[And as much as he's doing a good job of outward calm, he still jumps back when the body convulses and there's movement out their direction - ]
[A flood of SQUIRRELS scrambling out of the hood, mask, and clothes, scattering every which way with a loud chorus of angry chattering to disappear into the grass, leaving the "body" a deflated pile.]
[There is going to be at least a second or two where, as wary as he is, he's just ... taking pause to blink at the utter wtfery.]
[In Person]
[A flood of SQUIRRELS scrambling out of the hood, mask, and clothes, scattering every which way with a loud chorus of angry chattering to disappear into the grass, leaving the "body" a deflated pile.]
[There is going to be at least a second or two where, as wary as he is, he's just ... taking pause to blink at the utter wtfery.]