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001 ♣ Crona ♣ [Voice]
[Thump]
Oh no, oh no...where am I now? I don't think I can deal with being lost like this! I'm not even in the desert anymore!
[There is a ripping sound and then a second voice, higher pitched and mocking joins in]
Only an idiot like you could get lost running away! Where did you strand us, you moron!
[There is the soft smack of fist on skin, and there it is again, and again and again until the first voice comes back]
Hey! Quit it! I don't know where we are...
[Then it slows down, as the speaker begins to process what's going on]
I must have passed out or something but then...
Did you kill us!?! Is this where dead people go!?! If you killed us I'm going to kill you!
Ow!
[Now the first voice sounds slightly muffled and tight, as if the speaker if forcing it through lips pressed together]
If we're dead you can't kill me.
Wise guy, huh?
No, Ragnarok, stop it! We're not dead! I...just...
[A long pause]
You just what? Finish your sentence, stupid!
[A sound like a coconut hitting the ground]
Ow! Sorry, I just look.
[A pause]
Is that a camera? Or a phone? It's on! Look! The red light's blinking!
M-maybe we're being spied on. I don't think I can deal with being spied on.
Oh no, oh no...where am I now? I don't think I can deal with being lost like this! I'm not even in the desert anymore!
[There is a ripping sound and then a second voice, higher pitched and mocking joins in]
Only an idiot like you could get lost running away! Where did you strand us, you moron!
[There is the soft smack of fist on skin, and there it is again, and again and again until the first voice comes back]
Hey! Quit it! I don't know where we are...
[Then it slows down, as the speaker begins to process what's going on]
I must have passed out or something but then...
Did you kill us!?! Is this where dead people go!?! If you killed us I'm going to kill you!
Ow!
[Now the first voice sounds slightly muffled and tight, as if the speaker if forcing it through lips pressed together]
If we're dead you can't kill me.
Wise guy, huh?
No, Ragnarok, stop it! We're not dead! I...just...
[A long pause]
You just what? Finish your sentence, stupid!
[A sound like a coconut hitting the ground]
Ow! Sorry, I just look.
[A pause]
Is that a camera? Or a phone? It's on! Look! The red light's blinking!
M-maybe we're being spied on. I don't think I can deal with being spied on.
[Video]
[Video]
[Crona doesn't look like he wants to talk about it]
[Video]
[Video]
What do you mean?
[Video]
[Video]
[While Crona says this with some pity and confusion Ragnarok seems to think this is a great idea]
It'd be awesome if we were like that!
[Video]
Thanks! I was born this way, so it's not like I ca just tell you how to do it. Sensei worked really hard to make us.
[Video]
So did Lady Medusa.
[Video]
[Video]
[This is a very weird feeling, he's never met another experiment/fighting machine type thing before]
Heh, yeah! I think we're gonna get along really well, kid!
[Video]
Hey, you want some help? I can come find you.
[Video]
Yeah! Sure! Better than wandering around and getting lost!
[Video]