http://picklesgonewild.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] picklesgonewild.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] badfic_manor2010-09-14 07:52 pm

1 Star ball || Piccolo [in person]

[ Piccolo grunted as he sat up from his place on the ground. Wait...He shouldn't be sleeping! He was supposed to be finishing off that little brat Goku! Could this be another trick by Kami?! Piccolo frantically looked at his surroundings. He didn't seem to be in any sort of bottle...or rice cooker for that matter. It was just a pretty regular looking room, it did seem deserted and in rather poor upkeep. Like that mattered to Piccolo. In a mindless fit of rage he sent a blast at an old bedside table completely annihilating it]

DAMMIT KAMI! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?! HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO ME! YOU'RE ONLY PROLONGING THE INEVITABLE! I WILL KILL THAT BOY AND TAKE MY PLACE AS RULER OF THE WORLD!

[Something didn't quite feel right, he could usually at least sense Kami regardless of being sealed away or transported or whatever trick he had done. Either way it did make him feel quite a bit better to get that off his chest, but no where near better enough. He then proceeded to storm out of the room pulling the door clean off it's hinges and then trowing it into a wall leaving a rather large crater and then blasting that into oblivion as well. He will probably continue his tantrum until someone or something distracts him]

[identity profile] 9th-pirate-lord.livejournal.com 2010-09-16 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Jack's smile gets a little bigger. Despite that Piccolo was huge compared to Jack's small but agile frame, he didn't really seem all that intimidated. The ice was broken and a possibility of gaining a very big and powerful ally never hurt. Piccolo gained too. He gained a very crafty, tricky rogue that wouldn't hesitate to defend what was his and right now, a great camaraderie was something worth fighting for.]

Very good, Mr. Piccolo! A fine first mate you'll be! No one crosses the likes of us and gets away with it, eh?

[identity profile] 9th-pirate-lord.livejournal.com 2010-09-16 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
[Ah, alcohol, the elixir of truth and it's cheap. He'll find a way.]

Exactly right, my large, green friend! Now, let's find that exit!

[Of course, he tries his compass again only to find that it's spinning wildly in a circle and closes it with a grimace before his smile returns.]

Onward to glory!!

[identity profile] 9th-pirate-lord.livejournal.com 2010-09-16 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
[Jack tries to get it back only to have his arms not quite reach. Being small certainly was his greatest disadvantage in dealing with height issues.]

That's a compass....only it's not working right at the moment.

[He tries not to look nervous and hopes that Piccolo doesn't decide to blow it up or keep it for himself.]

[identity profile] 9th-pirate-lord.livejournal.com 2010-09-16 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
I wanted to see if it would work here. It didn't at the Manor, for some reason still that I have yet to figure out.

[Jack was certainly amused that Piccolo was such a light weight for as big as he is.]

[identity profile] 9th-pirate-lord.livejournal.com 2010-09-16 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure. I think it's the land. It's not entirely productive for walking.

[Right now, he's trying to figure it out verbally and he's still just as confused as before.]

[identity profile] 9th-pirate-lord.livejournal.com 2010-09-16 03:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[Jack was concerned about this since Piccolo isn't used to drinking and flying may be hazardous but it was at least worth a try.]

We'll try above the treeline before we try any higher.

[He'll take advantage of Piccolo's pliable nature for now. He's not sure if it's the ground causing it or the buildings but he did know that the compass wasn't working right. Thanks, Radiation, for your wonderful greeting to Jack!]

[identity profile] 9th-pirate-lord.livejournal.com 2010-09-16 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[Jack smacks his face on the trunk and gives a thumbs up.]

We're good.

[He pulls his face back and looks up at Piccolo. He's hugging the truck to keep from sliding off with his other arm as he pulls out the compass.]

Ah!!

[At least it's not spinning wild like the last time. Now it's just going in a slow circle before it stops and points in the opposite direction.]

I know where we can find shelter.

[identity profile] 9th-pirate-lord.livejournal.com 2010-09-16 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
It'll point to it.

[He grins. Jack then points to a building and then looks back at Piccolo.]

There!

[identity profile] 9th-pirate-lord.livejournal.com 2010-09-16 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
AAaaaHhhhhhHhh!!

[Yep, Jack was dropped and if it wasn't for the several branches to help break his fall, he would have had it far worse.]

[identity profile] 9th-pirate-lord.livejournal.com 2010-09-16 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[That was a lesson that Jack learned very quickly. Never get the Namek drunk. It's painful.

Jack sat up and his back popped.]

I'm in accord!

[This is going to be one of those scenes where anyone else don't want to be around these two. Jack's objective is to get everyone drunk....eventually.]

[identity profile] 9th-pirate-lord.livejournal.com 2010-09-16 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[Good thing Jack's pretty pliable. He puts his hand to his chin, looks up and to the left and right before he resigns to giving the direction.]

That way!

[He points to the right.]

[identity profile] 9th-pirate-lord.livejournal.com 2010-09-16 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yep, Jack recognized it. A hangover is taking over. Jack didn't have to take responsibility for his actions but that's not the purpose for him to help. He needs Piccolo to help out in finding a way for escape. If it means taking a bit of humiliation in the process, he'll do it.]

You're how tall?