http://thumbonmylip.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] thumbonmylip.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] badfic_manor2011-11-04 02:40 pm

[In Person/Video] (Backdated so hardcore.)

(OOC: Before I start this, I'm Super sorry this is .......this is a halloween backdate because it's L's birthday .___. I realize how far back that is, but unfortunately I can't help it. Please, by all means, if you skip it over from bein' far back, you're not gonna hurt my feelings lol! But if I didn't at least do it I'd not be in love with myself. OK. That's all.)

[[L certainly had hoped that after seeing what many had gone through, that the Author would have forgotten his birthday among all the madness. Unfortunately for him, since the rest of the place was thrown into turmoil.. She had picked his bedroom and his favourite nook (the library) to read in as the places to desecrate with vile innuendos. Phallic images, in appropriate artwork which looked to be from a variety of different people- he was sure, however, that no one here would have drawn them and if they did, certainly not this many different people.

The one redeeming quality?

Well, that's where the video shuts off. L sitting with a lovely, fresh as daisies cake on his awkwardly positioned lap. That's right, he drug it right onto his lap on the plate it came on. With a fork placed firmly in his precarious grip - if it could be called that - he broke the fork through the layers of cake with reverence and tastes it like only a cake connoisseur would.


Over and over, that is. Slipping the fork into the perfectly baked cake and sweet icing all at once. It does have an interesting flavour, but there's really no such thing as death here, and he doubts that after all this time- his birthday cake would be his demise here. Beside that, it was delicious.]
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[identity profile] diditmyway.livejournal.com 2011-11-05 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
You trying to tell me something?

[His voice piques at the end with intrigue.]

....caaaaaaakeeeeee.....

[identity profile] diditmyway.livejournal.com 2011-11-05 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh? And you assume that is your only birthday present?

the scariest of all

[identity profile] diditmyway.livejournal.com 2011-11-05 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[A leather-gloved hand digs into a pocket and produces a pristine chocolate bar, yet untouched, still in original wrapping, all in its belgian chocolatey goodness.]

WHat kind of successor would I be if I didn't always have a backup?

....saying this turned from audio to video on mello's part at the reveal of the chocolate bar XDD

[identity profile] diditmyway.livejournal.com 2011-11-05 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
nuance.

[Mello shrugs a shoulder]

But looking at the facts. Fact 1 it is your birthday, fact 2 i have a bar of chocolate.

This is not the first time i've done this with our threads XD

[identity profile] diditmyway.livejournal.com 2011-11-06 11:36 am (UTC)(link)
[Mello's lips pull back into that signature smirk around a bite of his own chocolate bar]

Do I have to spell it out for the great detective? You've gotten rusty.

[Its all teasing, of course, given this is L. The be all and end all of detectives to Mello. But no harm in having a little fun now that he's seen the man in a hawaiian shirt, no?]

[identity profile] diditmyway.livejournal.com 2011-11-06 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[Mello could continue on that depressing thought, or he could just divert considering he doesn't feel properly equipped or drunk to get into feelings of futility.

Not to mention he's still got enough of a "kicked dog not gunna take this lying down" spirit to keep him from admitting defeat until it kills him

Thus he just shakes the bar in the air]

So does the great L accept my birthday gift?

[identity profile] diditmyway.livejournal.com 2011-11-12 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
[Mello nods curtly]

Good. [Otherwise he'd be offended. He moves to get up]

Be there in a minute.