andsuddenlydynamite: ([pissed] PENIS GOES WHERE?!)
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[Well Badficians, here's to hoping you all had a good sleep, because it's about to get abruptly interrupted this fine morning, by the distinctive shouting of everyone's favorite bomb brat]

BELPHEGOR YOU COCK-SUCKING SUNNVA BITCH! GIVE ME BACK MY FUCKING CLOTHES

[and anyone in the second class lodging halls would be hard pressed not to notice the soaking wet teen running down the halls full speed in nothing but a very tiny towel, and a stick of dynamite in hand. Yup, right out of the shower and the infamous "Prince the Ripper" up and ran off with his clothes. This is going to be a good week.]
[identity profile] lionpunchinist.livejournal.com
PAY EXTREMELY CLOSE ATTENTION CITIZENS OF NAMIMORI!! 

THERE HAS BEEN A DANGEROUS ZOMBIE BREAKOUT FROM..."ROOM 035"!!!!!

[...]

THEY ARE NO LONGER YOUR LOVED ONES!!!!!

BE EXTREMELY CAREFUL!! THESE ZOMBIES CARRY KNIVES AND OTHER SHARP OBJECTS WITH THEM AND WILL TRY TO HARM YOU!!!!

THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR LISTENING!!!!
[Not that Ryohei's voice really left you a choice..]


[OOC: If you don't know how Ryohei got this implanted in his head, read [link]. ]
stalking_horse: (There's ╫ Ink on your hands)
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[For once, he's not doing one of his public broadcasts from the study - instead, he's in his room, sitting on his bed, and looking very ... put out. There's a healing cut along his cheek, but he's otherwise fine.]

I'd say I have the identity of our killer, but it's a bit useless.

It seems the Author has decided that she wants to write a bad slasher movie. The killer will get back up if killed and seems to be able to disappear from one place to appear in another; while it - he - can be bested, nothing actually seems to keep it down, and it's doubtful any restraints would work.

It's probably best to assume that his pattern will continue to mostly follow stereotypical horror movie rules. Someone with a decent amount of supernatural or other powers may be able to adequately defend themselves, but it's probably better to err on the side of caution if there's any uncertainty. For those who want to try to stay in one piece who aren't familiar with the stereotypical tropes of this sort of a movie or the genre in general...

Try not to be go anywhere alone. There's already an obvious preference for ambushes, particularly when people are alone. Try to stay in well-lit areas or areas with clear visibility; the fog outside will be used to ambush from. If you have the creature down, do not check to make sure it is dead unless it's with the sharp end of a weapon from a safe distance, and do not turn your back on the body. If there's any signs of footsteps, doors opening when they shouldn't, and the like, move to a secure place as soon as possible and find someone else.
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[Filtered to Police and Detectives]

As you probably have suspected by his message on the network, Jake Marshall has become the victim of a killer.
He has been stabbed from behind. I'm at the crime scene at the moment and it would be helpful if someone could come investigating it, as I'm not properly qualified for this kind of work.
It's at the right side of the staircase in hall 1.

Thank you.

[identity profile] thepantherking.livejournal.com

[Video clicks on, Grimmjow's voice can be heard as shaky cam suggests movement. It appears to be outside. There's many a vulgar muttering about how the stupid rabbit hutch has to be around here somewhere..]


Hey, get your little cottontailed ass out here!


...Little stupid fucking long-eared bastard rodent..


..The little bitch has gotta be around here somewhere..

[identity profile] lionpunchinist.livejournal.com
[Ryohei arrives at the manor at what seems to be around 4 in the morning. 

 He proceeds to yell at a volume that it can be heard through out the entire hallway extremely clearly and through the unknowingly turned on blackberry at an ear-shattering volume.]

"RYOHEI FIGHTO!!! ALRIGHT MY ULTIMATE POWER IS EMERGING N-"
[There's a small pause.]
“ WHY DID IT SUDDENLY BECOME EXTREMELY DARK AND WHY AM I NOT EXTREMELY NEAR NAMIMORI JUNIOR HIGH?!?!!”
[Ryohei looks around him...]
“SAWADA???!! OCTOPUS-HEAD??! YAMAMOTO?!"
[...and is extremely confused.]
[identity profile] mei-tantei.livejournal.com
[The feed snaps on but it's black. Try as you might the video function just doesn't work so that must mean--]

Good Evening everyone,

Very recently a fire broke out in room 035. If you are a resident residing in that hallway, I ask you please respond to this message-it can be in private you'd like. If you know the resident who lives in room 035 please respond to this message.

The fire was no doubt deliberate- that much is clear as not much else beside the individual's room was burned. Unfortunately, there's no way to tell who started the fire at this time as any evidence would have been burnt up in the flames.

There was no sign of a charred corpse so that can only mean that this wasn't a murder attempt and purely arson. The culprit must be aware of the fact people come back from the dead here-- we have yet to see if personally belongings do.

If you have information about this case please contact me here or talk to my cousin, Conan-kun. Anything would be acceptable- even the smallest details-something that seemed out of place-perhaps a weird noise you heard? Any input would be appreciated.
[identity profile] mr-plot-bunny.livejournal.com
[The Blackberry is propped up against one of the fenceposts in the garden outside; the bunny is currently working to pull leaves off an overgrown head of lettuce through a tangle of questionable looking weeds. There's a funny folded sheet of paper that he's lodged in the weeds next to him.]

[This is accompanied by a string of grumbling of Words Not Fit For Polite Company.]

[After a minute of this, he stops to look at the camera with disdain.]

It looks like we're on our own for the next couple weeks. [Nosetwitch. Eartwitch. One paw gestures at the papers.] All I can get is a lot of nonsense and something about "exams"; until she starts talking sense again, just - assume you're not getting anything you don't do yourself.

Just be glad she scribbled out that part about rocks falling. [Very grumpy bunny, indeed.]
[identity profile] abluechild.livejournal.com
[Aoko is doing the one thing probably everyone here could predict her doing-Cleaning! She's dusting and SCRUBBING the walls and-what is this multi-eyed thing staring at her?!

...

A spider!?

Aoko lets out an ear piercing shriek and falls to the floor, her skirt hiking up and giving anyone coming down the hall a nice good view of the fish print panties she's got on]
[identity profile] always1truth.livejournal.com
[The small child is, predictably, in the library pulling a few books out- they look like they've been setting on the shelf for years, the pages have even become stiff and the print is a bit faded- he lets the book fall to the floor as he reaches for another-not that surprised to see it's in similar the shape, only the spine on this one is starting to go.]

[Again, he boredly shoves it off and lets it fall with a loud thud before starting on a different section-he opens it, looks the pages over and shoves it off the shelf- repeating this process a good ten times before finally grabbing a book of interest-interestingly enough it's not a book any more seven year old would be able to comprehend. It's a book about some ancient legends- the book its self looks more ancient than the ones he pushed on the floor-]

[Weird someone that reads as much as this kid does would push books on the floor.]
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[The feed kicks on for the second time in two days - and the Blackberry is very obviously situated on one of the tables in the study, giving a good view of him sitting in one of the chairs facing the door. The bookcases might be shifted a little to make access to the air vents difficult, but besides a slight air of annoyance, he's behaving perfectly calm and controlled.]

Apparently there is a new arrival that's taken an interest in me - Belphegor, I believe your name was?

My name is Saguru Hakuba, and if you've gotten curious, then it's probably better to clarify things rather than fish around blindly, isn't it? After all, we are both outside of what would be our respective territories at this time.
[identity profile] thepantherking.livejournal.com

[Grimmjow's room. The Blackberry camera is showing a lovely view of the ceiling while scrambling and vicious rooting around can be heard in the background, along with the sound of some of the decor items being haphazardly thrown this way and that way, some crashing against the floor or wall upon impact.]

 

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE! WHERE THE FUCK AM I AND WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!

 

[A brief pause, and next thing you know, there's the Sixth Espada looking at the Blackberry, and straight into its camera, whether he realizes this or not.]

 

What the fuck is this piece of shit supposed to be? [The camera moves as the device is picked up and shifted around to be inspected for a moment, before getting unceremoniously pitched against a wall. The screen goes static and blacks out. End transmission.]

andsuddenlydynamite: ([miffed] Go fuck yourself)
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[Hayato comes on the screen looking rather bored. He's in his room... which was a dump before, now it' more of a decaying dump. He's feeling RIGHT at home now. Well, it was time for his 'good samaritan deed of the year...]

Oi, in the last plot, someone from my world came here. His name is Belphegor. He's a blonde with a little princess tiara. He's got a piss-ass annoying laugh and smiles like an ass hole all the time.

[He takes an irritated drag of his cigarette]

He's mostly...kinds... harmless... sorta. Just don't... like... bleed in front of him. He's a total freak... and don't make him bleed either... y'know what... just don't talk to him. He's a sick little fuck. But if he does y'know... give you trouble, just give me a call... I'll put him back in his place.

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