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[gamer-anon.livejournal.com]

[The beach, the water, the blue sky...it's paradise. In theory. Because one man's paradise is another man's hell, and that man would be Matt. The only possible, logical reason for him to be sitting on the beach, his towel spread out between him and that cursed sand, is that he's under orders to do so.

He looks miserable.

And pissed.

And his nose is covered in sunscreen.

Matt takes a drag from his cigarette before letting it rest on a small plastic ashtray. He reaches for a neon green gun and points it at his head, closing his eyes before pulling the trigger. Squirt! The stream of cold water hits his cheek, and there's very very temporary relief from the heat.

Matt reaches for his cigarette, but it's not exactly where he left it. The ashtray has mysteriously 'grown' eight legs and is walking away.

Anyone for crab legs?]

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[In Person]

[radical-edward0.livejournal.com]

Bang-bang-bang! Zoooooooom!! Boom!! Boom! Boooooooooom!!! Kur-poooooooow!!!

[She has hand motions too, throwing herself around with each blast as if she's either the explosion itself or some poor victim. Then she nods sagely sitting completely still as if she hadn't thrown herself in the sand several times]

Edward understands.

[In Person]

[gamer-anon.livejournal.com]

[Pause. Well...that was quite the display. Kind of like Mello mid-tantrum. The two of them together would be a force of nature.]

You sure you haven't already had chocolate?

Re: [In Person]

[radical-edward0.livejournal.com]

[Ed shakes her head quickly]

Nuh-uh! Edward hasn't had chocolate since...

[She taps her chin in thought]

Since before the spooky space alien!

[she puts on a scary-stories-around-the-campfire voice for those last three words]

[In Person]

[gamer-anon.livejournal.com]

Right. Let's save that for after we get the chocolate.

[He doesn't want to spend his last moments hearing about it in case they do get caught.]

You sneak into the tent, I'll keep watch outside.

[In Person]

[radical-edward0.livejournal.com]

[Ed stands up straight as a rod and salutes Matt]

Aye-aye Matt-Matt!

[Then she does a somersault onto her hands and tiptoes-fingers into the tent]

[In Person]

[gamer-anon.livejournal.com]

[Matt glances around while he's waiting. Of course, if Mello shows up, he'll totally sell her out. :| ]

[In Person]

[radical-edward0.livejournal.com]

[There is a long pause and then....

it sounds like a bomb went off.


Things must be falling over and breaking, Ed's scrambling around loud, God knows how someone so small is making this much noise. She giggles. Matt will have to call her name or peek in before she actually comes out.]

[In Person]

[gamer-anon.livejournal.com]

[Even Matt jumps a little at the initial noise. He eyes the tent for a few moments, eyebrow arching.]

Hey! Save the fuckin' pieces.

Got the goods yet?

[In Person]

[radical-edward0.livejournal.com]

[Ed pokes her head around the tent, there's chocolate in her mouth and more in her hand. She crawls out from under it, flattening herself inhumanly to do so. She sits down in front of him and offers him a chocolate bar]

Goods-goods!

Re: [In Person]

[gamer-anon.livejournal.com]

Good work. I'll grab the other stuff and we'll get the hell away from the scene of the crime.

[In Person]

[radical-edward0.livejournal.com]

[Ed giggles madly]

The accomplices escape into the night before the authorities are any wiser!

Edward also found this!

[She reaches inside the tent again and holds up his PSP. She looks rather pleased with herself. Be careful Ed's first instinct is to take it apart.]

Re: [In Person]

[gamer-anon.livejournal.com]

[...Oh snap.]

Uh. That's mine.

[In Person]

[radical-edward0.livejournal.com]

[Edward's smile flickers a little]

Can Edward see it?

[She begins turning it over in her hands. By the 2070's the PSP has been long forgotten. It's an ancient electronic and Ed is intrigued]

[She finds the on switch and "ooooh"s as screen light up, awestruck]

it works! It works!

[In Person]

[gamer-anon.livejournal.com]

Hey, hey.

[It must be the day to repeat your words twice.]

Don't break that. It's a limited edition.

Re: [In Person]

[radical-edward0.livejournal.com]

[Ed is fiddling with it, scrolling through the menu]

Limited addition? PSP plus?

[In Person]

[gamer-anon.livejournal.com]

[Okay, he'll be reaching for that now.]

It's a limited edition color. They only released a thousand of them -- in Japan.

Re: [In Person]

[radical-edward0.livejournal.com]

Ooooh! Edward's never been to Japan! Or... Edward doesn't think so.

[Ed grins pressing down on the buttons. She leans close to him]

Can Edward take it apart?

[In Person]

[gamer-anon.livejournal.com]

How about I take Edward apart?

[Matt's frown deepens. Cue the reaching and grappling and trying to take it away from her.]

Re: [In Person]

[radical-edward0.livejournal.com]

But Edward's not a machine!

[Ed grabs at it, wrapping herself around the PSP. Unfortunately she is very light and should Matt try it wouldn't be too hard to uncurl her. She's also got her teeth locked onto it]

Re: [In Person]

[gamer-anon.livejournal.com]

[Unfortunately Matt's a little light too...]

Stop fuckin' biting it! What part of 'limited edition' don't you understand!

[In Person]

[radical-edward0.livejournal.com]

Don't hurt Edward! Stop!

[She growls at him like a dog]