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40TH BOMB || HAYATO GOKUDERA || [IN PERSON]

[at about noon, a massive wave of heat comes off the walls by front entrance of the library... soon followed the the walls of the library ans whole lot of unusually bright red flames.

From the debris someone can be heard coughing, and a cat yowling angrily. Just before the smoke clear several flashes of light suddenly disappear.]

There, I mastered it... now I am I going to explain this guy to the boss?

[And from the smoke emerges a very battered looking Gokudera, his glasses cracked and hanging off his face, his clothes dirty and covered with debris... and there is a very angry looking cat on his head. Gokudera steps into the hallway waving the smoke away.. then pauses. This wasn't the hallway he was supposed to have unintentionally blown up. A moment later he goes into a cussing fit, kicking the debris around.]

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[The whole recharging thing takes a second or two of peace, however, and that time is pretty much enough for Kanda to get out of being somewhat cornered. He makes a rather superhuman, Matrix-y leap out of the way of the purple beam, and threateningly descends down from above, bringing his sword down towards the shields with truck-cleaving force.]

Shit!

[The C.A.I. shields bunched together pressed down dangerously close to the teen. They didn't break, however, at Kanda's angle Hayato wouldn't be able to shoot him, the shields protecting him as well. SHIT! SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT. He needed to get some distance. Stupid weapon made him a sitting friggin' duck when the enemy got too close.

Unfortunately the only way he could think to actually get some distance between them was dynamite. And that would hurt both parties. The teen took the brief moment he had to light up a cigarette in case push came to shove, and load the last cartridge ~~finally the end of his bullshit powers~~ into the launcher in preparation. Hopefully he'd get to shoot that rather than the dynamite.]

[Kanda growls, seeing that the shields are unharmed. However, nothing is happening to get him off, and this high position seems like plenty of fun. So instead of getting off, he attempts kicking and stabbing at this sphere of ultimate defence from its 'roof', like an annoying woodpecker hammering on the head of a bull.]

. . .

[Gokudera just stands there and STARES for a moment at the amazingly futile attempt at getting through the C.A.I shields...

... and those shields are just going casually flip over to dump Kanda's ass on the ground. Where Gokudera is going to promptly shoot at him. Watch out, this cartridge is his most powerful and make a big boom. Best to avoid it.]

[He manages to kick off in time to land on his feet. Decides the shit is pretty damn annoying. So instead of continuing to dodge, he's coming as close as possible and blocking the shit with now two magical swords. If it goes off, at least they both are going to be in range.]

[Fuck, this dumbass was getting too close for comfort. Continuing the the C.A.I.'s rotation was going to be difficult... and being locked in a room barely eating for a few days sure as hell wasn't helping. He was getting tired, if he kept the shields up he wouldn't make it through another rotation, but they were already starting to weaken and slow down.

He let out an irritated growl and with a flash of red flames the shields were recalled into the little red box on his belt. He would have to do more maneuvering himself, and he was admittedly slow...

... but if worse came to worse he'd just use his small dynamite to propel him away.]

[Being a dumbass isn't so bad when it comes to bloody fights, you know. The brains don't get in the way of animal instinct.]

[Were the shields starting to go?]

[That would definitely make things easier. Kanda flashed his teeth for a moment and swung the blade at Gokudera again.]

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[Well, he certainly closed the space between them faster than expected. Now would be a good time for that last resort.

Gokudera flips out several small sticks of dynamite from his wristband, lights them, and then tosses them between him and Kanda. Unfortunately for him in the time it takes the fuses to burn down, he was going to get a good damn clip from that sword across his chest.

Then the explosion. Luckily the small sticks were weaker, not enough to kill... but holy shit FUCKING OW.]

[Shit is about right. For a moment, Kanda believes he has won... that is, before shit explodes right behind him and pretty much sends both him and Gokudera flying and then tumbling over.]

[Sorry, Kanda is going to blow his fuse right now and reach out in an attempt to kick the teen in the head.]

WHAT KIND OF A FUCKING SUICIDAL TACTIC IS THAT?!

THE KIND THAT GETS THE FUCKING JOB DONE ASSHOLE!

[And this would be the teen retaliating by sending his own foot at Kanda. Let's see who can make the other's face bleed more, shall we?

...Stupid fucker and his boots. He hoped he had gum on the bottom of his sneaker and that it would get all over his face.]

DO YOU WANT MORE!? I GOT FUCKING MORE!

[And so the fight is reduced to a brawl.]

WHAT FUCKING JOB IS THAT? IF YOU WANT TO DIE SO BADLY, DON'T TAKE THE FUCKING BUILDING WITH YOU, DICKWIT!

[Ouch. The sneaker connects to Kanda's face mostly because he prefers that than getting the fucking gum in his hair, but the next moment he's grabbing at Gokudera's leg and pulling at it, hard, in an attempt to throw the teen over himself.]

THE FUCKING JOB IS KILLING YOU SHITHEAD! THE FUCKING BUILDING TOO IF I NEED TO!

[Sometimes he just had to be a demi-casualty with the building... and whatever else needed to die. But eh, it's just a flesh wound.]

[Gokudera wasn't quite expecting Kanda to be that physically strong, and his only defense is to try to cling to Kanda's leg... or more appropriately his boot. He's not taking a hit like that without taking one or the other... hopefully not looking awkward if his plan fails...]

YEAH RIGHT. YOU WISH.

[Yep, Kanda is a motherfucking tank like that, so slapping a kid onto the ground takes about as much effort as flicking off a booger. If Dera doesn't let go of that leg, though, they're both going to end up on the ground in a feet-to-heads heap.]

[Well for whatever reason, manly pride dictated that he cling to that leg for the sake of his honor. And cling he did. And thus Gokudera ended up under Kanda is a very awkward position.]

[After a few irritated grunts in pain, it dawns on him that there is an ass in his face, in more ways than one.]

OI! GET THE FUCK OFF ME YOU FAT ASSHOLE!

[Very awkward indeed. Seems he's kind of sitting on you.]

[Why are you yelling at his ass?]

I'M NOT FAT, FUCKWIT.

[Decides against headbutting crown jewels because it doesn't feel like good style. He'll just. Try to grab the brat's legs and stand up. Hanging upside down for a while might make him less insufferable.]

YOU'RE FAT LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING COW! OI!

[He squirms and writhes as he's hoisted up... unfortunately unlike Kanda he doesn't quite have the sense of 'dick-punching is fighting dirty and dick punching is wrong'.]

[So have a dick punch.]

YOUR FACE IS A MOTHERFUCKING COW.

[Oh. Well, he's kind of got hardened balls due to kicks from Lenalee and generally getting hurt a lot in various places, but this still fucking hurts.]

[Ow.]

[He grunts, makes a face, but doesn't drop the brat despite the assault and just stays still for a few moments, though a little hunched over. And then flings him into a surviving wall like something nasty that he needs to get rid of.]

THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY MOTHERFUCK SEN- OW!

[Motherfucking wall. Well, no matter! He can still fight! Completely out of power but fuck that shit he can still fight! Gokudera gets to his feet, wobbles a bit, then sprints right for Kanda, fist raised for a punch in the face!

Ah, he should probably use dynamite, shouldn't he? Oh well. Fist first, picking up on dumbass mistake can wait until after he got hurt because of it.]

[Kanda's a fucking honourable man, so seeing the brat charge at him with his fists he uses that time to sheathe his sword and clench a fist of his own. Bring it, you son of a homeless female canine.]

[He's going to attempt a rather professional duck and leg sweep here.]

[While not quite a 'trained' professional, Gokudera has some experience on 'how not to get his ass handed to him', so the moment he sees that leg coming out towards him he jumps and tries to go for a tackle.]

[Meanwhile, Uri is simply pacing about... waiting for the two lunk-heads to hurry up and ~~kill each other~~ end up a bloody mess on the ground. Because with that last stupid wall her silver-haired bitch so thoughtfully flew through, also went her last perch.]

Edited 2012-06-28 15:52 (UTC)

[Ah, the brat sees through it. There's no time to straighten up, so instead Kanda readies a punch. He might be going to the ground but he'll take your damned face with it!]

[At the moment he doesn't even remember the cat.]

[Fuck they're just both going to the ground all over again and Gokudera regrets nothing! He is just lucky his face can't think for itself because it probably wouldn't agree. It threw off his tackle some, he had planned to land on the guy and start punching his brains out, however he ended up jerked to the side, trying to at least hook his arm around Kanda's neck as they hit the floor.]

F-fuck!

[And he starts to try and get up to tend to his aching, bleeding nose only to feel a weight on his head. If the claws digging into his scalp were any sign as to who it was...]

U-Uri?

[Unfortunately for Gokudera, at his angle he could not see the unhappy scowl of his box weapon, and did not know how displeased she was until he felt a warm liquid on his head- at which point he promptly starting trying the flail the cat off.]

[Enjoy laughing at her bottom bitch now Kanda. You're next.]

AH FUCKIN'HELL! STUPID FUCKING CAT! WHAT THE HELL!?

[Kanda ends up in a rather effective neck-hook for a moment, but gets out once the boy decides to pay attention to his nose. As he's getting up, there's suddenly some kind of a chaos behind, so he turns to look.]

[And sees the fucking cat on the brat's head. And it smells.]

...

[SCRAMBLING AWAY.]

[Bitch- where you think YOU'RE goin'?]

[And just like with her little pet bitch, she digs her claws into Kanda's scalp and lets him suffer the same fate of Gokudera. Have fun trying to get the smell of cat pee out of your hair!]

[CAT PISS]

[CAT PISS EVERYWHERE]

[TRYING TO RIP THE ANIMAL OFF even though it's too late already]

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40TH BOMB || HAYATO GOKUDERA || [IN PERSON]

you'll learn to dumb it down c': i used to use all sorts of difficult crap too

I blame Amano for all the complex BS shonen crap :'<

it has its own charm 8'D

At least we hit the END of the Dera's crap, and it will all just repeat itself...

...ahahahaha \o/

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