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HerpDerp 001 [Video/In Person]

[[So despite the fact that he woke up with a beating heart, lack of a hole in his chest, black hair and muscles that he only figured Yammi would ever have.

Wonderweiss-- really, Goku's body buddy, is doing something that has the body giggling like a little girl in a manly voice.

He's found a new toy.

Super Saiyan.]]

[[Enjoy the feed of Wonderweiss' attempts playing around with these powers he can't even begin to understand. Inclusive that he's now darted out of the video screen while his hair flares up into a more blond, straight up version.

Anyone finding him in the more open, random areas he's been able to find, will also find him playing light-switch and giggling once more. Amused like only a child-minded teen could be.]]

((OOC: For those who don't know, Wonderweiss is at best (the easiest way to explain it) very mentally slow. He can communicate with sound, action or glares/facial expressions and sometimes he can even say a word or two- but until someone teaches him, like Tousen used to, he's not going to be able to be chatty xD;. I understand this is not easy to undertake and won't be offended if you post to this and then find it too hard to continue anything substantial, I won't hold it against you just so that's clear.

ALRIGHT enjoy! Also thx to Goku-mun for letting me play on off switch XD))

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[B watches this feed curiously. Yet another anomaly crawls out of the woodwork... and what a fascinating one. Transformative power, brute strength if those muscles weren't for show. He'd be watching this one for sure.

He re-organizes his expression into a customary deadpan before hitting the reply button.]

Impressive.

[[Aizen's pet-project paused in his giggle-fest, the sound dying down gradually along with the jiggle of his shoulders in the throws of his laughter. His eyes search the feed, contemplating the image he sees in front of him.

Looks like more than one Hollow he's encountered.]]

Ah--? HAuuuuhah..

[Interesting. A younger form trapped in an older body. Incapable of speech? Head trauma, perhaps. Or a child. In that case.

B stares unblinkingly into the BlackBerry, eyes wide. A thumb is pressed to his lips.]

Uuwaaaaah.

[[For the first time, well not first, but at least first here, Wonderweiss stares at the feed like B's gone nuts. In fact, how's it feel to have a moron looking at you like you're a moron.

He makes some sort of drawled noise, more remnant of a long grunt than anything, pulling a slight pout onto his lips. He's pretty sure now that he may be getting made fun of- Grimmjow tried this sort of thing on him too. Had he been in his own body, things may be going differently. But this one doesn't feel out energy.]]

[Hm. B makes a small modification to his theories. If this thing could respond to B's little test, then clearly it isn't a lack of sentience, though it may have been a fluke. The look on Goku's face doesn't perturb B at all however. He's quite used to it himself, when he plays his idiot-savant role.]

Fascinating. Your name?

[[Alright well that one, Wonderweiss knows enough. He was asked his name by his 'father', their 'father'. A little of his unimpressed look pulls from his features and he huffs a little sigh before looking around a bit. His attention garnished by something happening off to the side momentarily.

At that point his eyes are off the feed, but his mouth moves slowly, finally producing the proper noise.]]

Wonderweiss. ...Margera.

[Okay, so this might not have been Goku's body but that shouldn't mean that he had to just sit around all day. For one, he had to find his body and try to figure out how to fix this mess.]

Wait just a second...

[He knew his own body's energy signal, and right now it was going to some pretty extreme heights. This wasn't good. Sure enough, there he was. Or, his body was anyway.]

H-hey! You be careful with that!
You could hurt someone you know!

[[Wonderweiss, standing proud and tall and ...you know, having the time of his life in the bright aura begetting SSJ status, turns around at the approach of Ulquiorra.

He hasn't been able to feel people out lately, so seeing Ulquiorra without being able to feel his reiatsu first is a little discerning.]]

Ah--?

[[Still in the arian form of Saiyan, he turns around to stare at Goku's approach, nope he was entirely unaware he could. Now that he knows though.... He could care friggin' less. Thanks for the info, though.

On.
Off.
On.
Off.]]

[Oh good, well at least his body seems to recognize him. Or, the person in his body recognizes the other person tha-]

I think I'm getting a headache...

[Goku walks up to his body, it's a little odd to see himself from the outside like this so don't mind him sort of walking around you slowly to get a better look. Goku is totally checking himself out, yep.]

Man... this is really strange...

[[On is the last state that Wonderweiss lets the body fall into, staring back at Goku and his poor headache. At least when Goku rounds on Wonderweiss to check out the surreal image of his body being used by some one else like a morbid costume, the person Weiss is seeing is Ulquiorra.

This alleviates any sudden want to feel too threatened and it didn't seem like he was sizing him up to be his next Espada Happy Meal.]]

Nnnghh..

[[The young man turns his body to face Goku, he doesn't want him behind his back. He hates having blind-sides. It sounds like he's trying to manage words, but really its unintelligible noises while he tries to replicate speech.]]

Easy, easy... I'm not going to hurt you... er uh... me.

[He knew his own body well enough to know that it had gone into a sort of defensive mode. Thankfully Goku was patient and understanding, as far as hew knew, whoever had his body was just as lost and confused as he was.]

You... can't talk, can you?

[Well that pretty much rules out getting any answers from him. This was going to be a little difficult.]

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[[The reassurance isn't exactly reassuring but it does at least stop any pending attack, or game, that Wonderweiss had any plan to play. The slow movements on his own part, indicated at least he was mindful enough to know to pay attention when he has to.

He tilts his head at the question, nodding his head. He can make words, he just ...can't always think of what to say to make his point. Not that he's got much of a way to convey that other than the little nod of his head. To indicate his sentience, he lifts his arm and points at himself, the slow drawl of Goku's voice letting out what bit he knows for certain. His name.]]

Wonderweiss, Margera...

[Well that's good, at least they both seemed to be about on the same page. Goku smiled, though with his new body it kinda felt a little out of place for some reason. He would in turn point to himself to make his introduction in the same manner.]

I'm Goku.
It's good to meet you!

[And now all that caution is completely gone as he suddenly holds out his hand to shake in a friendly sort of greeting.]

[[The calm nature of Ulquiorra's voice is again uncharacteristic, but still calming anyway. Not so much worried about it, he's kind of getting the jist that not only is he not in his own body, but this person is in Ulquiorra's too.

The light bulb is a physical moment of realization about the bodies switched, maybe not that he's in Goku's body, that may come a bit later. He stares down blankly at the hand being offered and puts his own out from some shadow of a memory that spurs the movement.]]

Auh-waa..

[[He mutters something along the lines of 'meet you' in a bit of a broken attempt at mimicry, other than Commander Tousen, no one's talked to him this much at length that wasn't to send him out to fight Shinigami or yell at him to try and get his attention.

Not letting go of the hand, Wonderweiss figures he better do his superior the favour and explain as well as he can. He pulls aside Ulquiorra's neck-line of his outfit and carefully sets Goku's hand over-top of the hole in his sternum. Hopefully that gets the point across to protect it unless he wants to feel the uncomfortable feelings for the hell of it.]]

[He blinks, but doesn't attempt to move away or anything. There was obviously no threat behind the other's actions and he just looks down to see what the one in his body was trying to point at.]

Heh, yeah. I noticed that earlier.

[Kinda hard not to notice a gaping hole in your body. Even if it's not even your own body. But he just smiles a little and nods, apparently understanding. After all, this wasn't his body to begin with anyway so he was going to try his best not to do it any damage.]

[[Wonderweiss takes his hand slowly from the other's this isn't a hand holding contest and looks blankly after a small show of understanding. His eyes do widen though at the sound of the body he's currently in.

It's been making uncomfortable noises for a while now.

The same hand he had in play for his Espada Instructions, he then sets on his stomach, waits for it to go away, then turns and stares at the nearest gleam off an object. He crouches to get eye to eye with what he noticed shine. ~~L2attention Weiss.]~~]

[Hey, wait, Vegeta did something like that the other day. And that was when he went Super Saiyan.]

...

[...Zarbon does not like the realization that there is another Super Saiyan running about.]

No...Im-impossible...!

[Wonderweiss blinks at the voice, releasing the process to nothing again and turns back to the communicator- no, no really its not impossible. Here look.

He turns the process on again, once more giggling about it, since to him there's some sort of tickle from the crackles that move around him.]

Who are you? How can this be?

[[Ah~ at least something he knew how to answer relatively well. He had done it before and easily summons the ability now.]]

Wonderweiss.. Wonderweiss Margera.

Wonderweiss Margera, is it? Not the typical sort of name I would expect from a Saiyan, but you are obviously not a normal Saiyan.

[Stupid monkeys.]

[[There's a nice few moments of silence]]

S-say-n?

[[He mulls over the word in a few or more attempts that are less successful than the first one. He draws in a breath.]]

Wonderweiss-- Hol-hollow.

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...

[What was wrong with this man?]

Hollow? What do you mean?

[Well, then conversation hadn't been locked, and Ulquiorra, now trapped in Vincet's body, picked up on it. He couldn't have Wonderweiss informing those who did not need to know of their presence.]

He is an Arrancar. It is not information you need concern yourself with.

An Arracar? I don't believe I've ever heard of such a race.

[The command sounds familiar, but the voice doesn't. Wonderweiss' current form stops long enough to make some sort of dumbed down, unintelligible sound of curiosity.

At least for now he's not playing light-switch.]

That is not my concern. All the information you need is that one is inhabiting that body.

...Kakarot?

[[Wonderweiss' in the middle of a transformation, and of course doesn't respond to the name at first. His name isn't ..whatever that was, but he turns around to the notion that maybe it is for him if his PCD is going off.

Oh. This guy.]]

...Uuaahnnn--?

_{[ Oh god. If Vegeta knew deep down in his heart that this wasn't the true Kakarot, he would have had a field day. Ah what the hell, he'll do it anyway. Mwahahaha ]}

Yes, Kakarot. Can you make words? Woooooords.

[[He studies the feed, the voice behind the face on screen. He tries his hardest to brain what's being asked and nods his head.

Of course he can make words.]]

Treis.

[[That's one of the last one's he was taught to say without interruption. Enjoy it.]]

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