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[Accidental Audio/In Person] *-My childhood, diluted-*
[Over the feed, there's the sound of a door being shut as carefully as a currently slightly panicky eight year old can; he's trying to be quiet, really he is!]
[It's still audible, especially with a very small whine when the manor creaks and a noticeable jump.]
[He's practically whispering to himself in a continuation of the whine; he's ... pretty upset.]
Tousan's gonna kill mee ...
Not even my fault this time...
[For those in the hallway where his room is? There's currently a little amber-eyed blonde eight year old flattened against the wall, slinking down the hall and being ... incredibly jumpy and obviously a little terrified. He's actually dressed slightly normally for his age, if a bit bundled up in a slightly too-big jacket.]
[OOC: He's been reverted to eight years old, and ... well, it's just before he got sent to London. I'm also so not going to go hunting icons for him as a bitty. ._.; ]
[It's still audible, especially with a very small whine when the manor creaks and a noticeable jump.]
[He's practically whispering to himself in a continuation of the whine; he's ... pretty upset.]
Tousan's gonna kill mee ...
Not even my fault this time...
[For those in the hallway where his room is? There's currently a little amber-eyed blonde eight year old flattened against the wall, slinking down the hall and being ... incredibly jumpy and obviously a little terrified. He's actually dressed slightly normally for his age, if a bit bundled up in a slightly too-big jacket.]
[OOC: He's been reverted to eight years old, and ... well, it's just before he got sent to London. I'm also so not going to go hunting icons for him as a bitty. ._.; ]
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[Granted, the kid's surprisingly fast - it's a bit of a "lookit those little legs go!" - but he's also uh, well.]
[Ducking into the storage room to find a hiding place!]
[This may not work so well.]
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[Siiigh. He's going to just flop down in front of the door and wait. At least this way he's between the kid and harm's way? He's sort of scared Saguru will run into someone strange
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[The window's too high up to jump out and he hasn't learned how to climb yet, orz.]
[So he's going to test the door and pull it open...]
[Or well, try the door handle and have the door unceremoniously pushed open by the weight of the sleeping attorney on the other side.]
[There is a great deal of D: D: D:]
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[...and then his mind catches up. Oh god, pointing and everything. How embarrassing.]
Uh--heh--heh-- um... hi?
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[There is a stifled "EEEEK!" and he's gone scrambling under a table and wedged himself in between boxes; he's visible, but will be a pain in the ASS to reach.]
[He does not look convinced by your greeting.]
[In fact, he looks kinda terrified still.]
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[If this is a trick, you're doing ... well, kind of mediocre.]
[He looks suspicious for a second, and then he's wide-eyed innocent and terrified.] I- I don't know...[small sniffle.] I w-was at home and then I was h-here...
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[Have a still slightly terrified but prickly-grumpy small terrier who knows you can't reach him right now.]
So you were "kidnapped" too? [He ...is more sarcastic than anyone that age has a right to understand. No, he doesn't believe you.]
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[Nope, not buying it yet.]
Where is this? [No, he doesn't expect to believe the answer.]
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[Seriously? That's the best you can come up with?]
So who kidnapped us?
[Yes Apollo. You are being slightly interrogated by a disbelieving eight year old.]
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This is another "you won't believe me", but... the person who told me about this place says it's someone called "the Author".
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[Related to Onibaba or the Tooth Fairy at all? He's eight, not stupid.]
[Either that, or somebody's got a really stupid alias/code-name. *this coming frm the kid who will one day be terrified of people named after booze.*]
Then why're we here?
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.....I'm so sorry.
[Okay, he's good at picking up details, but you're a little hard to figure right now - if you're implying you're part of the court? Not that it'd make you less suspicious, somebody in the court can still be up to no good - ]
[When all else fails, sarcasm/snark.] Why, are you a criminal? [Which may be partly a baiting attempt, and partly an accusation.]
Re: .....I'm so sorry.
No, I'm a defense attorney. It's probably not the same where you're from, but see the little badge on my shirt? [He always wears it. Shut up.] It means I'm a defense attorney, back home.
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[You're not going to like where his mind is going.]
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Unless someone decides to stick-rattle the legal system back home AGAIN.]no subject
Huh?
YOU PULLED THE STRING.
...and now he thinks you may be delusional.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
..... okay yeah
Pffhahahahah oh god.
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IRONY KILLS DON'T IT.
YES IT DOES.
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