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Dosage 1 John Preston [Video]

_{[Have an emotionless, unfeeling supercop. He is sitting on his bed totally calm.]}

Where am I? I have children to take care of and a job to do. I don't want to be questioned for very long as my son is due home from school any time now. What is the nature of your business and why are we not at headquarters? Are you Father?

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If you really think that flimsy little piece of scrap metal is going to do you a damn bit of good you're sorely mistaken.

[He laughs]

Oh I'm 'interesting' now, am I? What makes you say that? The skin? The ears?

I would love to say it was your attitude.

_{[John thinks over the situation carefully. It's clear that bullets have no noticeable effects...it's possible that his sword would do even less damage. Hell, perhaps he would like to have some of this...fun.]}

_{[John swings his sword, quickly and hard at the green giant's torso.]}

MY attitude? Oh it's not all that rare, human. [~~Where I come from it's called being an ass~~]

[The sword manages to cut the fabric of his gi, but stops at his skin]

Oh would you look at that. You lose. My turn.

[Piccolo raises his hand up and simply ~~pimp slaps~~ swats John into the adjacent wall.]

_{[The air completely left John's chest as he collided with the wall, leaving him choking and gasping for breath. His sword had flown from his hand and buried itself in the floor beside him.]}

Tch. Is that all? For all your yapping I thought you would put up more of a fight. Typical human.

[Piccolo walks over and nudges John with his foot]

You alive down there?

[Somehow I don't think he's going to take kindly to the word 'fun' after this...]

_{[John reaches for his pistol with one hand, the other balling into a fist and striking the green man in the jaw.]}

[Piccolo chuckles, unmoved by punch at all]

Oh? You've still got some fight in you? Shame it won't do you any good.

_{[John stood with the help of the wall supporting him. He quickly drew his pistol and pointed it in the guy's face, but paused breathing heavily.]}

Who...are....you?

Piccolo. And that little toy of yours isn't going to work. Go on. Shoot it.

[And with that he leans forward and bites on the gun, not to destroy it, but so that the bullet will go right in his mouth.]

_{[John is surprised by this action and drops the gun completely. Even more shocking was the feeling of surprise. He knew he was in trouble. He picked up the gun and ran off, not caring if he looked like a coward. Some things were more important.]}

[Piccolo watches him run away and just laughs. Oh it had been so long since he got to terrify someone like that. It was so refreshing.]

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Dosage 1 John Preston [Video]

Only after john attacks. Piccolo did promise him the first hit~

Re: Only after john attacks. Piccolo did promise him the first hit~

and THEN! The mighty pimp slap.

Well Pickles does have to keep his pimp hand strong.

And you face helped. Thank you John.

Glad to be of service, just please don't kill him yet.

Don't worry he's in his reformed bad guy stage, He's just an ass.

That's good I already went through one muse death and it was just so sad

/patpatpat DON'T WORRY! Piccolo's already killed one person here... he's done for a while...

fuck that icon! XD

He made the best faces back in Dragon Ball...