001 ♣ Crona ♣ [Voice]

[weaponizedblood.livejournal.com]

[Thump]

Oh no, oh no...where am I now? I don't think I can deal with being lost like this! I'm not even in the desert anymore!

[There is a ripping sound and then a second voice, higher pitched and mocking joins in]

Only an idiot like you could get lost running away! Where did you strand us, you moron!

[There is the soft smack of fist on skin, and there it is again, and again and again until the first voice comes back]

Hey! Quit it! I don't know where we are...

[Then it slows down, as the speaker begins to process what's going on]

I must have passed out or something but then...

Did you kill us!?! Is this where dead people go!?! If you killed us I'm going to kill you!

Ow!

[Now the first voice sounds slightly muffled and tight, as if the speaker if forcing it through lips pressed together]

If we're dead you can't kill me.

Wise guy, huh?

No, Ragnarok, stop it! We're not dead! I...just...

[A long pause]

You just what? Finish your sentence, stupid!

[A sound like a coconut hitting the ground]

Ow! Sorry, I just look.

[A pause]

Is that a camera? Or a phone? It's on! Look! The red light's blinking!

M-maybe we're being spied on. I don't think I can deal with being spied on.

Comments

[weaponizedblood.livejournal.com]

S-sorry I didn't mean to scare you!

[Crona looks like a forest animal, more afraid of her than she is of him. Ragnarok on teh other hand seems bored already]

Nope, just another uggo. She's almost as bad as that Maka girl.

SHUT UP!

[This time it's Crona who yells at the Black Blood monster hanging on his shoulder. Then his eyes shoot back to Aoko]

N-not you! I'm sorry! Shouldn't have shouted!

[abluechild.livejournal.com]

Hey shut up!

[thanks for messing with her already low self esteem :|..and then to Crona]

Oh! It's okay. ...I've been called much worse.

[weaponizedblood.livejournal.com]

Oooh, Crona, trying to be a tough guy?

[He grabs Crona's face, squeezing his lips together.]

Hey, tough guys don't apologize only sissies like you

[Ragnarok turns his twisted gaze to Aoko]

Quit interrupting, girly.

Get off, Ragnarok!

[Crona manages to bat Ragnarok's hand away]

I really am sorry.

....that was totally the wrong icon.

[abluechild.livejournal.com]

It looks like your friend needs to learn some manners.

[weaponizedblood.livejournal.com]

H-he's not my friend.

Yeah! I'd never be friends with THIS loser!

[abluechild.livejournal.com]

So? Doesn't mean he doesn't need to learn some manners.

[weaponizedblood.livejournal.com]

I don't need manners! Manners are for losers like you and this dummy

[He smacks Crona]

C-can you tell me where we are?

[He rubs the back of his head where Ragnarok struck him]

[abluechild.livejournal.com]

Hey! You can't just take that! Hit him back!

[weaponizedblood.livejournal.com]

Uh...no, it's fine! Don't worry!

[abluechild.livejournal.com]

It is not fine. He didn't need to hit you!

[weaponizedblood.livejournal.com]

Yeah, maybe not but I want too.

[Ragnarok shrugs]

[abluechild.livejournal.com]

Then obviously you need to be hit.

[weaponizedblood.livejournal.com]

Think you can hit me, ugly?

Stop it Ragnarok, please! She's trying to help us!

Says you!