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[rcklssanarchist.livejournal.com]

[Laughing quietly, as if incredibly amused at the predicament beholding the manor on his first day.]

Are the lights always off like this?

[No point in asking where he is or anything like that. Who cares? It's a place, there's people around, and he's got the technology to communicate.]

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[jadedserpent.livejournal.com]

What do you think? That we sit around in the dark all day?

You must be new here.

[rcklssanarchist.livejournal.com]

Ding ding! Got that one right.

Who knows, maybe you do? Maybe you're all lepers.

[jadedserpent.livejournal.com]

I don't think lepers have been common for several centuries. And the lights are usually on, genius.

I suppose I should welcome you, but I don't feel like. Besides, you'll grow to hate this bloody place.

[rcklssanarchist.livejournal.com]

Why do you think I'll hate it?

[jadedserpent.livejournal.com]

Unless you enjoy the thought of being trapped in a house where an unseen teenage dimwit imposes her will on you, you won't enjoy it.

[rcklssanarchist.livejournal.com]

...you're the second person who has told me about this girl.

There's no way it can be true.

Right? It doesn't make any sense. It's not logical.

[jadedserpent.livejournal.com]

It's funny. I thought the same thing. Impossible, illogical. And we haven't seen her yet, but she can do things that defy logic. She has a talking rabbit, for one.

[rcklssanarchist.livejournal.com]

[Considering where he's from there are still dinosaurs running around and talking cats and green men, it's not THAT absurd but... still!!!]

That sucks. Are you sure it's a girl?

[jadedserpent.livejournal.com]

Quite. She's been referred to as such.

Besides, I don't know who else would come up with such absurd plots.

[rcklssanarchist.livejournal.com]

...maybe this is just some crazy dream. [Can androids dream?]

[jadedserpent.livejournal.com]

[of electric sheep]

I've thought that. But it's gone on far too long for a dream.

[rcklssanarchist.livejournal.com]

[that can't be good]

...you might be right about it. Looks like other people are complaining about this author.

Great.

[jadedserpent.livejournal.com]

She doesn't make herself likable.

[rcklssanarchist.livejournal.com]

This blackout is just a part of one of the situations she puts you people through?

[jadedserpent.livejournal.com]

The easy part. [He demonstrates by lighting the end of his wand.] The hard part is all the ruddy dinosaurs she has running around.

[rcklssanarchist.livejournal.com]

[What is that, magic? Since he's used to seeing lights and destruction and what have you come from all kinds of places he'll dismiss it for now. That's pretty nifty though.]

Dinosaurs... wonder what inspired that choice.

[jadedserpent.livejournal.com]

[Yes, it is impressive, isn't it? The lowest demonstration of his skills.]

I have no clue, and I'd rather not know. I'm just concerned with getting out of this alive.

[rcklssanarchist.livejournal.com]

That should be easy. Just stay away from them. Right?

[jadedserpent.livejournal.com]

Easy in theory. Unless they start hunting you.

[rcklssanarchist.livejournal.com]

Start running then.

[jadedserpent.livejournal.com]

Perhaps you should.

[Because what's the poor defenseless Muggle gonna do?]

[rcklssanarchist.livejournal.com]

[Technically he wasn't born into the magical world but he's not exactly a 'person' either!]

I doubt any of those lizards are going to be able to do anything to me. But thanks for the advice.

[jadedserpent.livejournal.com]

Then I suppose you can take care of yourself.