badfic_manor | Taunt 008 - M - [Accidental Video]

[The blackberry starts a feed when its abruptly dropped by fingers that move now for the first time in nearly a week or more. twitching black gloved fingers belonging, as is revealed as the device skitters to the the floor with an unpleasant rattling, to a stick thin, blonde bobbed young man, now in all black velvet and feathers rather than leather.

Thats not going to make him very happy.

Mello's eyes open with a bit of an scrunch of the, brows knitting and a hand coming up to his face as his body seems to rediscover movement all at once.

And head rolling back, it knocks against the wall. He's sitting. He's been asleep sitting, and now he's staring at a ceiling that is not the ceiling he fell asleep to. The hell is the Titanic? Though given a second maybe he should be grateful its gone anyway. No. He can still be pissed. This is bullshit, just more bullshit.]

Fuck.

[He mumbles before moving to get up. And as he notices the blackberry watching him he rolls his eyes and kicks it hard, the thing turning off as it slams against the wall]

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[If he looks way too calm and content, it's because he's trolling.]

Welcome back.

[A dark eye slides down to regard the device with indifference]

What're you...the fuckin' Welcome Wagon?

[He really should be good with someone who apparently is in the "memory of at least one of the times they were here blanked"; after all, there's no guarantee things'll be as ~~obnoxious~~bad as they were before.]

[Sadly even if this were a complete stranger he'd be more tempted to snark, and knowing that the odds of him getting shot for snark were fairly low just made it easier.]

Well, it does save a lot of needless stupidity and chaos if people know what they're getting into and aren't just floundering around aiming at half the rest of the people trapped here.

[MUN apologizes, Mello, he'd usually be less - this if it was someone he didn't have the slightest clue about.]

tch.

[Rolls eyes and groans, standing up]

Well aren't you just a fuckin' gentleman?

I try, although really, nobody's perfect. [He doesn't get to let his ego out for air very often, please excuse him. Or don't, either way.] Really, depending on the individual, I simply have a - partly job-related aversion to needless and senseless bloodshed.

[A twitch at the corner of Mello's lip and one eye getting larger than the other]

So you're a coward then.

[And that smile just turned a little colder and more prickly.]

Oh, believe what you will. I assure, it won't bother me.

..Why would I give a fuck if it bothered you?

There's a common phrase some use to describe a waking time, cordially at least. I believe it's "Good morning, Sleepyhead."

Hm. Perhaps Sunshine?

No.
"Sleepyhead" seems much more appropriate to this specific situation.
[And Sunshine is ...too suggestive.]

[Never cease to surprise, L, with your bizarre attempts at domestic conversation. He'd think it were charming were he not Mello.]

....yeah. Thanks for that. [He offers under his breath]

[Unaware that he even has bizarre attempts, since they're always sincere unless he's engaging in troll-mode for some reason.]

Of course, Mello. You're most welcome.

[Yeah. By now he's used to you not getting sarcasm, L. And he's certainly not gunna correct you, even if he does give a little bemused snort]

The hell have I missed? [He's looking around, noticing the horrible velvet clothes and wants to gag]

[L "Hmmmmm"'s as he thinks, sitting in his best thinking position which is the silence you're listening to in the reply, Mello. He goes through the events since the titanic and pauses, because only one sticks out.]

I did have a run in with a rather gelatinous creature.

[And up jumps that blond eyebrow]

Anything to be concerned about?

[L takes a moment.]

No, not any longer. Though, I'm not entirely sure it's left-- the thing could change shape into quite an array of creatures. It would have been amusing if not for the- the goo.

Shape-shifter? I miss all the fun. [More sarcasm. He saw L and the heating vent, perhaps its best he missed L and the goo]

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