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{5th Jingle} Who put that here? [In person/Video]
[Malone's been getting very familiar with the air ducts over the last week, mainly cleaning them so that he's not choking on dust while moving from point A to point B. Last week wasn't very fun at all, and he'd spent half his time moping in the coat closet and he other half in the air ducts. But now that Megamind had some power on and there was a killer on the loose, well...actually, that didn't change much except that when Malone trots through the main hall and throws open the door to the coat closet, he can see a small body tucked neatly up on the shelf.]
Ewwww, how long has that been there?
[The video feed cuts on to show a disgruntled-looking Fool with the closet in the background, body clearly visible and identifiable as Conan's if anyone knows him well enough.]
Has anyone been looking for this guy, by chance? [deadpan] I found him. If anyone would like to come and do...I don't know, whatever...with his body until Monday, be my guest. I'm not going to share my bed with anyone who's a child, dead or not.
[He pauses, horror dawning on his face]
Ack, did he bleed on my sheets?
[The feed cuts out.]
Ewwww, how long has that been there?
[The video feed cuts on to show a disgruntled-looking Fool with the closet in the background, body clearly visible and identifiable as Conan's if anyone knows him well enough.]
Has anyone been looking for this guy, by chance? [deadpan] I found him. If anyone would like to come and do...I don't know, whatever...with his body until Monday, be my guest. I'm not going to share my bed with anyone who's a child, dead or not.
[He pauses, horror dawning on his face]
Ack, did he bleed on my sheets?
[The feed cuts out.]
[Video|Private]
[Feed cuts out]
[Video|Private -> In Person] Can assume he gets there after B's out of sight.
[And shortly after the feed cuts, there's a knock on the closet door.]
[In Person]
What's the password? [grumpy Human Key is grumpy]
[In Person]
[In Person]
Oh good, it's you! [the door opens and Malone peeks out] Mister Rude Hangup has already been and gone away empty handed. [he jerks a thumb at he body] He's all yours.
[In Person]
Thank you - I certainly owe you for this.
Although - I'm still a little curious who it was that was so interested in this and if it's someone I'd recognize.