http://blondmage.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] blondmage.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] badfic_manor2011-04-11 06:44 pm

7th World | In Person

[When Fai had woken up this morning, he felt as healthy as he had been since last week. This cheered him up slightly as he got out of bed and changing from his Kitty PJ's that he had worn the previous night into something more suitable, but before that could happen he paused.

Something seemed different, he was sure he was awake in a completely different place than he was when he went to bed. He looked around before realising he wasn't in the manor, instead he was somewhere that came with a very tiny window.

He soon got dressed and went to the kitchen to make breakfast, but when he got there he saw something he never thought he saw before.

Robots. Robots were in the kitchen and this made Fai curious.]

[identity profile] jinglealltehway.livejournal.com 2011-04-13 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
[Crouched down behind you, peering cautiously around the doorframe, is a very hungry-looking Malone]

What...what are those...things?

[identity profile] jinglealltehway.livejournal.com 2011-04-15 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
...do you think they bite?

[He's pretty hungry, but he doesn't want to have to fight for his food...]

[identity profile] jinglealltehway.livejournal.com 2011-04-16 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
...ooooooooh. So, they don't bite?

[He creeps into the kitchen on all fours until he can jump up and perch on a counter]

What do you think they do?

[identity profile] jinglealltehway.livejournal.com 2011-04-20 03:03 pm (UTC)(link)
They cook, hmm? Does that mean I can make them cook for me? I just spent the last week in a closet, I'm a bit hungry. [cackle]

[identity profile] jinglealltehway.livejournal.com 2011-04-20 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
It was sick week. Moving was hard. [he doesn't seem very bothered by this]

[Malone points at one of the robots and adopts a artificially deep voice]
You...metal thing. Get me a glass of water. And some toast. No butter.

[identity profile] jinglealltehway.livejournal.com 2011-04-26 01:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[Through a mouthful of dry toast] This must be what it's like to be Lord Kortan!

[He points to another robot]

You - fetch me the highlander!

[The robot rummages through a cabinet and presents Malone with a spice bottle]

Noooo, that's coriander! [sigh] ...I guess it really is like being Lord Kortan.

[identity profile] jinglealltehway.livejournal.com 2011-04-27 01:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, he's the big scary guy who ran the world where I came from. I was the Human Key to his armory! [drink of water] I'm Malone. The Human Key. [the grin on his face is inviting you to find that redundancy amusing]