7th Blast || Mello || [Video/Voice]

[worldsrunnerup.livejournal.com]

[Mello is inside the onsen. He was watching the storm outside as it tears down trees and whips the waves into an insane foam.]

Alright, anybody still out in the storm four words of advice: do not be retarded. The only actual shelter on this whole fucking island is the bathhouse. Do not hide in the jungle, do not stay in your tent, do not stand their staring at the storm with your mouth opened, I don't care where you are or what you're doing get your sorry asses to the bathhouse. I don't care if you're sleeping, writing a letter to mommy, picking your nose, or jerking off, stop it and get your fucking asses down here. Stay in groups, walk as fast as possible, try to stick to the clearest path possible. If you can't get here find a cave, do not stay in the opened or in a fucking tent. Understand?

Comments

[In Person]

[20adaydragon.livejournal.com]

[Hatori cocks a brow, such wonderful language..]

I would like to hope that people wouldn't be so foolish as to stay in a tent..

[In Person]

[worldsrunnerup.livejournal.com]

People are idiots.

[In Person]

[20adaydragon.livejournal.com]

That depends entirely on the person, you're over generalising.

[In Person]

[worldsrunnerup.livejournal.com]

I've met a lot of people and haven't met many who break that mold.

[In Person]

[20adaydragon.livejournal.com]

We can only hope that they do have sense.

[Granted he could say Ayame and Shigure at times but he's not that mean about them.]

[In Person]

[worldsrunnerup.livejournal.com]

[He agrees] We can only hope.

((OOC: have they met already? I can't remember.))

Re: [In Person]

[20adaydragon.livejournal.com]

((OOC: As far as I'm aware they haven't ^^;))

[A short nod and he holds his hand out for the other to shake]

Hatori Sohma.

[In Person]

[worldsrunnerup.livejournal.com]

[Takes it]

Mello.

[In Person]

[20adaydragon.livejournal.com]

[He gives an affirming nod with the shake]

I'm a doctor, if you need anything I'll have to make the exception to my treating only the Sohmas rule.

[He smiles wearily, at least he's come to accept there's no going home.]

[In Person]

[worldsrunnerup.livejournal.com]

Good, doctors are always important. The Sohmas are your family?

[In Person]

[20adaydragon.livejournal.com]

Yes, we're more of a clan considering the size but, even so.

[In Person]

[worldsrunnerup.livejournal.com]

How many?

[In Person]

[20adaydragon.livejournal.com]

Including myself in my closest relations there's twelve of us. I think there's definitely over fifty or so.

[He stops for a minute, you know..he's never actually managed to meet the entire family.]

I'll put it this way, at our New Year's gatherings we always meet new relatives we never knew before.

[gamer-anon.livejournal.com]

[And behind him, Matt is doing this.

He doesn't mean to be a smartass...well, okay, he does.

He's just happy to be out of the tent and away from nature. For the most part.]

[worldsrunnerup.livejournal.com]

[Mello spins around, trying to catch Matt in the act]

[gamer-anon.livejournal.com]

[Nothing to see here boss, just licking his chapped lips.]

[worldsrunnerup.livejournal.com]

[Mello cuts the feed]

Think they'll listen?

[gamer-anon.livejournal.com]

Hope not. Wouldn't mind having the place all to ourselves.

[There's that patented Matt compassion for ya.]

[worldsrunnerup.livejournal.com]

Relatively to ourselves.

[There are already a couple others, but when you're as used to the world ignoring you as Mello and Matt it's pretty easy to ignore anyone.]

[sarcastically but not scoldingly]

You're such a bleeding heart, Matt.

[gamer-anon.livejournal.com]

[He laughs a bit.]

That blonde chick's okay. Don't necessarily want her to die.

[worldsrunnerup.livejournal.com]

Blond chick can rot.

[Totally straight faced. But there's a hint of playfulness in his tone that shows he doesn't mean it]

Fucker who makes chocolate had better live through this, even if he is a fucking nutcase.

[gamer-anon.livejournal.com]

At least let me get a peek at her tits first.

[Though...if he didn't see them when they were handcuffed together, chances are he won't.]

The pimp?

[Because Matt is sure that's what he really is.]

[worldsrunnerup.livejournal.com]

Weren't you two chained together?

[Mello laughs out loud]

Think he'd be a pretty shitty one. Besides I don't think pimps make chocolate that good.

[gamer-anon.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but...

[He has no excuse. Except that he was a little afraid of her.]

Huh. Not even Ross?

[worldsrunnerup.livejournal.com]

I know I saw way more of the fuckers I was stuck with than I ever wanted to. Christ I could probably give you a pretty good guess at the circumcised-to-not ratio based on what I saw that week and you didn't even see a single tit?!

[Mello growls]

Ross couldn't make anything, he could only take away. Fucker was a parasite in the most extreme sense of the word.