▓ Martini 11 ▓ // (forward dated after B's capture) There are worse things, perverse things // [vid]

[suck-it-up-guy.livejournal.com]

[Cabin fever was a dangerous thing. Especially when it came to a certain Canadian. Since the announcement of B's arrest and capture, Wallace decided that hey, it was time to celebrate. All this doom and gloom needed shifting, and nothing broke the ice like a little bit of filthy humour. So he'd buried himself in the kitchen, (avoiding the dishwasher at all costs -- nngh corpses), and started baking. There was a batch of cookies already in the oven, but there was something.. a little off about the shaping and decorations of the already completed batch. The pilot for what he was about to do. Appearing on the network he grinned, not that outright annoying kind no one wants to see at a time like this, but it was assuring.]

Hey. We need some downtime and I've got just the idea. [Picking up a cookie, it's shape is ambiguous before it comes into focus. It's a boob biscuit, complete with icing and chocolate chip nipples. Because hey, to the general public boobs are more acceptable than peens, lord knows why.] I've got jugs, junk or butts, whatever floats your boat guys. Ya wann'em, they're in the kitchen with me. 

Oh! and I've got a batch cooking now if you wanna decorate your own.

[He turns off the feed, content his job was done and turns to the iPod dock he'd dragged in from his room. Inappropriate music ahoy.]m

Comments

[suck-it-up-guy.livejournal.com]

Aaah, the woes of materialism. Can't blame you. I swear, next field trip we're going on I'm buying out an entire gaming store. I'm frigging sick of playing the same games over and over again.

[He blinks. Boyfriend? The closest he'd had here was Kio.. but he'd disappeared days ago..]

Oh? Nah, I'm single. Enjoying the thrills of a new face each day.

[sands-in-mexico.livejournal.com]

Ah, I see. Definitely a useful adventure at best.

My ward departed a good few weeks back. At least she's not suffering this hell. I actually fell in love with the girl. Now if that isn't fucked up, I don't know what is.

[suck-it-up-guy.livejournal.com]

Love's got a habit of doing that to you. But hey, admitting you're love's bitch it the first stage of coping.

[He didn't have anything serious going with Kio, just friends with benefits. It was kinda lonely without him though, spending time with him was habit, now all he had to stop him going insane was gaming.]

[sands-in-mexico.livejournal.com]

It seems to love throwing monkey wrenches in my gears. I admitted it once. I have no intentions of doing that...again.

[And he meant it.]

[suck-it-up-guy.livejournal.com]

Love isn't all sunshines and frigging daisies. To shy away from it's just cowardice. Sure, it's not everything, but hey, why be against opportunity?

[sands-in-mexico.livejournal.com]

No shit, pal. Opportunity has a funny way of revealing itself. Fuck these narrow minded idiots. They wouldn't know a good thing if it bit them in the ass.