badfic_manor | Match 01 | Sasagawa Ryohei | [Accidental Voice/ Audio/ In person]

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Match 01 | Sasagawa Ryohei | [Accidental Voice/ Audio/ In person]

[Ryohei arrives at the manor at what seems to be around 4 in the morning.

He proceeds to yell at a volume that it can be heard through out the entire hallway extremely clearly and through the unknowingly turned on blackberry at an ear-shattering volume.]

"RYOHEI FIGHTO!!! ALRIGHT MY ULTIMATE POWER IS EMERGING N-"
[There's a small pause.]
“ WHY DID IT SUDDENLY BECOME EXTREMELY DARK AND WHY AM I NOT EXTREMELY NEAR NAMIMORI JUNIOR HIGH?!?!!”
[Ryohei looks around him...]
“SAWADA???!! OCTOPUS-HEAD??! YAMAMOTO?!"
[...and is extremely confused.]

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[As a person who isn't a heavy sleeper, a sound much quieter than the shouting blaring on the Blackberry would have woken Light up. It's a double insult that the shouting appears to be originating from only a few doors away. He half feels for the light switch, only to remember that the electricity is out. Groaning, he reaches over for the Blackberry to shut it off, but the time on the display makes him pause. Four AM? Really? Just who the hell is this goddamn idiot? No, he doesn't care that it's obviously someone new to the Manor, nor does he care that he's still technically part of the welcoming committee, all ~~God~~ Light wants is some peace and quiet.]

...Do you have any idea what time it is?

[Hayato doesn't even NEED to be awake to respond to Ryohei, it has just become instinctual reflex at this point...]

SHUT THE FUCK UP TURF-TOP! YOU'RE STUPID WILL INFECT THE WHOLE GOD DAMN PLACE IDIOT!

[Alright now give the boy a few moments to wake up... so that he can properly register the presence from someone from home.... who doesn't want to kill him.... Maybe some more yelling will help]

[Hearing Light's voice, he notices the Blackberry on top of the pillow of his bed, but he doesn't notice the aggravated tone in Light's voice. He proceeds to answer his question like a GOOD CITIZEN and forgets his confusion from a few seconds ago.]

I'M EXTREMELY SORRY, BUT I DON'T HAVE A WATCH OR A CLOCK EXTREMELY NEAR ME!!

[...He doesn't notice the time written right on the Blackberry monitor.]

MAYBE YOU COULD ASK SOMEBODY ELSE FOR THE TIME!!!

BUT IF YOU WANT MY EXTREMELY EDUCATED GUESS, I WOULD SAY IT'S NIGHT TIME BECAUSE IT'S EXTREMELY DARK!!

[Ryohei then suddenly remembers his confusion.]

...WAIT BUT WHERE AM I!?!

[[Bel's rubbing his eyes through his hair with his arm, yawning through that.]]

Mm?
If it isn't Lussuria's favourite~. Such a loud voice, you've woken the dead I'm sure.

Edited 2011-05-04 05:16 (UTC)

[For a moment, Light stares at his Blackberry in disbelief, having been physically stunned into silence. He didn't think it was possible but this guy, whoever the hell he is, isn't just an idiot. It's worse. If it were anyone else, he would have suspected idiot-savantism, because no-one could possibly be this stupid. After all, not even Misa had been this vacuous. But there's no way a self respecting person could ever pretend to be this stupid, which leads him to think that it's not an act at all- that this person is just a loud, obnoxious moron.

If that were the case, then there's nothing else for it. Any attempt at subtlety would be wasted effort. No. The physical act of staying on the line with this person is a waste of time. There's nothing that can be said that would penetrate his skull.]

Edited 2011-05-04 05:18 (UTC)

....

....

Someone else will explain it to you. I'm going back to bed. [And just in case the "SO KEEP IT DOWN" isn't clear enough...]

It behooves you to be quiet until then.

Edited 2011-05-04 05:25 (UTC)

I don't think yelling will help much here.

[ow, okay. He got that from wherever the hell you landed here, as well as through the blackberry.

Bothe were loud enough to echo slightly in his head, especially when he could pick up on the minute crackle of the speaker from his yelling.]

Shut your mouth, or I swear to God and all that is holy I will shut it for you. [Be glad you didn't wake him up, he'd be in an even worse mood.]

[Armed with a flashlight and just wearing an over sized mens shirt, Nice groggily goes down the stairs towards the loud new guy]

Feel like turnin' the volume down a little..?

[... you just woke Ryuutaro up for nothing? And that brutally even? He is not amused. But his tone is friendly... at first]

I was only wondering if you could have the kindness to...

[And now it isn't very sweet anymore that voice of his] ...shut that loud mouth of yours and be silent?

ALSO, HOW ARE YOU EXTREMELY OVER THERE AND NOT EXTREMELY OVER HERE??!

DIDN'T WE DO AN EXTREME CIRCLE GROUP CHEER A SECOND AGO?!!?

...IS SAWADA AND YAMAMOTO OVER THERE WITH YOU?!!?!

[RYOHEI IS MORE CONFUSED TO THE EXTREME THAN HE WAS BEFORE.]

GO GET A LAWN MOWER AND CUT YOU'RE DAMN HAIR LAWN-HEAD!

WE HAVEN'T DONE THAT SHIT SINCE THE RING BATTLES! I'M NOT TOUCHING YOU AGAIN! DOES IT LOOK LIKE ANYONE ELSE IS HERE?! IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE GOD-DAMN NIGHT! IF THEY WERE HERE THEY WOULD BE TELLING YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP TOO! STOP SHOUTING!

[Yeah Roxanne was definitely in some deep sleep.]

Hey! Come on - people are sleeping!

[......This guy looks extremely familiar...

................

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......]

[EEEI, TOO HARD TO TRY REMEMBER...

...WAIT

"WOKEN THE DEAD"?!]

I'M SORRY, BUT THIS IS MY EXTREMELY NORMAL TALKING VOICE!! ALSO, I'M NOT HELPING ANY ONE RIGHT NOW, I AM IN EXTREME BELIEF YOU MAY HAVE MISTOOK ME FOR SOMEONE ELSE!!

[[Bel winces behind the shield of his arm over his eyes for the disturbing light of his PCD, he was sleeping. He's getting his beauty rest thanks.]]

...
Yes.
There are zombies, they're in room 035. You should go there, exterminate whatever's in there regardless what you see. They're no longer your loved ones!

Then when you're done, tell me so I can know it's safe to sleep again.

[[Sigh.
Simpleton.]]

That's not it. It's late at night and yelling isn't going to help people who are trying to sleep.

[Nepeta stares at the video, then snorts and turns off her portable communication device. She wasn't going to deal with an obvious black offer like that, that was just desperate.]

[After hearing the word "behoove", he proceeds TO COMPLETELY IGNORE everything else Light said.]
WHAT IS A HOOVE?!

IS IT EXTREME??!!

[~~Charrenging~~ Challenging vocabulary is challenging]

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