http://decadetooearly.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] decadetooearly.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] badfic_manor2011-10-24 07:09 pm

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[The feed comes to life to show a young boy with glasses made dusty by the building he's woken up in. He doesn't particularly seem to care about the dust, though, instead glancing around as though someone might pop out from the shadows any moment.]

Hello?... Um, I'm not sure where I am, but it's really dark and scary and I don't know where my friends went... [He takes his glasses off, wipes them with his shirt and hurriedly returns them to his face.] And nobody else is around! Are we playing a game? It's not a very fun one... I don't like it.

[Tenatively:] Ran-neechan? Kogoro-ojiisan?

[And now he'll leave the Blackberry on video as he waits for someone to fill him in.]

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[personal profile] stalking_horse 2011-10-25 07:15 am (UTC)(link)
[It's ... Conan. And apparently Conan with no memory of the Manor, which could mean he's back, could mean he's from an earlier point in time, or could mean another case of the weird thing where he wasn't sure if it was an alternate version or what. Whichever it was, it was Conan who wouldn't have a clue what was going on and where he'd stand a good risk of setting off about fifty different paranoia alarms! Whatever does end up coming up - since this is hardly a good time for an extended attempt at catching him up to speed on EVERYTHING - Hakuba's ... pretty sure he doesn't want it on a visible feed.]

[And if he looks a little less impeccably kept than normal, with a few soot and blood smudges here... well ... shouldn't be hard to guess why. Or guess why he's carrying a crowbar like a weapon. Or why the usual deadpan's a bit more worn and less smug than usual.]

I see your luck continues to be horrific, Edogawa-kun.
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[personal profile] stalking_horse 2011-10-25 07:31 am (UTC)(link)
[At this point, it'd take Gin or Vermouth returning to get Hakuba's paranoia alarms going off ... he's pretty sure he could set off half of yours, though.]

It's been a very rough month, and you managed to miss the three and a half peaceful days we had this month by nineteen hours, ten minutes, and two seconds. [He's going to be. SO GLAD. When October is over.]

[And - in one of the windows behind him - was that just some kind of tall, ominous figure in what looked like a black coat?]

Has Hattori managed to get ahold of you yet?
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[personal profile] stalking_horse 2011-10-25 07:47 am (UTC)(link)
[.................................what was that, Kudo? I believe you were saying something clever. :| Albeit a little interrupted by some white noise; his feed is actually a bit fritzy for a minute.]

So far, y- [Between the white noise and his Blackberry acting up and your expression, he's got a good guess what it was, and there's a minute where the feed is both not that great and has a great view of the inside of his pocket as he's grabbing someone and dragging to cover inside - and doesn't pull it back out until the static dies down, looking ... even more generally frustrated and grumpy with the whole situation.]

As I was saying, so far yes, albeit stalked by - some kind of monstrous psychopomps. You might want to keep an eye out for those ones around you - they're rather vicious, are the only monsters here I've seen yet to use firearms, and have a nasty set of claws if they get close.

((OOC: Hakuba's being sarcastic and pessimistic - his stalkers are a reflection of tweaks relating to getting tangled up in the Org business since he's gotten here, so of course, his belief in Murphy's Law is that if these things after him, they'd ... probably also be after Kudo. if you want to borrow them/something similar, feel free, if not, Conan can have a more peaceful time, for some given value of peaceful XD; ))
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[personal profile] stalking_horse 2011-10-25 08:14 am (UTC)(link)
[Next week, when he's done checking up on all of his adopted CEEBs(Created Being) and making sure they're alright, he's going to have to have SUCH a fun conversation with you. Or just wait until the Manor manages to crack you a little and try to get a few things in edgewise.]

[ ...Oh right. You were even more fussy than him about being skeptical of things. ... Oh you poor doomed fool. Even trying to explain what's going on right now is going to run into that nice little denial bubble, so!]

If you can raise Hattori, it might be a good idea to stay with him; he's been here long enough to have a clue what's going on - and this place is ... just a touch dangerous. [Not like him going armed is a clue or anything.]
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[personal profile] stalking_horse 2011-10-25 09:02 am (UTC)(link)
[He gives a few reality shifts and figures it'll be entertaining as all Hell to watch you try to make sense of some of the weirder things around the Manor. There's actually that little sadistic part of him that thinks it'd be HILARIOUS to watch you figure out Mukuro.]

Well, that should help things... there is one thing about this place - whatever's going on? Keep calm. [And that? Was said in all seriousness - in fact, more like he was addressing someone the same age or an adult than a child.]
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[personal profile] stalking_horse 2011-10-25 09:16 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh dear. He might have to rescue Conan from Mukuro.]

Easy to say that, but I'm sure you understand how much one can make things worse by letting that slip - and I have a feeling that it may be a very dangerous thing to let things get the better of you here. [Because he'd had a chance to catch on that the more agitated he was, the worse things got...in a MUCH more direct correlation than usual.]
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[personal profile] stalking_horse 2011-10-25 09:35 am (UTC)(link)
[As much as it's less "the usual smug" and more that he's sort of ... teetering into a special sanity place? There is one of those predatory smiiiiles creeping across his face. The ones that make you wonder if maybe he's the killer after all.]

Oh, I'm sure it'll all make sense soon enough. Still, might want to mind your own reactions; I've heard blackbirds can smell fear, and the ones here seem most unpleasant.
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[personal profile] stalking_horse 2011-10-25 10:04 am (UTC)(link)
[Actually there's a mix of that parenthetical note with Options C (He dealt with a previous Conan), D (He also dealt with both Gin and a previous Vermouth), and E (Various conspiracy theories that their canon sorta lends itself to re:just who the Hell Kaitou Kid is dodging where he'd always thought SOMETHING was up) that aren't even on Conan's radar right now.]

That's good to hear. I imagine I should let you go - we should get moving here before They catch up, and you should be keeping an eye out for Heiji; would hate for you to get caught alone in the fog here. [Yes, he did catch that reaction.]
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[personal profile] stalking_horse 2011-10-25 10:33 am (UTC)(link)
You as well, Edogawa-kun - I look forward to getting a chance to talk to you when things settle down.

[And he's turning the Blackberry off on that possibly ominous note - oh, he has plans.]