http://making-a-man.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] making-a-man.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] badfic_manor2011-10-13 03:00 pm

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[Well, the manor recently has been rather... droll. Frank had been avoiding people last week, as the author had seen fit to replace his clothes with... well, it didn't bear thinking about.

anyway, he's decided it's time to make a formal introduction, as he appears to be stuck here with everyone else. currently, he's lounged on a throne. or, at least, a chair that looks rather like a throne, happy to be back in a corset and fully made up. So far, he's been not bothered by his ghost, and can't see the problem with it.

He starts to sing]


How d'you do, I
See you've got my
video transmission
You seem a little brought down
Because the author knocked
And gave us all a hauntation

[There's a pause as a motorcycle revs somewhere. He rolls his eyes, and carries on]

Don't get strung up by the way I look.
Don't judge a book by its cover.
I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover.
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania.

[This time, he can't ignore the motorcycle, as it crashes through his room door. It takes a lot to get Dr. Frank N. Furter angry, but this guy? He does it. Especially as he's been interrupting Frank while he's been planning things all week so far.]

You again.

[The guy on the motorcycle gets off, and is about too say something when he sees the angry smile on Dr. Frank's face.]

...Not ag-

[He makes to go for the motorcyle, but is grabbed by Frank, who, still with the smile, mercilessly and relentlessly hits into his skull with a hammer.]

....now... where was I?