http://farsightedness.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] farsightedness.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] badfic_manor2010-06-24 09:40 pm

Video

[Well here's one happy looking maid, apparently on break from her manor duties and the tending of queens and kings.]

Mister Sebastian!

[And she doesn't even stutter! This is a good sign.

The tiny little tuxedo that she's holding in her hands, complete with miniature white gloves? Not so good.]


I made this for ah--ah....Mr. Frog!

[Was that the daemon's name? She didn't quite catch it.]

"...Ahem."

I thought it would be more proper if--

"Ahem. Meirin."

[The video turns as she does, focusing on the bat, Sebastien. Who is currently modeling quite the precious little wedding gown. Complete with a veil that looks suspiciously like some lace doilies.]

"I know what you're thinking, Meirin. And the answer is no. I am not pretending to marry that amphibious--"

WAHHH!

[And with that startled cry, the video is terminated.]
demon_andbutler: (i do not dismiss that claim.)

[In Person]

[personal profile] demon_andbutler 2010-06-29 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
[He'll meet her outside the parlour in person, since his presence is more intimidating firm and directive that way.]
demon_andbutler: (ho hum.)

[In Person]

[personal profile] demon_andbutler 2010-06-29 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
No, Meirin, you did not.

[He falls in step behind her, allowing her to lead the way.]
demon_andbutler: (srs bidnass right here.)

[In Person]

[personal profile] demon_andbutler 2010-06-30 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[So her fear is a tad amusing. Unfortunately, she's safe from him. So long as the possibility remains that the young master will appear, Sebastian needs to keep any and all Phantomhive servants in top condition.

Lopping off the edges of drapery without using proper stitchwork is not top condition.
]

Meirin, please do inform me the next time you feel the need to fix an error such as this. I will... [Wrap the draperies around her neck in a very fancy-looking noose and pull until her face is a bloated, purple, slobbery--] Assist you. [He smiles.]

Pardon me. [He slips past her and moves forward to take the drapes off their rods. Of course he can fix it, it goes without saying he can perform a task so simple as fixing mucked up drapery.]
demon_andbutler: (mister sunderland. your pillow.)

[In Person]

[personal profile] demon_andbutler 2010-07-01 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, Meirin, what is it?

[Sounds a bit distracted. Not even looking at her, too busy with taking down the curtains.]
demon_andbutler: (holy goddamn cockballs batman.)

[In Person]

[personal profile] demon_andbutler 2010-07-01 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
[He pauses and looks up at her. Congratulations, Meirin, you've got his attention now. After a moment, he folds the length of fabric over his arm and moves on to the second drapery.]

No. There is not.

[He pulls down the second drapery, back to her.]

The young master wishes for a perfect butler. And that is what I shall be, with every fibre of my being. Anything less would not befit the house of Phantomhive, don't you agree?
demon_andbutler: (AHAHAHA i hate you.)

[In Person]

[personal profile] demon_andbutler 2010-07-02 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
[At least she's not fighting him on that point. Someone with a stronger will might insist no one is perfect. But he IS perfect, from what Meirin can see, anyway. And he'd like to keep it that way.

He ignores Sebastien and smiles at Meirin.
] That will be all. I shall take it from here.