Badfic Manor

[Light looks up from his studies. He's practicing the word "林檎" (Apple) but the detail of the second kanji frustrates him. He looks out of the window.]

....Wow....It's snowing? ...I've never made a snow angel before.....

[The video shows him looking left and right almost guiltily before he leaps off his chair.]

Maybe just this once!

[He rushes to put on a coat and mittens and runs off outside.]

...Ow.

[The first thing Light realizes when he wakes up is that he spent the night on the floor. His back muscles feel tortured, which he grudgingly had to admit was funny because...well he was L now. Ordinarily, he would have been irritated, but God is feeling exceptionally gracious today. Victory has put Light in a spectacular mood. This mood quickly evaporates however as he moves his hands by his sides.]

What. the. hell. 

[Instead of the hardwood floor of his bedroom, his fingers contact slippery polystyrene. He bolts upright, hastily rubbing the sleep out of his eyes.]

Where am I?

[He quickly surveys the area and he concludes that he is in some tent contraption with nothing but his clothes, wallet, and judging from the rectangular object helpfully making its presence known by prodding his lower back, Rem's Death Note. This calms him down slightly as he gathers his thoughts together.]

Father? ...Mother? ....Sayu? ...Ryuuk?

[It's then that he realizes there is a blinking light staring at him from across the tent. He walks over and picks up the blackberry. He doesn't bother masking the venom in his voice as it dawns on him that everything he said has been broadcasted to unknown entities.]
Who the hell are you?