9th-pirate-lord.livejournal.com[A very drunk but still standing pirate graces the screens with an up close of his mouth as he blows on the screen and wipes it off.]
Pardon.
[After a few seconds of wiping off the screen, he starts to speak and with a slur to his words.]
Apparently there is a bit of a slightly confusing misunderstanding of whatever it is out there that's the cause of such misfortunes. However, I am not without sympathy and I offer my condolences which is why I have cleared off my screen, my darlings...and lads. Fear not, my friends, as we remember the cuttlefish in their flipper-glorious wisdom.
[He picks up a bottle of rum, pulls off the cork with his teeth and spits it out.]
Drink up me harties yo-ho!
[and the screen goes black]