Banana 6 ][ Vegeta ][ In Person/Video

[saiyanascension.livejournal.com]

_{[ Vegeta is outside with the mangled body. He's holding his camera to record it's goriness. No this is not to disgust you all, but he does expect someone to see this and to come. No sarcastic remarks from him. This is fairly gruesome. ]}

Hm... Rather than stating the obvious that no human could have done this, I might say it'd be wise for all those not capable to stay inside.

_{[ He holds the camera up to view the enclosure area. ]}

If we're going to be here for a week, then it's perhaps we should try to take care of this problem while it's apparent.

_{[ He holds the camera to his face. ]}

This situation should be familiar to some of you. A movie, or whateverthefuck. You should know what to do then in this situation. Whatever it is you're going to do, do it.

[Video] Oh god it's cold and wet.

[mr-plot-bunny.livejournal.com]

[One of the first things you may notice about the video feed is that the entire feed seems to be rocking - in fact, there's some minor creaking and other background noise that points away from "solid ground on the island". More importantly, there's dim emergency lights in the background ...]

[And one wet and unhappy looking bunny.]

Ugh... where's a hairdryer when you need one...

Alright. Anybody who doesn't want to get eaten or drowned or stepped on or something...

There's a dock on the side of the island with a few boats and an emergency generator - it's not gonna hold forever, but if you can make it to the boats and shove off, they won't be able to get to you unless you let'em in.

[He pauses, bedraggled, and leans closer to the camera.] The boats are big enough that one person can't handle'em, so don't get any funny ideas about taking one for yourself and ditching out or anything - I know at least one of you jokers was thinking it.

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[rcklssanarchist.livejournal.com]

[Laughing quietly, as if incredibly amused at the predicament beholding the manor on his first day.]

Are the lights always off like this?

[No point in asking where he is or anything like that. Who cares? It's a place, there's people around, and he's got the technology to communicate.]

Match 4 // Not My First Dead Body [In Person/Video - backdated to this morning]

[catgirlsadist.livejournal.com]

[The feed blinks on to reveal a very close pair of big teal eyes, giving the camera a level stare. Her face is carefully blank, but if you pay attention you might notice the wild, adrenaline-pumping excitement sparking within Koto.]

Hi, guys.

[Koto waves, and any onlookers might glimpse a smear of something red and sticky coating her fingertips. She pauses, hesitant, and then shakes her head and sighs with a "fuck tact" expression.]

There's a dead guy just outside the living areas. [In a typically insensitive manner, she turns the blackberry so that it gets a few seconds of focus on the mangled, splattered and altogether dismembered corpse of a faceless employee.]

Figures - as soon as I decide to get some fresh air, I get some fresh blood instead. Not that I'm complaining...

...

...If this is a crappy American horror film like I think it is and if I may share my opinion... I think the cat's out of the bag, so to speak. With the cats being bloodthirsty dinosaurs and the bag being their nice, protective fences.

[She flashes a devilish grin.]

This... is going to be interesting.