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badfic_manor2010-07-19 09:36 pm
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Snark 004: Snape [Accidental video]
[The feed shows a ceiling made of asbestos squares with fluorescent lights. It's most likely the med lab. There's the sound of frantic footsteps, a sound like boiling water, clangs and bangs and a female voice muttering.]
Sage...barely...blood of mouse and powdered Fwooper feather, which of course aren't here, dammit. Powdered manticore horn, beetle carapace...at least there may be guava juice in the kitchens.
[Strange-colored smoke starts to drift across the view. The smoke is at first purple, then red, then somewhere in between.]
Ash of ceder! I'll never find that here!
[The sound of footsteps is heard again. The view changes suddenly, as if the Blackberry was knocked aside and off whatever table it was on. The view catches what looks like Snape, though he's taken his school robes off and his shirt's sleeves are rolled up; the room is clearly quite hot. Snape's figure, though, has more curves than it should, and his facial features are softer, more feminine. Certainly there's no ratty moustache anymore.]
If anyone sees me like this...
[The feed sputters and ends.]
Sage...barely...blood of mouse and powdered Fwooper feather, which of course aren't here, dammit. Powdered manticore horn, beetle carapace...at least there may be guava juice in the kitchens.
[Strange-colored smoke starts to drift across the view. The smoke is at first purple, then red, then somewhere in between.]
Ash of ceder! I'll never find that here!
[The sound of footsteps is heard again. The view changes suddenly, as if the Blackberry was knocked aside and off whatever table it was on. The view catches what looks like Snape, though he's taken his school robes off and his shirt's sleeves are rolled up; the room is clearly quite hot. Snape's figure, though, has more curves than it should, and his facial features are softer, more feminine. Certainly there's no ratty moustache anymore.]
If anyone sees me like this...
[The feed sputters and ends.]