badfic_manor | {5th Jingle} Who put that here? [In person/Video]

[Malone's been getting very familiar with the air ducts over the last week, mainly cleaning them so that he's not choking on dust while moving from point A to point B. Last week wasn't very fun at all, and he'd spent half his time moping in the coat closet and he other half in the air ducts. But now that Megamind had some power on and there was a killer on the loose, well...actually, that didn't change much except that when Malone trots through the main hall and throws open the door to the coat closet, he can see a small body tucked neatly up on the shelf.]

Ewwww, how long has that been there?

[The video feed cuts on to show a disgruntled-looking Fool with the closet in the background, body clearly visible and identifiable as Conan's if anyone knows him well enough.]

Has anyone been looking for this guy, by chance? [deadpan] I found him. If anyone would like to come and do...I don't know, whatever...with his body until Monday, be my guest. I'm not going to share my bed with anyone who's a child, dead or not.

[He pauses, horror dawning on his face]

Ack, did he bleed on my sheets?

[The feed cuts out.]

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Kufufufu, oh, even children? My that certainly is a pity,

[CLEARLY he doesn't really feel that way]

Edited 2011-05-13 04:37 (UTC)

I know, right? At least the killer had the courtesy to stick him on the shelf. [Malone's tone of voice here is best described as 'flaming' although 'dripping with insincerity' comes in second.]

Yes, having a child cut up and hanging from the ceiling could be quite messy. Convenient that they're small isn't it?

It would be messier if he were hanging from the ceiling. Hopefully the bloodstains on the shelf go away on Monday, when he wakes up.

Oh dear, you're having an issue with stains too? I've got a nasty one on my rug and [~~I haven't found any minions to clean it up for me yet~~] I am having the toughest time trying to get it out!

[This is probably the most honest one will ever find Mukuro... EVER.]

I wouldn't worry about it. Two weeks ago, this place was abandoned. Rotting wood, dust, the works. [pause, deadpan] Two weeks before that, it was a spaceship.

[He lets out a sigh.]

I do hope so. Oh, I don't think I caught your name? If I find anything that gets blood out, I'll let you know.

No, you didn't. This week's guest interrupted us last time. I'm Malone, the Human Key! [sudden smarmy tone] What's your name?

[Human key?... oh he did hope that wasn't some sort of horrific innuendo...]

Rokudo Mukuro. It's a pleasure.

[lies.]

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