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[So by now you're all probably relatively used to weird little creatures running around in place of your residents, eh Manor?]

[Well today you receive a blue and yellow bunny-looking thing-- a Minun, for anyone who may be familiar with the origin of these strange little animals --with a mop of blue hair, and a ridiculous blue article attached to his neck that somewhat resembles a windsock. Since he can't quite get it up over his ears, you can't tell immediately that it's normally a hood.]

[He's standing up on his toes, reaching in vain toward... Well, it's hard to tell. It could be the doorknob (plausible), it could be the name plaque reading Zoosmell Pooplord near the door of a room that wasn't always labeled (accurate)... Or, you know. He could just be beating his tiny little blue paw against the door for the hell of it.]

[Who knows.]

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[Rollllls. Eventually untangles himself from his hood and sits up, one ear flopped forward.]

Okay, so where to?

[ Twitches his notched ear again, before he shifts to actually stand up. He looks down the hall both ways, letting out a thoughtful sound. ]

That way looks like a dead end.

[Points the other direction with a stubby bunny arm.]

That way, then?

[ Such kawaii motherfuckers they are with their bunny limbs. ]

Prob'ly our best bet. [ Time to amble along, then. Fuck hopping, he ain't hopping. ]

[Kawaii as fuq.]

[He'll do all the hopping for you, then. All of it.]

[ Have at it, bunnybro. He will just stroll with as much swag as a foot tall electric rabbit can.

Along the way, he looks back and forth, trying to scope out the doors on either side of them. Eventually, he pauses and peers up at his own door. ]

... huh.

[ Insufferable Prick. ]

[...]

[Snerk.]

[ Cocks his head, ear twitching. ]

... eh.

[Continues to snicker for a while, sitting down.]

Well, not like it's that inaccurate or anything.

[ Very deadpan at all this, peering up at it almost thoughtfully. ]

I don't think you're insufferable. ...but you are kind of a prick sometimes. Heheheh.

[ He continues to peer up at the name plate, head tilted and everything.

And then he reaches over to doof John in one of his minus sign cheeks. ]

Good to know. If it's any consolation, you're not much of a pooplord.

[Ffff. Pap.]

No, I'm really not. I'm not sure who decided that was a good idea, to be honest.

[ Paps back. Papfight. ]

Whoever decided bringing us here was a good idea. Or whoever turned us into Pokemon, I figure.

So, really, someone full of shitty ideas to begin with.

Seems like there are a lot of those in this place.

[He hops away a little after this pap. This is a game, now.]

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