[Video/Action] Arrival of the lazy tard

[royalfryingpain]

[The video feed turns on but the screen is almost pitch black. There's an odd clicking sound, like someone is pressing on the communicator's keys. Or more like keysmashing. Lampo has it in his pocket, and is randomly pressing down on the buttons just because. He has accidentally turned on the camera.]

Nee...where am I...

[There's the sound of a door opening and closing. One would assume that Lampo has stepped outside. But then there's the sound of a bed creaking and the light inside of the pocket changing slightly. Lampo has decided to lay back down on the bed.]

Ore-sama isn't happy...Where is this place, mnyeh...

Comments

[Video]

[notkinkypatch]

[Lampo can't see it but there is a puzzled redhead squinting at the screen]

When I said I missed booty calls this wasn't what I meant....Oi! Questionable Bootilicious, the fuckin' camera's on. You're ass dialin'.

[Video]

[royalfryingpain]

[And what little light is there in his pocket shifts again, as Lampo sits back up in surprise.]

E-eeh--what? Who's there?

[Video]

[notkinkypatch]

[Ahhhh light!....does not help with this situation at all, and Lampo can be sure to hear a groan of dismay]

Your ass. Ass conscience. Quit sittin' on me an get a move on. Maybe bring me a beer.

[Video]

[royalfryingpain]

Who--who are you mmmnyeh?

[Is that a slight tremble in his voice? Yes, it is! Disembodied voices are scaryyyyy.]

[Video]

[notkinkypatch]

[There's definitely the sound of Badou's palm meeting his forehead in a universal time guaranteed facepalm, why does everyone assume it's a ghost or something?]

Down here, in your pocket. Check your ass. Don't gotta cry about it, brat.

[Video]

[royalfryingpain]

[Pocket? Lampo reaches into his and takes out the device...

...takes one look at Badou's face on the screen and throws it to the floor, screaming.]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

[Video]

[notkinkypatch]

[Badou is torn between amusement and being a liiittle miffed over the reaction so he settles for snickering and rolling his eye] Damn, I know 'm fuckin' handsome but I've never gotten that reaction before...not too shabby, man.

Didja piss yourself? If ya did I can say all in a days work.

[Video]

[royalfryingpain]

O-ore-sama didn't!

[He came close to it though. And now Lampo is tentatively crawling to the edge of his bed, looking over the edge of it at the strange, thin box with a snickering head.]

Wha--Why are you in there mnyeh?

[Video]

[notkinkypatch]

Suuuure ya didn't, an that stain is just wishful thinkin'. Or ass sweat. [Lampo's tentative peering is matched by a flat look from Badou. The hell is this kid....]

Get in where, smartass? My room? I used my two sexy legs. Maybe in your kooky world peeps have escalators to take em places but here, not so fuckin much. [Pause] Shit, sign me up in that case, then.

[Video]

[stalking_horse]

[You know, new arrivals SHOULDN'T be a relief...but somehow, they are. And he's perfectly willing to help... but first, well - maybe he did spend too much time around a troll illusionist encouraging his own occasionally warped sense of humor.]

Congratulations, you've just been kidnapped.

[Video]

[royalfryingpain]

Wh-Who's that?

[And kidnapped? Well, it's been a long while since anyone's tried...]

My--my family will find me, mnyeh. You'll be sorry...

[Yep, threats of a child 'cause Lampo's an overgrown one.]

[Video]

[stalking_horse]

[You hear that tiny little thunk? That's the sound of his bad conscience dropping a ten-ton weight on his good conscience. His good conscience has been taking a beating lately. He's been running with a bad crowd and they're rubbing off on him.]

[...Though certain people from his home world would probably just point out that he's always kind of been a dick.]

Somehow I doubt your family could even get here; dimensional bubble-realms tend to be isolated.

[Video]

[royalfryingpain]

[And there's movements, shifting of light in Lampo's pocket as he sits up to grab his wok. And then he stands up from the bed...]

They--they will! Primo will find me. He always knows where I am...

[...and walks over to the desk to hide under it.~_~]

[Video]

[stalking_horse]

[And now he's curious - because that sounded like a title... he's doing this for Science. And information. Really.]

[Okay he's being a dick.]

Even if he does, do you think he can leave this place?

[Video]

[royalfryingpain]

[Where is he???? Lampo frantically looks around the space underneath the desk but it's empty besides him.]

O-of course he can! Where are you hiding mnyeh? Sh-show yourself!

[Or not. Actually, Lampo hopes he doesn't. He raises the wok in front of himself and hopes the voice will just got away.]

[Video]

[stalking_horse]

[Had been pushing buttons on the Blackberry + Not realizing the voice was coming from it = doesn't recognize modern technology!]

What makes you so sure? This place hasn't had a real escape yet...


[Well, people get sent home, sure. He'll get to that after he's done being an ass.]

[Video]

[royalfryingpain]

The-there's nothing Primo can't do!

[Besides cooking and...some other stuff. But escaping? That's practically the Vongola leaders' special skill.]

[video]

[3minutefisting]

[Oh so many friends today! He's so happy he might just burst! Bad news is that means he also forgot that little volume control... thing...]

LAMPO! You're here too?!

[video]

[royalfryingpain]

[Springing 5 feet up into the air NOW.]

Knuckle!

[Looking around now and...it's still an empty room. Is he outside? In the other room? His voice seems so close!]

Where are you mnyeh?

Re: [video]

[3minutefisting]

[Oh right... confusing box things.]

Ah... come out into the hallway! I'll find you there to the MAX!

[video]

[royalfryingpain]

[Lampo groans-- coming out of the room involves MOVING. But he does so anyway.]

I'm here mnyeh.

[video]>>>[action]

[3minutefisting]

[HIGH VELOCITY PRIEST COMING YOUR WAY LAMPO LOOK OUUUUT-

just kidding. He stops before there's any collision, but he's so happy he looks as though he's using all this self-restraint not to just hug Lampo.]

Lampo! Ah-ha! Oh bless the lord it's really you to the max! It's been so long!

[video]

[royalfryingpain]

[And Lmapo's going to stare at you for a bit and then maybe tear up a little 'cause HE HEARD OVER THE MAYBE NOT METAPHORICAL SINCE IT WAS IN ITALY GRAPEVINE THAT YOU DIED a century ago.T_T]

Knu-Knuckle!

Re: [video]

[3minutefisting]

[Ahhh, okay self-restraint isn't holding up that well. He places his hands on the young man's shoulders and just kept up that big beaming smile.]

You look well, Lampo.

[And he's just welling up some too.]

[video]

[royalfryingpain]

You too.

[Considering you're supposed to be dead...]

Where are we, mnyeh?