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Match 2 // Romping Around the Kitchen [In Person]

[You really can't not recognize Koto - what with the whole ears and tail thing going on. At this point her fluffy beige tail sticks out of cute pink denim shorts, almost as big as she is in its static, and her ears are also disproportionate. It seems that despite wandering around as a vertically challenged, round little child, her feline appendages have stayed the same size. As a result, someone is looking ridiculously cute. It would be definitely hard to take this thing seriously.

As such, she doesn't seem too fretful about being a child. She tends to take things in stride, and well, she has to, judging from the things she's seen. In fact, she's darting under tables and squeezing through tight spaces with a look of something similar to delight.

Despite being alone, she murmurs to herself.]

...oh, she just makes it around the corner of the island, that was a close one, could've been down for the count with a hip bruise... down, weaving through the chairs, oh - her shirt got snagged on the seat... is she? Will she? Oh - up onto the counter with a tremendous leap-

[She jumps around the kitchen carelessly, narrating every movement. She clings to a cabinet dearly for a moment, then sighs, rolls her shoulders, and lands lightly on her feet on the ground. When she speaks to herself again, quietly instead of projecting, it's no narration.]

I was angry at first. I didn't want to be a kid, I mean, there are disadvantages, of course, but... how many times have I missed being a little kitten?

[With a contented sigh, she tiptoes (just for the fun of it) over to the fridge to see what's in. Romping around the kitchen makes a kittengirl hungry.]

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...alright then.

[She looks around and frowns.]

This mess was more fun to make than it'll be to clean up.

[Defeating the purpose of smearing poor Sheldon with potato in the first place, she swipes a finger across his cheek and shamelessly sticks it in her mouth, tasting the leftovers, smacking her lips, and looking decidedly childlike.] It's too bad. This is good stuff.

[His dark eyes widens from the action and smirks.]

Hm, you know, if I were back to my tall self, I would think that was really hot.

[And coming from a kid, that's disturbing.]

[She glares at him reproachfully ~~even though she sort of did that on purpose lol~~.]

Pedophile. That's so creepy. You're a kid. Get in a kid mindset. Or else you're going to be no fun this week.

Who wants a six-year-old with a sex drive? Nobody. That's who. Hmph.

Last I recall, a pedophile is an adult that has a fascination with kids. I'm a grown man trapped in kid's body...oh I get it.

[And another smirk.]

You want me to think like a little kid. It's been what, 27 years since I thought like that. Tell you what, I'll find me a Tonka truck and a mudslide.

You go do that.

[She pauses to stew it over and then concedes with a shrug.] I guess it's a little too much to ask to feel like a kid again. But you can at least enjoy it, right?

[She doesn't want to be alone in the kiddiness. If she is, well... how is she ever going to live "poopyhead" down?]

[Sheldon turns around and smirks playfully, scooping up the masked potatoes off his face and throws them at her like a snowball.]

Tag!!

[And he takes off running through the dining room.]

[She didn't expect that, but Koto hesitates only a moment before breaking into a massive grin and running after him. Her charismatic announcer's voice winds up again despite her breathlessness.]

She's gaining- oh! But the pedophile has an advantage when it comes to the layout of this battlefield! He'll probably get her lost beyond belief and then leave her to die in this colossal, unfamiliar mansion... there he goes around a corner!

I'M NOT A PEDOPHILE, SUGARBUTT!!

[Sheldon shouts through his laughter. He figured out that it's going to wind up being his new nickname which isn't pleasant and since he knows it's not true, he'll go with it.

*Splat!* Another handful of mashed potatoes is tossed her way.]

YOU ARE, AS LONG AS MY ASS IS SUGARY!

[Not her best comeback, but when running at full speed, you have to make sacrifices. She screeches a little as the potatoes fly, but throws an arm up as defense to the well-aimed attack. The potatoes splatter across the hall, leaving Koto with a messy arm but little other damage.]

She's going to catch up, it's only a matter of time!

Puckernuts!!

[Sheldon's foot catches on the edge of the carpet and he trips, resulting in a nasty rug burn that earned a laugh than a cry of pain. He tries to roll to the side....]

[It's time for payback. With a cry halfway between feral and delighted, Koto does catch up, leaping as high as possible into the air to pounce...]

[He couldn't get away fast enough and her expression has him frozen in place with his eyes wide open. His arms came up to cover his face...]

She's gonna eat me!!

[And another giggle that resulted from a shriek. It was just too fun!]

[Koto has never thought that she'd hear such a kiddish sound escape Sheldon. She starts giggling in turn and almost hits him full-force, remembering to brace herself on the floor with all fours just in time to avoid knocking the wind out of him. She's expecting a "cat lands on her feet" joke at this point, and right after having caught herself, collapses in giggles on top of him.]

You cannot convince me that you're not feeling at least a little childish this week.

[Sheldon giggles some more and of course now it was hard denying that he couldn't fight his child-like side. It was hard to believe that he squealed like that and it was a sound that he was told never to do whenever he went hunting with his grandfather. Being Cherokee often meant treating the land and the animals with respect even if they were killing them for food. It was a ritualistic way of life and he learned it by heart.

In this case, he wasn't hunting for food. He was having fun and a great deal of it. Valentine's Day in Venice with Koto proved that he did and still does have a side to him that he refuses to share with anyone and she saw him clearly that night.

This week, he's a child and he is enjoying it while it lasts.]

Okay, okay, you got me. I lied.

[He tries to roll with her on top of him but being pinned now meant he was at her mercy.]

So it's true that cats do land on their feet. Hee, that was fun!

So now you're a liar and a pedophile. [She is absolutely incapable of wiping the grin off her face right now.] My, my, the company I keep.

Well, not always on our feet. Only when we plan with cunning and skill. And stuff.

[She rolls off of him, lying beside him. She sighs, staring at the ceiling, where somehow, a clump of mashed potato is still clinging. It's going to be a nasty surprise for someone later.]

I like this week. I really miss being little sometimes.

[Sheldon's eyes see the same clump of mash potatoes clinging above them and a giggle erupts.]

You know what I think, I think that whoever isn't looking is going to get a large pile of bird poo on their head. I so wanna see that happen to that girl that likes to chase people with mops...what's her name...Aoko. It would be even better if Mello got it but he's gone now.

[Not that he could care less. The butler would have been funnier or even the maid but they hadn't been here a while now. He gives a contented sigh and puts his hands on the back of his head.]

Yeah, I'm gonna miss stuffing myself in the bottom drawer just for the heck of it.

[She giggled alongside him.]

I want to see that. It almost makes me want to leave the blackberry here recording, just so we'll have a video of whenever it happens...

...wait. Bottom drawer? What kind of kid are you? [She props herself up on an elbow and gives him a you-crazy-asshole look.]

[Sheldon curled up in a ball and started laughing that his sides started to hurt.]

You never tried to stuff yourself in the bottom drawer of your dresser before just to freak out your mom when she would start putting away clothes? That's soo much fun!!

[She pauses, not sure how to answer that. She supposes that, being human, Sheldon's childhood would be different than hers, wouldn't it?]

Er... no. [Her puzzled face is slowly overcome with a shy, contemplative smile.] Did she scream?

[Sheldon is having fun remembering all the geeky and crazy little stunts that he used to pull on his mom, his siblings and his grandfather, though his grandfather was a little harder to catch off guard.]

Yep and she even fainted once when I pretended to be a paratrooper with a blanket, bungee cords, a backpack and my dad's rope. That was fun too.

It does sound fun.

[She pauses, then grins mischievously.]

A blanket, bungee cords, a backpack and rope? You think we could find those around here?

Yeah, I think so. They're pretty common items. The blanket and the ropes are easy to find. The backpack and bungee cords are a little less common but I think we'll find something similar.

[He sits up and calms his giggles.]

What are we waiting for?

[She pushes herself to her feet and cracks her back, then holds out a hand for Sheldon to anchor onto.]

[He reaches up to take her hand and hops up to his feet.]

Let's go!!

Alright; I'll get the backpack and the blanket if you'll get the ropes and bungee cords.

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cut! :D

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Match 2 // Romping Around the Kitchen [In Person]

yum, potatoes

LOL And poor little Sheldon is in conflict. XD

that crafty kitty. >:P

Pfft, that's awesome!!

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the long awaited joke!

Aww, she's so cute!!

And you think that adorable Cherokee kiddo staring me in the face from that icon isn't? xD

Nah, he knows he's cute. XD Feathers and all.

feathers :D oh god I just wanna pick him up and squeeze him... baby Sheldon~

He's a ham! Gotta love the bacon in the morning. XD

oh god his poor mother. headcanon or not, I pity her D:

He's the youngest of 7 kids. Imagine the disaster. XD

I used to have neighbors with a ton of kids. They have 11 and they're still going strong. o.o

11!! Yikes!! That's one busy family!

mhm.

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cut! :D