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3rd illusion || Rokudo Mukuro || [video/in person] Does this illusion make my butt look big?

[The feed comes on to the underside of Mukuro's face as he sets the blackberry down on a low table of sorts, and what appears to be a fruity-looking alcoholic beverage next to it... despite him being grossly underage. How he got it is anyone's guess. Though he's not looking to get drunk, just lightheaded enough to justify using his powers for something utterly frivolous ~~other then getting the alcohol~~. He's also looking much better then before, he's no longer using his illusions to keep himself steady, a bit pale, but that's nothing a little Hawaiian sun couldn't fix.

Behind him is a mirror fixed to a pillar like they have in an average clothing store, and a few racks of cloths can be seen in the reflection. Mukuro goes off-screen and out of sight for all of a second before coming back to take a look in front of the mirror in an ENTIRELY new outfit, and starts giving himself the up-down to see how it looks. Eventually turning around and looking over his shoulder to see how the outfit made his rear look. He thinks for a moment before his face scrunches up in disapproval. He goes off screen and once again comes back in a new outfit in far less time then it should take anyone to get dressed. Before he starts checking himself out again, he notices the feed is on and promptly picks up the blackberry smiling his telltale smile]

Oops.

[And he cuts the feed]

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...What are you doing?

[This is said with an expression that clearly shows that he's not entirely certain he really wants to know.]

Edited 2011-05-16 20:45 (UTC)

[~~checking out my butt of course~~]

Oh?

[He turns back to the blackberry and pick it up]

Ah Zuko, my friend, I am merely shopping. It's been a while since I've been out and I figured why not enjoy myself~

[He takes a sip of his fruity little drink. Clearly enjoying his freedom to no end]

You're free to come join me if you like.

[~~Zuko does not need to know that~~]

Thanks, but I don't think I'd be able to pay for it. [Here he grimaces.]

[~~Well just so you know it looks fantastic~~]

Oh don't worry about money, my friend! I'll take care of it!

[~~Why on earth would Zuko wanna know how your ass looks~~]

[I have no icon to describe the strained, forced smile Zuko is giving you.] No, thanks. I'd rather be able to pay for things myself. [It's one thing to accept a loan, especially after he already helped you out, but it goes against his pride to let someone else buy things for him.]

I should be able to acquire some things on my own, though. I think I'll be able to return your clothes to you some time tomorrow.

[~~Because his ass is FABULOUS and MAGICAL~~]

Oh you don't need to worry about money. I can assure you it's no expense out of my pocket.

[He glances about making sure there's no one within earshot.]

You do recall my talents from before, do you not?

[Zuko frowns at that, but it's a thoughtful frown, not disapproving.]

Yeah, I recall. Still, I'd rather be able to get things for myself.

Edited 2011-05-16 22:15 (UTC)

Kufufufu...

[He shrugs nonchalantly]

very well , if you insist. However, if you change your mind I'll be here for a while.

[Glinda's eyes lit up when she was the screen. Not at the boy dressing, but at the fact he was in a STORE. He was SHOPPING.]

WHERE IN THE NAME OF GOODESS ARE YOU?

[She more than approves of this and she will join, whether anybody likes it or not.]

[And Mukuro was right in the middle of sipping his little drink when a shrieking voice came over his blackberry. Choking slightly, he coughs to clear his throat and turns back to the device, still smiling of course]

I'm in a clothing store, dear woman. I'm not sure the location exactly...

Doesn't matter! I'll find it!

[She turns off the device and runs out. She had already hit one of the ABC stores to grab a bathing suit and cover up, but the chance to get an actual new outfit? She couldn't pass up the opportunity. She saw the store and burst in through the doors.]

HERE I AM!

[Well he's prepared this time and just watches in semi-amusement as this woman just seems to BURST FORTH into the store]

My, my, you certainly don't waste any time do you?

[And takes a casual sip on his drink... he may just need it if this woman turned out to be like he thought she was going to...]

[She tosses her hair lightly and smiles.]

Well of course not!

[She walks over to a rack of clothes and begins to paw through it]

Not when it comes to shopping. Screw diamonds, credit cards are a girl's best friend.

Kufufufufu

[The teen goes back to rummaging through the coat rack, picking out a rather fancy looking jacket. He shrugs off his own... since having company meant he shouldn't be using his powers to frivolously... at least not before he's finished his drink. He tries on the new one and inspects himself in the mirror]

I don't believe I caught your name miss...?

[She squeaked with delight as she found a dress that was more ruffles than base fabric. She held it up to herself as she turned around]

Oh? Upland. Glinda Upland! You?

Rokudo Mukuro. It's a pleasure Ms. Upland.

[Though not really... while he always appreciated the more... flashy outfits... even he had his gagging limits...]

[She puts the dress back and walks over to him, her hand extended in true politician fashion]

Pleasure is all mine.

[He looked at the hand for a moment before taking it and shaking it politely. No bow, it was a touchy gesture... but not as touchy as some of the southern European customs. So she would either be northern European or possibly American... Glinda... sounded possibly German in origin, but Upland sounded more old English maybe? Possibly of mixed heritage? America was notorious for such things... and it would more or less explain... well HER. Though he never suspected the American stereotypes to be so... right on...]

So Ms. Upland, where is it you hail from? I want to guess and say North America perhaps?

[She looks confused for a moment]

Umm, no I'm from Northern Oz.

[She smiles.]

My family hails from the Upper Uplands

Oz?

[Now it's his turn to look honestly confused. Oz? As in the place from the movies and whatnot? And here he was thinking Glinda was an average name. My he certainly did overthink this one. He shakes his head dismissing his own confusion. The Author. Of course. She certainly had peculiar tastes. Well it's better to not to try to break the poor woman's mind with what "Oz" referred to where he was from.]

I can't say I've heard of Oz to be honest. I'm from a place called Italy. It's much like here only with a more...

[He brings a finger to his chin in a thoughtful gesture]

rustic charm. It's got quite a bit of history to it.

Italy...?

[Rustic seemed to always mean "rough" in Glinda's eyes. She had to mentally knock the dust off of her smallest red flag warning.]

Well, if it's anything like this place, it must be FANTASTIC

[She giggled, walking over to another rack. Red flag or not. She was here to SHOP]

It was rather nice. Very charming.

[Other then the mafia scourge that seemed to plague it. But that would be promptly dealt with upon his return to his world. For now, he had a fruity little martini just begging to be sipped.

And that's just what he needed to get more into the spirit of shopping rather then HOPELESSLY OVER-THINKING someone who didn't exactly have all that much to over-think about.

After a bout of nitpicking through cloths he spotted another ensemble he was rather fond of. However, he had NO desire to go run off to the fitting rooms to change like a normal person. He glanced over his shoulders to make sure Glinda's back was turned, and then ducked behind a pillar for not even a second, and walked out in the new outfit, and promplty began scrutinizing his appearance in the mirror]

[[Greed watches, bemused. Slightly of course. He's chilling out somewhere that looks rather nice and pleasant itself, he's rather relaxed looking.]]

...You got more clothes than most of the women I knew.

Kufufufufu

[Mukuro turns to his blackberry with his infamous smirk]

My good man, these are not all mine. I am merely shopping to see if I can't find something satisfactory.

[Really, Greed, you can't POSSIBLY expect him to ACTUALLY miss this BEAUTIFUL opportunity to get a new fancy coat, can you?!]

[[Greed gives the guy a look at being called 'good man', he's no ones to begin with and certainly not a good man. But okay. Whatever. A shrug of his shoulders indicates he could really care less.]]

Yeah that's women stuff.
Find one thing you like and stick with it once you look awesome in it. Or I really will start thinking you're part chick some how.

A little diversity keeps things fresh I think. Besides a new set of clothes never killed anyone...

[He chuckles as he looks over a jacket]

Not that you would know of course.

[[The double entendre joke isn't lost to Greed and again he makes a face about it.]]

I'm gonna take that as a compliment instead of something otherwise.

[[He huffs and looks at the feed closely.]]

That looks like shit on you by the way.

Take it however you wish. It was merely a joke.

[Mukuro raises an amused eyebrow to Greed... who doesn't appear to have changed his clothes since they met?]

Kufufufu and I should be taking fashion advice from one who doesn't change their clothes?

...I did, I don't need your permission

[[Greed laughs himself as well a little bit.]]
'Cause I took my own advice, picked somethin' that looks awesome and kept it. You need greens. Martel had the same skin-composition as you. Pretty blue eyes too- but she was blond. Still maybe the same Green she wore would suit you.

Yes, I do typically stay in the army green range, but navy blues and indigos also suit me rather well... though they have a tendency to bring attention to my eye....

[He scans thoughtfully over the navy blue coat he's holding again.]

not that it's a terrible fate but it people begin asking questions, and it's a touchy matter to explain....

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