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[ Kida and Kenji are at 5th Avenue. One may notice that Kenji sticks out like a sore thumb in his purple kimono ... *man dress and katana while Kida almost blends in with the crowd. Kenji's face is stuck in a permanent scowl. This time because of the facelessness of the populace. His hand keeps inching towards the katana when he's interrupted by--]

---hey, put the katana away Kenji. I'm about to say something important right now and you're going to scare away the hot chicks--!!

Chicks? [ Kenji shoots Kida a look that clearly reads "We are not on a farm, you simpleton" ]

[Kida completely ignores this and continues.] Oh....wait, oh crap! This was already on? [ awkward pause. ]

HELLO LADIES~!

Now which lucky lady would like to accompany me -the Masaomi Kida- and this guy over here on a shopping spree~!

((or an alternative for action ...));

--alright Kenji, I'm a pro at getting the ladies. Watch and learn!

.... [ It shifts Kenji's attention away from the NPCs for a moment. He doesn't quite believe Kida is a professional at anything, but he's willing to play spectator to a trainwreck. ] I'm watching.

[ Hi there girly looking man / woman!!! You may notice a perky looking blonde teen approaching you from behind along with a preoccupied samurai ... thing following close behind. ]

Why, hello there beautiful~!

[ Kenji twitches at this as it's the exact same pickup line Kida used on him. ]

Couldn't you use some company for this lovely night~?

((replies will come from both Kenji and Kida.))

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I'm certain the only lady whom would reply to such a blatant display are the ones you'll most likely find regret in. Especially in a story-book world.

[Chrome jumps in surprise from the voice coming from behind her and turns around, eyes downcast and speaking barely above a murmur.]

U-Um...n-no thank you.

[Admittedly, at first glance, Ryuutaro looked like a rather pretty Japanese girl. Pale, small, thin, beautiful make-up, pretty long hair... Though maybe his Hakama might give his gender away.
In general though, if you didn't look closely enough, that would probably make him a girl in your eyes.

And at this comment he just turns around really quickly. Kida, you've got a closed fan pointed at your face really forcefully. This is probably a little startling.]

I'm afraid, I'm very much uninterested.

[And the sweetest smile to go along with those words. Cute girl.. if this voice wasn't way too deep, that is.]

[Tris is stopping to adjust her clothes- which make her look like she just walked out of a ren faire- and gives Kida this look.

It's not even that it could peel paint. It would make the paint melt, the walls catch fire, and the very bricks themselves melt. That's how very irate that flirting gets her.

Meanwhile, there is a cat-sized glass dragon perched on Tris's shoulder, giving Kida this look.]

No, I couldn't. You'd do better to foist your misguided affections on one of these soulless automatons.

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[Action] So sorry, could not resist XD

[Action] I am so sorry, Kida

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