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002 - Kitty Howard - Video/Voice

*The feed cuts in to show sitting on a bench in the gardens with a small fluffy kitten in her lap. She's petting it and looking very much amused, chattering away while it sits quite placidly in her lap*

"So you're telling me you're a Daemon, and that means you're some sort of part of me or my soul or something?"

"That's precisely it your Majesty"

"And is your name really Lancelot? That's ever so romantic and charming, you really are just too adorable you know that? Oh I shall have to get you a pretty collar to wear, or perhaps a ribbon to tie around your neck. You'd like that wouldn't you Lancelot"?

"That's right, that is my name....and if that's what you want then I..."

*He's picked up and snuggled so his speech is cut off, he doesn't look overly thrilled*

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Wow, Lancelot? That might even be gayer than Elric.

[Said daemon Elric (http://www.dogmagazine.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/african-wild-dog.png) is visible behind Heather, curled up comfortably on the carpet in the library.]

I heard that.

Oh he's certainly not very gay *laughs* he's quite quiet most of the time actually, but I just adore him anyway *beams, and the kitten just stays quiet in her lap*

I don't believe we've met by the way, do tell me your name.

Uh... right. [There's obviously been a miscommunication here, but she's not going to dwell on it.]

Um, I'm Heather. Who're you?

*smiles* Precisely. It's odd that he's supposed to be a part of me, and yet he seems so opposite!

I'm Kathryn Howard, Queen of England *nods head in acknowledgment* It is nice to meet you Miss Heather, and you too Elric".

... [Forgive her if she looks skeptical.] Queen of England, huh? Wow, that's a new one. Maybe I should have said I was Mary, Queen of Scots.

Uh, just call me Heather. Miss Heather sounds like I'm a kindergarten teacher or something.

*laughs* Of course you're not, why the Scots Queen is much older than you seem to be, and I'm told quite great with child at the moment *She's thinking of Mary's mother, also named Mary*

As you wish then *smiles*

[...Huh so Kathryn's not kidding about the royalty thing. Alll right then. She's either crazy or telling the truth... or both. But she's met a guy who claims green is his natural hair color, so... weirder things could happen around here, she guesses.]

Wow, then, um... is it tough being Queen? I've never met anyone... like that. Before.

*she smiles and continues petting Lancelot, who looks like he's rather enjoying it and purring with his eyes closed*

It can be difficult at times, I will not deny that *smiles* But His Majesty is so very kind and good to me, he's the greatest husband I could have ever hoped to have.

He is here as well you know, perhaps you will be able to meet him soon also.

Oh. Great. That's really cool, having a neat husband. [Noticing the girl looks her age, if not even younger.] Which one is he again? The king, I mean. So I can... greet him when I see him!

It very much is. I'm very fortunate to have his love *surprised look* Why His Majesty King Henry the Eighth of course! He's only the greatest King England has ever known, how could you not know of him.

Uh... [She falls asleep in History class a lot.] Wait, no, I think I remember that one. He had like, six or seven wives, right? ... Sooo, which number are you?

*looks really quite offended* I am his majesty's fifth wife, and he is certainly only going to have five!

[Oh shit. >_>]

Right, I'm sorry. Maybe it was five. I'm not so good at this kind of thing.

[There is rustling in the tree overhead. If she looks up she'll see a tan redhead with huge gold eyes and an ocelot (http://en.academic.ru/pictures/enwiki/79/Ocelot.jpg) looking down at her. The redhead grins madly]

Kitty!!

*startles a little, and gets up to better peer up at her, Lancelot firmly in her arms*

How do you know my name already? I don't believe we've met.

[Ed is hanging from the tree branch now. She looks confused]

Huh?

I think that must be her name, too!

Ooooh! [Ed looks down at Kitty] Is she Kitty? Does Kitty have a kitty?

Goodness me, do be careful there! *she steps away, not wanting to get herself hit if Ed falls* And yes, my name is Kitty. Well really it's Kathryn Howard, Queen of England, but everyone calls me Kitty.

Lancelot, and yes I'm also a kitty. I'm the Queen's daemon

*grins* Yes you are sweetheart *snuggles him* Won't you two tell us your names?

[Ed puts on a very pretencious almost scholarly voice]

Oh! Your Majesty! Edward and Jachin glad to meet you!

[She drops out of the tree, followed by her Daemon. They both land deftly on their feet. Ed bows deeply so deeply her hair touches the ground]

Your majesty! Your majesty!

[Jachin is bowing too and says]

Her name is Edward--

Edward Wong Hau Pepleu Tivrusky IV!

[Ed corrects him]

And I'm Jachin.

Jachin Charles Lucille Roberts Yamada Phellps Rocardo XVI!

But just Ed and Jachin is fine, your majesty.

*her eyes widen and she moves back again rather quickly to avoid getting hit*

My goodness, please do be more careful Miss Ed, you could harm yourself or me that way!

It seems like she does this a lot your majesty, I don't think you have to fret like that

Oh hush Lancelot, how would you know that anyway!

*smiles at Ed* Please do get up, I'm glad to meet you both *Tilts her head curiously* How did a girl acquire the name Edward? That is the name of my step-son, the Prince of Wales.

Prince of whales? [Ed blinks, getting some awesome images. She grins and Jachin looks interested] Does he get to go swimming with them? Is he aquatic? Is other Edward a whale or is he a person? Does Edward live on land or underwater? Does he have fins?

*laughs* Oh heavens no, Edward is an adorable little boy! He lives in the palace and definitely has no fins.

Wales is a place in England, where I'm from.

Oooooooh!

Is it nice there? [Jachin asks]

Are there whales?

It's very nice, England is a beautiful country...Jachin right?

*smiles* Perhaps in the ocean around England there are.

Edward has never seen a whale. Edward wants to though. Have Kitty and kitty ever seen a whale?

Or been to the ocean?

I haven't seen one no, and since Lancelot just appeared here he can't have seen one either.

*Lancelot just nods, he's really quite content to chill and be mellow*

I'd like to see what the ocean is like though.

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