badfic_manor | 001 ♣ Crona ♣ [Voice]

[Thump]

Oh no, oh no...where am I now? I don't think I can deal with being lost like this! I'm not even in the desert anymore!

[There is a ripping sound and then a second voice, higher pitched and mocking joins in]

Only an idiot like you could get lost running away! Where did you strand us, you moron!

[There is the soft smack of fist on skin, and there it is again, and again and again until the first voice comes back]

Hey! Quit it! I don't know where we are...

[Then it slows down, as the speaker begins to process what's going on]

I must have passed out or something but then...

Did you kill us!?! Is this where dead people go!?! If you killed us I'm going to kill you!

Ow!

[Now the first voice sounds slightly muffled and tight, as if the speaker if forcing it through lips pressed together]

If we're dead you can't kill me.

Wise guy, huh?

No, Ragnarok, stop it! We're not dead! I...just...

[A long pause]

You just what? Finish your sentence, stupid!

[A sound like a coconut hitting the ground]

Ow! Sorry, I just look.

[A pause]

Is that a camera? Or a phone? It's on! Look! The red light's blinking!

M-maybe we're being spied on. I don't think I can deal with being spied on.

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[Looks away and mutters]

My blood.

[Ragnarok butts in now]

His Weapon and his blood. You got a problem with that, big nose?

[Shocked Snape is shocked. And offended.]

I might. I've never seen anything like that before. What lets you do that?

[Get used to it B|]

My blood is black.

[That's all he's got.]

...how very unhelpful.

[Crona looks helpless]

But it is.

[He looks at Ragnarok, then back to Crona.] That's your blood.

[Crona nods. Ragnarok answers]

Hey don't call me a "that!"

So what should I call you? You're blood, so you're a 'that'.

I'm a "he" asshole! More of one then you'll ever be!

[He starts struggling against Crona's back, trying to swell himself up as large as possible]

[Great. It's not even human and it's insulting him.]

I suggest you keep that thing under control, boy. Someone might get really mad at it one day and hurt it.

[Crona swallows. Ragnarok starts punching the back of Crona's head. Crona extends his right hand, palm open and out. There is a flash of light and Ragnarok is a sword in Crona's hand. The sword speaks through large red lips]

I'd like to see them try. Crona-

[Crona swallows then mutters]

Scream resonance.

[Ragnarok's mouth opens wide and the sound that follows is far more ear piercing and terrifying then nails scratching down a blackboard. It's a primal, powerful, ear blasting sound that can be heard from blocks around and, even projected through the tiny Blackberry speakers, is still utterly devastating]

And that's just the start!

[Crona doesn't want to start a fight, so he says nothing at all but looks like a puppy stuck out in the rain, holding himself with his free hand]

[Snape claps his hands over his ears and screws his eyes shut at the sound.

Surely, there are ways to beat this thing, should it come to that. But he doesn't want to think about that now. Not now. He can't, with all the screaming in his ear.]

Keep that thing under control. [He says this to Crona.]

Please, please don't say that

[Ragnarok's lips swell up]

Wanna fight big nose? We'll kill you and eat your soul!

[Something tells Snape it would be a bad idea to taunt this thing further.]

I have nothing else to say to you.

[He cuts the feed.

But he'll be back, I'm sure of it...]

001 ♣ Crona ♣ [Voice]

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[Video] Oh Snape...why you always gotta go making enemies?

[Video] Good question

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