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badfic_manor2011-03-07 08:29 pm
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Match 4 // Not My First Dead Body [In Person/Video - backdated to this morning]
[The feed blinks on to reveal a very close pair of big teal eyes, giving the camera a level stare. Her face is carefully blank, but if you pay attention you might notice the wild, adrenaline-pumping excitement sparking within Koto.]
Hi, guys.
[Koto waves, and any onlookers might glimpse a smear of something red and sticky coating her fingertips. She pauses, hesitant, and then shakes her head and sighs with a "fuck tact" expression.]
There's a dead guy just outside the living areas. [In a typically insensitive manner, she turns the blackberry so that it gets a few seconds of focus on the mangled, splattered and altogether dismembered corpse of a faceless employee.]
Figures - as soon as I decide to get some fresh air, I get some fresh blood instead. Not that I'm complaining...
...
...If this is a crappy American horror film like I think it is and if I may share my opinion... I think the cat's out of the bag, so to speak. With the cats being bloodthirsty dinosaurs and the bag being their nice, protective fences.
[She flashes a devilish grin.]
This... is going to be interesting.
Hi, guys.
[Koto waves, and any onlookers might glimpse a smear of something red and sticky coating her fingertips. She pauses, hesitant, and then shakes her head and sighs with a "fuck tact" expression.]
There's a dead guy just outside the living areas. [In a typically insensitive manner, she turns the blackberry so that it gets a few seconds of focus on the mangled, splattered and altogether dismembered corpse of a faceless employee.]
Figures - as soon as I decide to get some fresh air, I get some fresh blood instead. Not that I'm complaining...
...
...If this is a crappy American horror film like I think it is and if I may share my opinion... I think the cat's out of the bag, so to speak. With the cats being bloodthirsty dinosaurs and the bag being their nice, protective fences.
[She flashes a devilish grin.]
This... is going to be interesting.
[Video]
Though given the Author's deep understanding of drama, I should have seen this coming.
I don't suppose you have any ideas about what to do?
[Emma does already, but she wants to see what Koto's thought of.]
[Video]
The Plot Rabbit or whoever he is said something about evacuation boats... and the lights have been flickering lately. [As if proving her point, the lights in the area flicker and she laughs at the irony.] I think it's pretty obvious.
[Still, she's a little torn. After all, she'd meant it when she said that this was going to be interesting.]
[Video]
[Video]
But from what I've deduced... there are probably hungry dinosaurs running loose, right?
[Sigh.]
Just like a crappy horror movie.
Re: [Video]
Stay with me. It's probably better to stay in groups for this. And I have a few tricks ready in case a dinosaur wanders our way.
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[A smirk but even he's scared.]
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Are you gonna head for the boats?
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I make life interesting, don't I?
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[He's already thinking of causing some trouble.]
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[There's a smirk on his face and he really didn't seem to care if these were living fossils or not.]
I would call a taxidermist but I don't think there's one around to handle something that large. I wonder what Bronto steaks would taste like. I feel like we should be talking to the Flintstones somewhere along the line.
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Leave it to you to want to chow down on a dino.
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[You bet he's smirking.]
I'm an apex.
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