http://heterosexually.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] heterosexually.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] badfic_manor2011-12-02 02:02 am

backdated to december 1; in person.

[So John, afflicted with the event like most everyone else, is having a hell of a time right now.]

[For the most part he looks the same, just that he's shirtless and has funny blueish gills on his neck, and webbed hands if you look close enough. He also looks pretty intensely frustrated.]


Okay, this is really bad timing!! It's my sister's birthday, I can't organize any kind of celebration when I'm half fish!! [And with that he flips his tail once, making a pretty decent splash in whatever little body of water he's situated on the bank of.]

[He then proceeds to fold his arms over his chest and sulk.]

[personal profile] oftime 2011-12-04 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
I will take that as a personal challenge, then.

[personal profile] oftime 2011-12-04 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
You know it, boy.

[ Pantomimes popping his collar. ]

[personal profile] oftime 2011-12-08 09:49 am (UTC)(link)
But seriously, what'd you even get her?

[personal profile] oftime 2011-12-09 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
"Not bad," he offered after John listed everything off, considering it. "Pretty sure she'd get a kick out of the grass skirt, and god knows it don't matter if it's plantable or not. You give her something related to the shit she plants, she'll be... fuck, happier than a clam."