http://beautiful-brute.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] beautiful-brute.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] badfic_manor2011-01-09 04:34 pm

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Just what the hell is this?!

[Zarbon is wearing a lovely collar that strips him of his powers. And he is not happy.]

When I find the ones responsible for this outrage-...!

[He slams a fist against the wall and glares. He doesn't even finish the thought, just seethes.]

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[identity profile] 9th-pirate-lord.livejournal.com 2011-01-09 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[Jack entered the kitchen not too long after Zarbon got there and swaggered in as if he knew what he was doing. He inspected the collar and grabbed the first thing to try to break the lock. A butter knife.]

Do you have any idea who could have given you this....

[And as soon as he slipped the knife in the seams, his hand received a shock.]

OUCH!! By Benjamin's britches....what a terrible beastie of a collar!

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[identity profile] 9th-pirate-lord.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
I'm trying.

[Another shock and Jack's forced to drop the knife and sucks on his now singed knuckles.]

It bit me! It...doesn't want to come off.

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[identity profile] 9th-pirate-lord.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Jack backs away and flails, getting clipped by that kick was enough to make him keep his distance.]

It's not my fault!

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[identity profile] 9th-pirate-lord.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
Well, there could be many things that it isn't. Um....what about the woman that can make lighting?

[Oh god, that's a disaster and a half waiting to happen.]

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[identity profile] 9th-pirate-lord.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
Tris...I believe her name is. I saw her making some storm a while back and lighting...which is rather hair raising.

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[identity profile] 9th-pirate-lord.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh....

[He looks slightly defeated but it couldn't be said that Jack didn't try. He gives a sheepish shrug.]

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[identity profile] 9th-pirate-lord.livejournal.com 2011-01-11 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
[Remembering a few times when he saw Benjamin Franklin shock himself mildly when conducting his experiments, he got an idea.]

Perhaps we should wet it down. Spark it up and perhaps it'll fall away.

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[identity profile] 9th-pirate-lord.livejournal.com 2011-01-11 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
[Jack steps away, not turning his back to Zarbon and making sure that he's not put in any vulnerable position, he nods and moves toward the door, walking backward.]

Well, best of luck to you in your endeavor to remove that impending accessory.

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[identity profile] 9th-pirate-lord.livejournal.com 2011-01-11 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
[Stopping just at the door, he tilts his head in confusion and grins.]

Ah, and ideas are a plenty though most wouldn't be none to pleasant on your part. Such as removing your head would surely remove the accessory though I would imagine you like your head where it is, eh?

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[identity profile] 9th-pirate-lord.livejournal.com 2011-01-11 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[Jack ducks out quickly just in case Zarbon decides to throw a frying pan at him for loitering too long.]