3minutefisting: [awkward] thinking derp (Does not compute TO THE MAX)
3minutefisting ([personal profile] 3minutefisting) wrote in [community profile] badfic_manor2012-05-13 08:20 pm

round 001 || Knuckle || [accidental video]

[The feed comes on to a nice shot of a pair of shoes, and the bottom of some sort of black robe.]

What in heaven's name is thi-

[He turns the device around so that his face finally comes into view and he immediately freezes up the moment he sees his face on the tiny little device. Very slowly and carefully just places the device back where he found it. He was not sure what the little device was, but he was sure that he PROBABLY shouldn't be touching it. The priest wandered out into the hall, and for anyone who may remember a certain Sasagawa Ryohei... well... the shouting will be very nostalgic.]

EXCUSE ME?! IS ANYONE HERE?! I SEEM TO BE VERY LOST, TO THE MAX!
ilikekneesocks: (NO U)

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[personal profile] ilikekneesocks 2012-05-17 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
....

[He just said what it does....]

This device in my hand is a phone! That thing you found when you woke up in this place is also a phone. You call people with it like this!

[And calling you again.]

Hey dumbass get in here and pick me up!

[Blade you do ventrilquism without the other person seeing you move your mouth...]
ilikekneesocks: (Huuuungryyyyyy)

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[personal profile] ilikekneesocks 2012-05-18 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
[And there's a sound of a slap on skin from both the phone and outside the room as Blade unceremoniously facepalms.]

Come out and bring it with you.
ilikekneesocks: (I'm one cool bastard)

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[personal profile] ilikekneesocks 2012-05-19 08:12 am (UTC)(link)
[Is this guy for real? Honestly.]

Okay listen good cause I am only going to say it once. The device in your hand right now is called a phone. You use it to talk to people who are not anywhere near you.
ilikekneesocks: (I'm one cool bastard)

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[personal profile] ilikekneesocks 2012-05-21 09:38 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh hell no! He's not talking about the tech behind this thing. cause he's basically more of an expert at breaking these things than putting em together. That's Gido's job.]

There's a transmitter kind of thing inside it and it sends out your voice to the device you call from the list.

[hey that actually sounded good.]
ilikekneesocks: (I'm one cool bastard)

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[personal profile] ilikekneesocks 2012-05-22 12:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Yea exactly. Though it can also do Video.

[And now it's time for the bad news.]

You're in the mansion right now. Apparently a person called the Author brought a bunch of us here to take part in her stupid fantasies.
ilikekneesocks: (Huuuungryyyyyy)

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[personal profile] ilikekneesocks 2012-05-24 01:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh boy this is going to be a loong explanation.]

Yea you heard right. We're all prisoners to some author who likes to write random stories and we have to take part in them.
ilikekneesocks: (Huuuungryyyyyy)

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[personal profile] ilikekneesocks 2012-05-28 04:28 pm (UTC)(link)
This is really getting stupid for him.]

You. Are. Now. In. A. Different. World.

Am. I. Getting. Through. To. You. Now?

ilikekneesocks: (NO U)

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[personal profile] ilikekneesocks 2012-05-31 08:59 am (UTC)(link)
[Okay that's it]

Do I FUCKIN LOOK LIKE AN ANGEL TO YOU?

[cause of course little girl obsessed priests would go to heaven right?]