badfic_manor | Flight 005 || Alexstrasza || [in person]

[After her routine patrol of the manor to make sure the mortals she had taken under her watch were alright (and in the process discovering she had, in fact, been gone for a number of months), she took to the outdoors planning to claim her usual spot for slumber in the gardens.

However, not far on her way she is met with the most pleasant surprise. She raises her hands to her mouth and gasps at the sight of two large red dragons and a small group of little red dragon whelps that she recognized from her last clutch. Immediately she rushes fourth to greet them.]

Caelestraz! Vaelestraz! Children!

[The three young dragons immediately swoop to adorn the head and shoulders of their mother, cooing and nuzzling at her. After lovingly returning the affections of her younger children, she addresses the two large dragons, who lean down to allow her to pet and lean against their muzzles]

It has been far too long since I have seen you boys. I am so glad you all have fared well.

[So to anyone taking a glance out the windows of the manor feel free to spot the giant red lizards on the lawn snuggling up to a half-naked horned woman in the snow.]

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[We'll keep this brief for sanity's sake; Even lazy bastards like Badou get itchy and restless when cooped up in an insane fuckhole house like the manner and no amount of beer will fix that. So we find him sauntering around the grounds outside, puffing away, nose and cheeks beginning to grow as bright as his hair, when he spots a scene so awe inspiring and strange and terrifying that he stops completely in his tracks and gapes]

.....Oh, a furry movie shoot. That's...totally not fuckin surprisin at all...nope....haaaaaaah....damsel in distress angle....t-thaat's great, I totally didn't just see this, nope...[And so with great distress he mutters to himself and tries to decide what to do, no doubt in hysterics way louder than he ever means to be]

Hm?

[She patted the dragons on the nose before stepping back.]

Boys, take a different form, you're startling the human.

[She turned to Badou as the two dragons were suddenly people-things. One human, the other some sort of purple elf-thing. Though the small whelplings don't seem to have the handy-dandy ability to shape-shift and thus remain cute tiny flying lizards.]

Hello again dear. Do not be frightened, these are my children. They will not harm you.

[That's all well and good, the transformation sequence minus the sparkles and sailor schoolgirl outfits was a little more comforting but Badou still manages some sputtering and staring and pointing and opening his mouth with the most unflattering and constipated noises seeping out before he finally registers that HEY someone is TALKING to him!] Ohhh heyyyyy....you're that one chick that damn near stepped on me....[Ohh he'd recognize her anywhere....by the helpful eyeful he has on her cleavage that is]

So you ain't really shootin' a movie, huh? H-haaaaaah damn I coulda gotten some good publicity...[Sure he talks big and dorkily but the way he's eying her babies is definitely anxious, but then something else registers]
...YOUR.....KIDS? AS IN...YOU UHHHH...you...[Hand gestures galore and uncomfortable sputtering, OH GOD THE IMAGES!]

[She chuckles at the man's near incoherent babbling. It was a worrisome habit, but he just seemed a bit startled. She supposed it was natural. Doesn't help that she hasn't got the faintest clue what a "movie" is.

...and then oh dear, he's blathering again. She thought telling him these were her children would help calm him down, but it seems to do just the opposite.]

Yes, dear, but I can assure you they mean to bring no ill to you or any of the residents here. You are safe.

[Since that's clearly what the little man is babbling about right?]

Flight 005 || Alexstrasza || [in person]

just a la casual

Lol b'awww poor Badou XD

I'M INCREDIBLY SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG it kept giving me a 505 error message =_=

NOT HALF AS LONG AS IT TOOK ME TO RESPOND /s-sob