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{11} A giant gingerbread house.....[In Person to all those stuck under the mistletoe.]

[Willy was putting together the plans for his gingerbread house until he notices people getting stuck under the door and laughs.]

Mistletoe? Never liked it. You can't eat it and the poor plant only dies. It's a waste....honestly.

[He pounds the dough with the rolling pin.]

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Put your hand in a blender while your in the kitchen.

Why would I want to do a thing like that? That would make the ginger bread taste terrible. I'm a little gamy. [Not to mention very unappetizing.]

And you're still stuck. Maybe if you weren't so tart you might not be so stuck, hm-hm!

Naw, I'm sure you just taste as bad as your cooking.

Says you.

[Lifts his nose in the air.]

I do say.

[Voice changes from light to heavy.]

Then tell me, little boy, have you ever made chocolate for an entire world or made a castle entirely out of chocolate? Have you made anything eatable that would normally not be?

I don't care about chocolate or the rest of the world. [your voice change is boring to him]

[He shrugs and grins.]

Well it should not bother you what I do then. Hm-hm!

No, I still think you need to put your hand in a blender.

Why?

For being a prick.

I am not! I don't like mistletoe.

You think I like being stuck here?

And you want me to kiss you? No way.

Ew, no way. I'd rather kiss a frog.

I can arrange that. [He grins and holds up a frog from where he got it....who knows....maybe hammer space?]

... [laughs] weirdo.

[The toad croaks and Willy turns it to face him and shudders.]

Ew....warts.

[He tosses the toad behind him and giggles while returning to his work.]

[wait a second...]

did you have a ton of metal on your face as a kid?

[A visible cringe.]

Uh huh.

I remember you. Willy Wonka, right?

Now you're catching on!

At lest you got that stuff off of your face.

[Willy's brow furrowed. He wasn't sure exactly what that was supposed to mean other than the literal.]

True.

[He was about to continue his mixing and sighs when he noticed that no one was coming to help Natsuo.]

Has no one responded to your little...sticky situation yet?

Nope, just people saying it sucks to be me so far.

[His lip twitches, and one of his eyes closes in a wince. He was afraid of this but what makes it worse is the fact that no one was stepping up to help. He sighs and puts his spoon down and wipes his hands on the dishtowel.]

You're at the parlor?

Yep yep. Wait, you're going to help?

Decidedly not but I'm not willing to watch you suffer either. This goes against everything that I have worked hard not to do and a mistletoe is our adversary right at this moment, isn't it?

... what?

[rolls his eyes]

Have you tried to knock it down? It shouldn't work if it's below you.

Yeah, my magic doesn't work.

Yesh.

[He's not liking the sound of this more and more.]

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