001 ♣ Crona ♣ [Voice]

[weaponizedblood.livejournal.com]

[Thump]

Oh no, oh no...where am I now? I don't think I can deal with being lost like this! I'm not even in the desert anymore!

[There is a ripping sound and then a second voice, higher pitched and mocking joins in]

Only an idiot like you could get lost running away! Where did you strand us, you moron!

[There is the soft smack of fist on skin, and there it is again, and again and again until the first voice comes back]

Hey! Quit it! I don't know where we are...

[Then it slows down, as the speaker begins to process what's going on]

I must have passed out or something but then...

Did you kill us!?! Is this where dead people go!?! If you killed us I'm going to kill you!

Ow!

[Now the first voice sounds slightly muffled and tight, as if the speaker if forcing it through lips pressed together]

If we're dead you can't kill me.

Wise guy, huh?

No, Ragnarok, stop it! We're not dead! I...just...

[A long pause]

You just what? Finish your sentence, stupid!

[A sound like a coconut hitting the ground]

Ow! Sorry, I just look.

[A pause]

Is that a camera? Or a phone? It's on! Look! The red light's blinking!

M-maybe we're being spied on. I don't think I can deal with being spied on.

Comments

[Voice]

[inabaidolrise.livejournal.com]

It's a communication device it helps you contact people that are here. You're not being spied on either... I don't know why you would think that.

[Voice]

[weaponizedblood.livejournal.com]

C-communication device? Like a cell phone or a mirror?

Yeah stupid, what else would it be?

B-but you thought it was a spy t--

[The dull thick thud of fist on something hard, like a skull]

Shut up!

Oww...

[Suddenly the video function is activated. Facing the camera is something thick and black faces the camera. There is something strange about its skin, it's almost shiny but that's not quite the right word. Its slick and its face is nearly featureless besides two bulging white eyes with crosses for pupils. Behind it, connected to it by a long sinewy body is a teen of an indeterminate gender bent over double clutching his head in pain]

Hey, dummy, check it out. I think I got it to work!

[Voice] --> [Video]

[inabaidolrise.livejournal.com]

You changed it to a video feed. This device comes with Video, audio or even Text. I'll be happy to answer questions if you like?

[Video]

[weaponizedblood.livejournal.com]

[Ragnarok's eyes bulge even more]

Whoooa! She's hot!

[Crona snatches the device from his Weapon and holds it to himself]

Aah! Sorry! H-he's not really--um...see...uh...don't be mad! I don't think I could deal with you being mad!

[Video]

[inabaidolrise.livejournal.com]

Don't worry I'm not mad.

[abluechild.livejournal.com]

...Um... Hello?

[weaponizedblood.livejournal.com]

Ah! Someone's talking...

It's coming from the spy thing. Sounds like a girl. Wonder if she's cute.

[Crona picks up the device, accidentally thumbing the camera button]

Oh! What did I do?!

[Now he can see Aoko, he nearly drops the blackberry in surprise]

Ah!

It's a camera, stupid

[The owner of the second voice becomes clear, a strange black creature bursting out of Crona's back, he looks like this (http://www.nautiljon.com/images/perso/5/7/0/ragnarok_4075.png). It's pretty terrifying to behold, especially considering the monster is clearly bursting out of Crona's back.]

[abluechild.livejournal.com]

[Aoko squeaks and then reminds herself this is a video feed]

H-Hello!

[weaponizedblood.livejournal.com]

S-sorry I didn't mean to scare you!

[Crona looks like a forest animal, more afraid of her than she is of him. Ragnarok on teh other hand seems bored already]

Nope, just another uggo. She's almost as bad as that Maka girl.

SHUT UP!

[This time it's Crona who yells at the Black Blood monster hanging on his shoulder. Then his eyes shoot back to Aoko]

N-not you! I'm sorry! Shouldn't have shouted!

[abluechild.livejournal.com]

Hey shut up!

[thanks for messing with her already low self esteem :|..and then to Crona]

Oh! It's okay. ...I've been called much worse.

Voice

[strongwield.livejournal.com]

[She recognizes that voice...no, those voices.]

Crona!

Voice

[weaponizedblood.livejournal.com]

[It's hard to tell how exactly he feels about hearing her voice. He sounds both anxious and happy.]

MAKA!?

[It almost sounds like he's choking on the name]

Voice

[strongwield.livejournal.com]

[There's a relief that someone that she knows is here too. But she's concerned about Crona...for a number of reasons.]

Where are you? Are you lost in this big city?!

Voice

[weaponizedblood.livejournal.com]

Big City?

[There's the sound of curtains being pulled back.]

Wow, look at that! So where are we, huh?

[Crona stutters wordlessly]

Voice

[strongwield.livejournal.com]

It looks like we're somewhere in New York. I'm still not sure how we got here though.

[She's quiet for a minute. When she speaks again, her voice has softened.]

Crona, what happened? Why did you leave? Why did you...

[She can't finish.]

[voice]

[one-eyed-zero.livejournal.com]

[laughing so hard at you two]

[voice]

[weaponizedblood.livejournal.com]

L-laughter?

Hey! Yeah! Who's the wiseguy giggling?!

I-I don't think I can deal with a kidnapper laughing at me!

Then make 'em stop, Crona. Come on, kill 'em for old times sa--

Shut up! No! Just stop laughing!

[Then Crona's voice is close to the microphone]

Who are you?! Why are you laughing?

[voice]

[one-eyed-zero.livejournal.com]

What's with the two people? I didn't kidnap you, but you're still funny sounding.

[voice]

[weaponizedblood.livejournal.com]

Two people? There aren't two people. There's just me.

[voice]

[one-eyed-zero.livejournal.com]

So you talk to yourself?

[Video] (because I haven't posted with him enough this week)

[jadedserpent.livejournal.com]

[Snape looks both curious and somewhat repulsed.]

What are you?

[Video]

[weaponizedblood.livejournal.com]

[Crona blinks in surprise as the feed comes to life]

Ah!

[Ragnarok seems less than impressed. He leans further over Crona's shoulder]

What's that supposed to mean?

Re: [Video]

[jadedserpent.livejournal.com]

[Whatever that thing is, it's fascinating. Snape's mind jumps to it being a boggart, but that's not right.]

I think it's a simple question. What are you?

[Video]

[weaponizedblood.livejournal.com]

I-I-I-I-- I don't know what you mean! I'm just a person!

Re: [Video]

[jadedserpent.livejournal.com]

Right. Then what's the thing coming out of your back?