badfic_manor | Session 003 ^_^ Radical Edward ^

[The video shows Ed from behind, but her size, mess of red hair, seemingly too long legs (which are crossed with the knees poking out at either side) and deep tan skin give her away. Her lower half is wet, but this stops half way up her back. At first the surroundings might be unfamiliar, Ed is sitting on what looks like a dock, except no...it can't be as the shore line is in the distance. Ed is sitting on one of the floating platforms in the middle of the lake. She's holding something, a long pole with some string or twine tied messily to the top. The twine has been lowered into the water...Ed's fishing. Jachin is unseen at the moment then with a slight "bloop"-ing noise the dull head of a manatee pokes out of the water.]

Any luck, Ed?

[Ed shoots her Daemon a nasty look]

What?

Shhhh!!! Edward would have luck if Jachin wasn't taaaalking!!!

Oh. Uh. I'll be quiet.

Good!

[Silence for a few seconds then Ed uncurls, kicking, swinging her arms (and subsequently the pole) around and bending and unbending so it looks like her spine is undulating]

No fair! No fair! No fair! Fishies are nooooo faaaaiiiir!!

[She kicks the water and bites the makeshift fishing pole angrily. Then after a few seconds of this she lowers the twine back into the water, her legs cease flailing and she sits up straight. Then she begins to sing]

Fishies should come! Ed is fun! She loves to run! She loves to swim! She'll swim and win! Let Edward swim with the fishies! Ed will catch a fish! That is her wish! Fishy fishy fishy! Edward wants a fishy-fish! That is Ed's wishy-wish!! To have a fish to play with! Forthwith! Edward will name him Smiiiiiiiith!!

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How old is Edward?

[She and Jachin exchange a look, Ed's head cocked to the side]

Edward is more than 10 but less than fifteen!! How old is Heather?

So you don't... know for sure? Or are you just making me guess? And me? Oh... I'm seventeen. [That's the least complicated answer, anyway.]

Heather can guess if she wants to, but Edward doesn't know! Edward only knows that Edward is more than ten but less than fifteen.

[Ed listens and nods]

Heather isn't sure either, is she?

So like, your parents didn't tell you your birthday? [Well, if they were weird enough to name a girl Edward...]

[Did she sound unsure there? Crap.] Oh, no. I know. I'm seventeen. Definitely.

Maybe, Edward doesn't remember.

[She scratches her head with her foot]

Okay! Heather is seventeen!

Oh. Okay.

[Awkward beat.]

Your parents aren't here, are they?

Nope, nope, nope! Edward's parents aren't here! Edward doesn't know where Edward's parents are!

Well, that sucks. Uh. My dad's not here either.

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