That may not be a good idea for very long. [So he was new, and apparently hadn't had the Manor explained to him.]

You're in the Manor - no-one's been able to determine where it is yet, or the exact nature of it... but the nature of reality here seems to be at the whims of a teenage girl we only know as "The Author". Various details and strange plots get inflicted on us regularly and weekly, and it seems that this week, she's decided she wants to write a bad horror movie.

For the time being, we're in a slasher flick. [He shoots a look at the 'corpse' - are you really sure you want to sit on him like that?]