badfic_manor | (no subject)

[When the feed turns on, the Bunny is sitting in an armchair next to the heater. He is wearing a miniature Santa hat and coat over his front half. The hat has two holes in it for his ears, but the pom pom on top keeps getting in his face as he speaks. Predictably, he looks intensely annoyed.]

Okay, okay, listen up, people! I don't wanna stick around and chat in this getup. This week's Christmas, so you get a week off from all the other plots. Got a big Christmas tree in the parlor, and your presents will be under it when you're sent down there. And don't forget the Christmas stockings, they're full of candy and stuff. Walk under the mistletoe and you'll get stuck there until someone kisses ya. On the MOUTH, ya hear? I don't want a hundred of you asking me if you can get away with a kiss on the forehead or something. There's gonna be a big party later this week. Don't bother trying to get out of it. Just enjoy the cake and eggnog.

That it? That's it. Have a good Christmas and don't cause any trouble.