badfic_manor | round 001 || Knuckle || [accidental video]

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round 001 || Knuckle || [accidental video]

[The feed comes on to a nice shot of a pair of shoes, and the bottom of some sort of black robe.]

What in heaven's name is thi-

[He turns the device around so that his face finally comes into view and he immediately freezes up the moment he sees his face on the tiny little device. Very slowly and carefully just places the device back where he found it. He was not sure what the little device was, but he was sure that he PROBABLY shouldn't be touching it. The priest wandered out into the hall, and for anyone who may remember a certain Sasagawa Ryohei... well... the shouting will be very nostalgic.]

EXCUSE ME?! IS ANYONE HERE?! I SEEM TO BE VERY LOST, TO THE MAX!

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Oh.

[He looked at the phone.]

...What's a phone?

....

[He just said what it does....]

This device in my hand is a phone! That thing you found when you woke up in this place is also a phone. You call people with it like this!

[And calling you again.]

Hey dumbass get in here and pick me up!

[Blade you do ventrilquism without the other person seeing you move your mouth...]

[And like the dense gullible thing he is, he goes right back into his room to try and pick up the device... still missing the concept of it ENTIRELY.]

HELLO!?

[And there's a sound of a slap on skin from both the phone and outside the room as Blade unceremoniously facepalms.]

Come out and bring it with you.

[Knuckle trotted out with the little thingamajig in his hands, looking just as dumbfounded as ever.]

[Is this guy for real? Honestly.]

Okay listen good cause I am only going to say it once. The device in your hand right now is called a phone. You use it to talk to people who are not anywhere near you.

[Well, that cemented it in his head... for the moment... sort of. Didn't quite make him any less confused though.]

Really?! Well that is extremely useful... [After poking it for another moment he looked back up at the helpful stranger] but how on earth does it do that?

[Oh hell no! He's not talking about the tech behind this thing. cause he's basically more of an expert at breaking these things than putting em together. That's Gido's job.]

There's a transmitter kind of thing inside it and it sends out your voice to the device you call from the list.

[hey that actually sounded good.]

So, it's like some sort of radio? [He looked back down at it to poke some more.] Well that is quite handy! Thank you!

[...]

Also, if I may ask... where exactly am I?

Yea exactly. Though it can also do Video.

[And now it's time for the bad news.]

You're in the mansion right now. Apparently a person called the Author brought a bunch of us here to take part in her stupid fantasies.

[And oop, lookie there you just so happen to brake his brain again, though at least this time it's not because he's an idiot... mostly.]

I... beg your pardon?

[Oh boy this is going to be a loong explanation.]

Yea you heard right. We're all prisoners to some author who likes to write random stories and we have to take part in them.

[The word's blankest stare. Give him a moment to try and register this.]

[...]

[...]

[.... yeaaah, nope. This isn't even vaguely getting through. Simpler terms Adam-dearest.]

W-what?

This is really getting stupid for him.]

You. Are. Now. In. A. Different. World.

Am. I. Getting. Through. To. You. Now?

A different world?

[Give him just one more moment- oh something pings!]

Like the afterlife?

[Okay that's it]

Do I FUCKIN LOOK LIKE AN ANGEL TO YOU?

[cause of course little girl obsessed priests would go to heaven right?]

[Knuckle tilted his head and scratched it thoughtfully, thinking over the question... completely undaunted by the volume.]

Well, I've never seen an angel before...

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