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Banana 5 ][ Vegeta ][ Video/In Person

_{[ Here is Vegeta, full grown, messing with his device upon entering the stretch of open land full of herbivores and whatnot. He records massive herd of Parasaurolophus mingling and grazing and chuckles a little. They are joined by a small group of Brachiasaur around the watering hole, and a large herd of Gallimimus just further off in the fields. Serene, absolutely serene. Perfect for a pint-sized predator. ]}

Looks like it's lunch time.

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Hmph.

_{[ He folds his arms across his chest. ]}

You're hilarious.

_{[ Obvious deadpan is obvious. ]}

[Well apparently all that comedy training with King Kai paid off! Duur Hurr]

So what's going on here anyway?
I woke up and... well... this!

I'm not sure. It seems to be some kind of zoo.

Some people are a bit on edge. I don't see any reason why.

Yeah but like, everything changed!
I woke up in a completely different room this morning.

[Now scratching at the back of his head as he looks around with a slight shrug.]

Yeah I dunno. They all seem scared or something.

The Author sent us here. She sent us to some old human city the other week... and now it's... here. I assume it's another Earthling venture. And a stupid one at that.

The Author? I keep hearing about this Author but to be honest I don't think I've even seen them around.

The Author is some teenage wench who pulled us somehow from our homes and are using us to create stories. Some nonsense like that. She refuses to show herself. For good reason.

Some... girl?

So we're just... characters? But, what are we even supposed to do?

We deal with it, what else.

At least until we can get her to expose herself. Then our problems will be over.

Well, can't we just ask her to come out?
She's probably just scared cause everyone seems to angry that she pulled them here. I bet if we promised not to hurt her or anything that she'd show up.

[Goku logic. You love it.]

I'm quite certain she won't even if we offered her candy and boyfriends.

We are at liberty to be angry, Kakarot. She's messing with our lives.

Hmmm...
Well... we don't have any chocolate sooo...

Wait! I got it!

Chichi would probably kill me, so why don't you go on a date with her?!

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE JOKING ME!

There's no way in Heaven, Hell or HIGH-FUCKING-WATERS I'D GO ON A DATE with some FANTASIZING TEENAGER!

Aww! C'mon Vegeta!

It's just a date! I mean how bad can it possibly be?
I bet she's uh... nice... and stuff.

Nice? Kidnapping me and putting me into some idiot castle with all these other morons and expecting me to follow these idiotic plots, you expect me to think she's nice? No.

No.

Okay okay so maybe he isn't nice, per say.
But she seems generally harmless, I mean, no one's getting hurt or anything, right?

C'monnn Vegeta!
This could be our only chance! Just a date!
Just one! One and we'll see how it goes after that.

Believe me, Kakarot, if she can manipulate the environment the way she does, then there's no reason for us to believe she can't be dangerous.

Get some other desperate cretin to go on a date with her!

Aw, well fine. I guess if you won't do it then... [sigh]

I'll do it then.
But if Chichi finds out, I'm blaming you.

She won't find out so long as you don't tell her.

Yeah, guess you're right.

I hope this Author girl is at least cute though...

_{[ Here's a blush on his face. ]}

KAKAROT, SHE'S A TEENAGER!

Waa I know!
B- but... !!

Well... I...
I'm sorry, I just think power is attractive is all. I can't help it.

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