[Ah kids... quite possibly the most annoying thing to deal with without first an intake of some level of alcohol. Still, his calm and smooth facade is ever present as he calmly gets down on his knee to be on eye level with the small girl.]

My apologies then, young miss. Your appearance is rather deceiving in that regard.

[as is her attitude, but he's playing the friend right now and will keep that bit of information to himself...]

Though it seems that we both have something in common at the lack of family. Isn't it funny how fate seems to bring people like us together?

[Granted he SLAUGHTERED his entire family.... but he'll keep that one to himself as well.]