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[ Upon arrival, Tsuna is messing with the blackberry, trying to figure out exact how to call someone. However, he's not even sure he can get how to use it, so he slides it into his pocket, accidentally turning on the voice. Frowning, he gets up and looks around the room, wondering why he ended up here and not at home, like he was supposed to. Opening the window, he has the unfortunate view of a tyrannosaurus rex, breathing on the closed window. There is a long quite moment as Tsuna processes what he's seeing, lands on his bottom and flees by sliding himself out of the room. Of course, this isn't without noise, because almost the entire manner could probably hear the scream: ]

HIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEE!

[ Hitting his head on something in his backtracking out of the room, Tsuna proceeds to hold his head and repeatedly say "ow" as he promptly started to freak out because there was a dinosaur at his window]

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[This was encouraging; Tsuna had disappeared, but only briefly, it seemed.]

[And from the looks of things, he had yet to notice Reborn perched on top of the hotel room's wardrobe. It was a very nice room - the place must've been a very expensive resort.]

Most large predators have good hearing; it's lucky that one is too big to get in the room.

[That one.]

R-Reborn?! Why are we here?1 We're supposed to be home!

We've been kidnapped. [Yep. He's perfectly calm about this. Isn't the weather nice? Okay so it's storming and raining and there's lightning now and then, but.]

[This does, at least, make it blatantly obvious that for whatever reason, Tsuna has no idea what's going on or where he is. Hasn't been here yet? This Tsuna? Worth figuring out, but not the immediate problem.]

And no-one's found a way out of this world yet, to my knowledge; there's supposedly a girl known as 'The Author' responsible for this, and for now, it seems that we're in Jurassic Park.

[How's your pop culture references, Tsuna? He's giving you some processing time, which is a mercy, even if he's being ... well, Reborn about it.]

[ it takes a moment while he processes it ]

You mean Jurassic Park like that weird American movie about dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs that eat people. [Small, important detail.]

Including smaller ones, that weren't far from the hotel when the fences went down... [And by smaller, he means smaller than the T-Rex outside. Ergo small enough to get indoors.]

Staying here likely wouldn't work - but there are a few of the others here; Chrome, Gokudera, his boyfriend...[He's counting off on his fingers.]

Lambo was here but seems to have been sent home.

[And Mukuro can take care of himself.]

[ That makes Tsuna weep on the inside, thanks Reborn. ]

Chrome's here?! [ on the plus side, he doesn't say Kyoko and the others. That must mean they went home. That was a good thing, at least. ]

Wait...Gokudera-kun has a boyfriend?

[ Not that he judges Gokudera in that way, it just comes as a surprise. Not that Tsuna finds it all that surprising when he thinks of all the women in gokudera's life........]

[It's fair warning, really; wouldn't want him thinking they might not be dangerous.]

I saw her before the fences went down; she's likely still in this building. [Wait until you start getting into the weird timeline tangles...At least Chrome's illusions put her on the lower end of the risk scale; after all, she IS good at "disappearing".]

Gokudera's been here longer than I have, as has Ryuutaro; he's a clever boy, and has been very good for Gokudera. [Yesss he's still discussing things as if it's perfectly normal and Tsuna hasn't spazzed; and yes, Reborn's decided he approves.]

Wow...Well, I suppose that's good for Gokudera-kun, if he's happy. [ For some reason, Tsuna's accepting this more and more....]

[Well, that was certainly a very familiar scream and accompanying flaily noises. So after stashing and ungodly amount of explosives down his pants he bolts down the halls at top speed.]

BOSS?!

[And shouting to apparently because, oh god last few weeks have sucked so hard and boss is here and that automatically makes shitty life so much less shitty and THERE HE IS!]

Tenth! You're back!

[And that is a big happy smile completely disregarding the giant reptile outside the nearby window.]

[ looking up from his place on the floor, Tsuna has a rather mixed reaction. First: It's Gokudera, the guy probably has a ton of dynamite and some crazy scheme to get past this and that makes him freak out more, and Second: He's happy to see that the other is safe, for the most part.]

G-Gokudera-kun, you're here too?!

[Gokudera looked surprised for a moment... well, the Tenth HAD been gone for a while, and this wasn't the manor... or how it usually looked.]

Yup, still stuck here. [He casually looks out the window at the giant hulking lizard loitering outside of it, and looks completely unfazed by it. He got to spazz about it last year. It's old hat now.] We should probably get outta here boss. I was gettin' ready to hotwire one of the jeeps so we can get to the docks. Author did this plot already. Made it out mostly fine last year.

[sans a few abrupt stops where his face met the windshield a bit too fast because he was too manly for a seat-belt.]

...So all of this isn't just a really bad dream, is it? [ Tsuna sighs, getting up and still looking a little nervous ]

W-Will we be able to get to the docks or wherever?

[The silverette simply beams and gives his boss a great big thumbs up! Because that's apparently still a cool thing to do... and of course it will ease his bosses nerves.]

Of course boss! I can just hotwire a jeep again and drive us there! It'll be easy!

[Because there is not illegal about that at all! And just look at how sure he is of this masterful plan.

Because when has such blatant over confidence ever ended poorly?]

O..Okay, that sounds good. If we see Chrome though, we need to take her too! [ he looks concerned ]

Chrome? Isn't Mukuro takin' care of her?

[and look at the sudden shift in mood... still, he won't go against his bosses orders!]

But I'm sure we could take her if we want to!

Well, I guess, if he's here.

[ but he still looks a little worried about her ]

She'd want to stay with Mukuro, even if she could come with us.

[He tilts his head a bit]

Yeah, he was here before you disappeared... U-uh... boss... do you remember the last time you were here?

Hm? No, the last thing I remember is getting ready to go home from the future...

[Getting home from the future? Gokudera knew they had gotten home before because of the last time boss was here... but he was from earlier than before... so maybe their was as big of a gap as before... he could still protect his boss!

And Gokudera just kind of lit up a bit...]

Well I guess that makes sense then! When you were here before you were from after that!

[And then it dawns on him that if that's the case then this probably isn't making any sense at all to his boss.]

You... uh.. probably want to know where we are then huh?

T-That'd help. I'm really confused. [ he gives the other an awkward, sheepish laugh ]

[Gokudera took a deep breath.]

Well, We're in a place called the 'Manor'. It's some sort of strange dimension that can pull people from other worlds and times, and it's under the control of someone the previous people here have dubbed the 'Author'. They seem to think she's some teenage girl that discovered this power by accident. Every week or two she comes up with a new 'plot'. This week we're in Jurassic Park, y'know like that American movie? Usually we're actually at a big manor though.

[He let out a little huff]

I've got a whole bunch of notes I've recorded since I got there that I can show you when we get back! I've come up with several theories about how this place might work! Personally I believe that this is some sort of extraterrestrial abduction! To study how people work! I've met a whole bunch of UMAs since I got here, and think that they have to be too advanced for just some girl to understand!

So we're stuck...[ he sighs, didn't he just get out of this situation? ]

[Gokudera slumps a bit and scratches the back of his head]

Y-yeah... I've been here a while. Tried a whole bunch of shit and I haven't been able to get out.

Oh...Well, hopefully we can figure out a way together!

[ he looks nervous and worried though ]

[Alright, scream on the network. Not too surprising this week. The voice of the scream had Ryuutaro raise his eyebrows, but it's not like he could tell by that alone.
And that scream didn't sound very good either.
He really needed to check on both things.]

Are you alright?

[ Tsuna jumps and grabs the phone out of his pocket ]

Y..Yeah...Where am I?

You happen to be located at Jurassic Park, on one of the Manor's most enjoyable 'field trips'.

[Ooh, sweet irony. And then with a hint of unsureness and something else that couldn't quite be defined:]

... Tsunayoshi Sawada?

[ he stares at the phone as he pulls it out ]

H-How do you know my name??

[Wasn't his voice recognizable enough? Or... Oh. Well, Ryuutaro had known of this thing with disappearances and reappearances.]

This might sound a tad odd to you, but we met before. I'll take the time to introduce myself then, I am Ryuutaro Fukami.
Don't pay it too much mind that I know you, it's a thing that appears to be common in this place.

B-Before? I've never heard of you in my life...But I suppose it's nice to meet you again...Fukami-kun

The pleasure is all mine.

[Ahahahaha not at all. But it's not like Tsuna needs to know. Ryuutaro is just a friendly guy passing by after all]

Like I said, such things are usual to this place. People disappear and reappear with no recollection of their first stay at this place.
This shouldn't worry you, really. We did not have any conversation so memorable that you should know about it.

[ he kind of sounds nervous still ]

Where...am I, by the way?

As I said, Jurassic Park. A theme park with real dinosaurs. But as long as you get through this alright, next week you will be located somewhere else again.

I have the pleasure of welcoming you into the Manor. A house that defies the rules of time and space. A being called 'the Author' collects people from different worlds and dimensions for her entertainment here.
I might suggest you get rid of every thought of impossibility at this point, because those will be turned upside down either way.

Eh? The Author? So we're in some kind of story?

Or so it seems. I have merely adopted the name 'Author' from those who were here longer than me.

Oh...So we don't know her real name?

No. We do not know what she looks like either. It really is an inconvenience.

You're right. So, how long have you been here?

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