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40TH BOMB || HAYATO GOKUDERA || [IN PERSON]

[at about noon, a massive wave of heat comes off the walls by front entrance of the library... soon followed the the walls of the library ans whole lot of unusually bright red flames.

From the debris someone can be heard coughing, and a cat yowling angrily. Just before the smoke clear several flashes of light suddenly disappear.]

There, I mastered it... now I am I going to explain this guy to the boss?

[And from the smoke emerges a very battered looking Gokudera, his glasses cracked and hanging off his face, his clothes dirty and covered with debris... and there is a very angry looking cat on his head. Gokudera steps into the hallway waving the smoke away.. then pauses. This wasn't the hallway he was supposed to have unintentionally blown up. A moment later he goes into a cussing fit, kicking the debris around.]

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[Yeah right. It's not nearly as colourful and silky! ~~because fashion is important. you must look good while kicking arse!~~]

[Twitches a little bit, because what the fuck else could it be, but manages to maintain himself to realize that hey, he still has the advantage in the looking stupid department. Trying to look as indifferent and cold as possible towards Gokudera, he now gives a very judging look towards the kitten.]

Right. And this must be your thinking cap.

[Since when is hair that's as black as your soul considered colorful? ~~Trufax that.~~]

Tch! She's a part of the weapon system I just haven't fi- ACK! URI!

[Well, apparently the little storm kitten was offended enough to take a break from her attempts to claw off the top half of her ungrateful ~~bitch's~~ master's head and make a leap for Kanda's face.

Because REALLY! Who would want their image destroyed by being affiliated as that jerk's hat?!]

[Technically, the colour is still caused by pigmentation whereas white/gray hair colour is the absence of any. So, yeah, there. It's a very nice comparison, though, assuming Kanda does have a soul of some sort.]

[More snorting and are-you-fucking-stupid look.]

Cat weapon. Might not work so well on someone not covered in yarn and catnip.

[Whoa. Whoa, kung fu cat. Turns swiftly like grandfather's clock to block the kitten's flying trajectory with the sole of his boot. Chill the fuck out, mammal.]

[~~Well you sure know how to pound a pussy don't you Kanda?~~]

[...And Hayato just watched, completely unconcerned for the well being of the vicious feline as she landed on the floor seemingly wondered just how the hell she failed in her attack.

Well maybe not COMPLETELY unconcerned...

...alright he was worried, because come on! Even if she was a horribly vicious beast, she was just a kitten!... And kind of cute...

But these are feelings he will never speak on, EVER. Just going to scoop up the startled creature, probably not the best idea, but for now all she does is let out a growl.]

Whatever, I'm sure there's more to her and the system, but I got more than enough power to hold me over until I work it out.

[~~Why does it feel like there's another meaning in there? Is there another meaning? Fuck you.~~]

[Kanda is all for cute animals, really, until they try to physically harm him. Then there's no more mister relatively-almost-nice guy. The beast has gotten what was coming for it, and he keeps his distance, side-eyeing the kitten as Dera picks it up. Wouldn't want that thing landing in his hair, no.]

Right. Unless it kills you. Accidentally.

[~~There is only One True Meaning, Kanda.~~]

It can't kill me! You don't even know how the system works!

[Gokudera continued petting his evil Death Bringer kitten, while she kept her gaze fixated on Kanda. Someday. When he least expected it... she will have her vengeance. Sleep easy tonight Kanda... for your days are numbered until she... oh who knows... sneaks into your room and shreds your stuff... or pees on it.

This kitten wishes nothing more than to end you.]

[Makes a half-dumbstruck, half-almost-laughing grimace.]

Well obviously neither do you.

[SOON. Ooh, shudder. Scary kittens are scary, and Kanda very much does not fancy getting his stuff peed on. Cat pee smells very not nice and is probably terribly hard to get out of fabric. He just might have to booby trap his own room or something. Or he'll just have to resign to getting revenge after the deed is done, but man there will be one cat hat being made if that happens. Because one does not simply pee on Kanda's stuff. The end would be mutual.]

[The teen crosses his arms and scoffs]

I know more than enough to kick your ass dipshit!

[Uri squirmed out of her owners gaze and climbed to his shoulder, to continue glaring at her newly acquired target... maybe if she couldn't get into his room she could wait until he let his guard down and pee on his head. The ultimate victory.]

[Looks back, not intimidated at all. Almost looking a little bored, really. And insufferably proud and sure of himself.]

I doubt it.

[Oh, you, cat you. Don't you dare. It's probably a good thing he doesn't lower his guard all that often, then.]

[Gokudera moved his hand to the set of boxes strapped to his belt, and lit his storm ring... because that sure as hell sounded like a challenge to him.]

You wanna test it jackass?

[One day Kanda... one day. Hopefully soon if her silver-haired bitch here does her bidding correctly.]

[Kanda eyes the flaming ring with a bit of suspicion and a raised eyebrow, then arrogantly stares right back at the guy. His hand moves to Mugen's hilt.]

Is that a challenge?

No dumbass, it was an invitation to a fuckin' tea party.

[He smirked.]

Come on, just try it.

[~~come at me bro.~~]

[Narrows eyes slightly. He's in no mood to pose dramatically for thirty more seconds like some anime guys, though, so in one swift motion, he kicks off to get some distance and draws his sword. Half of a swish, and there's a bunch of big, creepy bugs coming Gokudera's way.]

[Just as Kanda makes his move, Gokudera slams the rings into the boxes on his side, releasing the unique launcher-like thing on his arm, as well as the Systema C.A.I. shields... this hallway was a bit narrow for them...

he glanced over the wreckage from the library and made a break for it, careful to have his shields follow him as well as making sure his back wasn't at Kanda. He could get himself some more space to maneuver around that way.]

[Kanda doesn't bother to move just yet, however, instead quickly looking over the surroundings. It's not that bad of a field, really.]

[The bugs are screeching loudly and diving here and there in an attempt to get around the shields.]

[Gokudera slammed his ring into another box and takes out the rain cartridge, loading it into the weapon and fired it at the oncoming insects. The rain flames tranquility effect should weaken any defenses before this disintegration properties of the storm flames kicked in.]

[Not worth getting serious, Kanda estimates. He allows the bugs get burned(?) until they disintegrate, using that time to go sideways from the brat's current area of target and charge at the whole pile of his stuff head-on from the side.]

[The shields move before Gokudera does, and while they are large and cumbersome, the teen hopes ducking around them with give him enough time to prep his next attack.

He slams his ring into the next box, taking out what looks like a belt of machine-gun rounds and clicks it into place on the doodad strapped to his arm. And aims to fire, the ~~sparkly~~ sun-flame charged bullets... that randomly accelerate once fired ~~and they sparkle like nobody's business~~.]

[Kanda's never really had to worry about dodging bullets, but something tells him it's better not to get hit by those. So he proceeds to cut the incoming flaming shits in two, but that does make him stop pressing forward. How troublesome.]

[The teen smirks, glad he's stopped the advance. Again, he pounds a ring into yet another box, and takes out yet another cartridge. He loads it into the launcher on his arm and fires what appears to be a straight-on purple beam... but then the beam splits into two beams... then those beams split into two... and it continues splitting due to the propagation qualities of the cloud flames. It is not the most potent of the Systema C.A.I.'s attacks, but it covers a wide area as it continues to split.]

[The whole recharging thing takes a second or two of peace, however, and that time is pretty much enough for Kanda to get out of being somewhat cornered. He makes a rather superhuman, Matrix-y leap out of the way of the purple beam, and threateningly descends down from above, bringing his sword down towards the shields with truck-cleaving force.]

Shit!

[The C.A.I. shields bunched together pressed down dangerously close to the teen. They didn't break, however, at Kanda's angle Hayato wouldn't be able to shoot him, the shields protecting him as well. SHIT! SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT. He needed to get some distance. Stupid weapon made him a sitting friggin' duck when the enemy got too close.

Unfortunately the only way he could think to actually get some distance between them was dynamite. And that would hurt both parties. The teen took the brief moment he had to light up a cigarette in case push came to shove, and load the last cartridge ~~finally the end of his bullshit powers~~ into the launcher in preparation. Hopefully he'd get to shoot that rather than the dynamite.]

[Kanda growls, seeing that the shields are unharmed. However, nothing is happening to get him off, and this high position seems like plenty of fun. So instead of getting off, he attempts kicking and stabbing at this sphere of ultimate defence from its 'roof', like an annoying woodpecker hammering on the head of a bull.]

. . .

[Gokudera just stands there and STARES for a moment at the amazingly futile attempt at getting through the C.A.I shields...

... and those shields are just going casually flip over to dump Kanda's ass on the ground. Where Gokudera is going to promptly shoot at him. Watch out, this cartridge is his most powerful and make a big boom. Best to avoid it.]

[He manages to kick off in time to land on his feet. Decides the shit is pretty damn annoying. So instead of continuing to dodge, he's coming as close as possible and blocking the shit with now two magical swords. If it goes off, at least they both are going to be in range.]

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sdjkfhkjsdfh L M A O dat kitty

Dat kitty is after your life Kanda.

scary.

Pussy pounding has consequences Kanda.

but it was safe

Uri is never a safe pussy.

that is one way to fend someone off pussies.

LOL 'zactly.

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I am seriously so sorry for how obnoxiously complex this stupid weapon thing is....

...just say what it does, then 8D;;

I try... but it's so layered in pounds of complex shonen crap stacked ontop of itself

you'll learn to dumb it down c': i used to use all sorts of difficult crap too

I blame Amano for all the complex BS shonen crap :'<

it has its own charm 8'D

At least we hit the END of the Dera's crap, and it will all just repeat itself...

...ahahahaha \o/