I was always pretty damn decent at poker. 'm sure there's gotta be some humble salary for the hard twerkin' man! Jeeez...
[He lets out a squawk as his vision is draped by soap-smelly towel, then pulls it off and dangles it before the kitty. At the harlot part he cracks a wide grin and a laugh] Harlot? I'm gonna wait a minute an see if flappter comes along with that one, pfffft!
[Sobering, he goes on, that grin still atwitchin'.] You're right, your mechanic smut's a lucky bastard to have ya. May your rolls in the hay be plentiful an mostly secret. I do like the type that can kick my ass. But I also like the type that won't make us both fuckin' damsels in distress. [Pointed look, mama bear]
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[He lets out a squawk as his vision is draped by soap-smelly towel, then pulls it off and dangles it before the kitty. At the harlot part he cracks a wide grin and a laugh] Harlot? I'm gonna wait a minute an see if flappter comes along with that one, pfffft!
[Sobering, he goes on, that grin still atwitchin'.] You're right, your mechanic smut's a lucky bastard to have ya. May your rolls in the hay be plentiful an mostly secret. I do like the type that can kick my ass. But I also like the type that won't make us both fuckin' damsels in distress. [Pointed look, mama bear]