http://ec-10offender.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] ec-10offender.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] badfic_manor2011-02-07 06:23 pm

Dosage 1 John Preston [Video]

[Have an emotionless, unfeeling supercop. He is sitting on his bed totally calm.]

Where am I? I have children to take care of and a job to do. I don't want to be questioned for very long as my son is due home from school any time now. What is the nature of your business and why are we not at headquarters? Are you Father?

[voice]

[identity profile] picklesgonewild.livejournal.com 2011-02-08 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
Well it's just march of the humans today isn't it?

[Is sarcasm an emotion? Because you're getting it in large doses.]

Re: [voice]

[identity profile] picklesgonewild.livejournal.com 2011-02-08 03:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[he scoffs]

Tch, and I should care because?

Re: [voice]

[identity profile] picklesgonewild.livejournal.com 2011-02-08 06:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[He laughs]

Oh is that a challenge? Alright little brat, where are you? this could be fun.

Re: [voice]->[in person]

[identity profile] picklesgonewild.livejournal.com 2011-02-08 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I didn't stutter did I?

[He's on the prowl wandering into the middle of the halls and shouts at the top of his lungs]

HEY BRAT! YOU WANTED TO FACE ME! HERE I AM! COME AND GET ME!

[And some maniacal laughter]

[in person]

[identity profile] picklesgonewild.livejournal.com 2011-02-08 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[Piccolo rubs the back of his head like he had and itch. He does turn around to the source of the noise though, unaware he had been shot at]

There you are. I've been looking for you. I'm in a good mood today, so I'll give you the first shot.

[He crosses his arms and walks up to John, looking down on him from his intimidating 7 and half foot height.]

Re: [in person]

[identity profile] picklesgonewild.livejournal.com 2011-02-09 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
[He laughs]

Well aren't you an odd duck? [so says the giant green man] I'm pretty sure it's fear, human. Inciting it is... a specialty of mine.

[He moves his head to either side, cracking it]

So what happened to all the fight you had in you? Can't back up all that tough talk??

Only after john attacks. Piccolo did promise him the first hit~

[identity profile] picklesgonewild.livejournal.com 2011-02-09 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
If you really think that flimsy little piece of scrap metal is going to do you a damn bit of good you're sorely mistaken.

[He laughs]

Oh I'm 'interesting' now, am I? What makes you say that? The skin? The ears?

and THEN! The mighty pimp slap.

[identity profile] picklesgonewild.livejournal.com 2011-02-10 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
MY attitude? Oh it's not all that rare, human. [Where I come from it's called being an ass]


[The sword manages to cut the fabric of his gi, but stops at his skin]

Oh would you look at that. You lose. My turn.

[Piccolo raises his hand up and simply pimp slaps swats John into the adjacent wall.]

And you face helped. Thank you John.

[identity profile] picklesgonewild.livejournal.com 2011-02-10 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
Tch. Is that all? For all your yapping I thought you would put up more of a fight. Typical human.

[Piccolo walks over and nudges John with his foot]

You alive down there?

[Somehow I don't think he's going to take kindly to the word 'fun' after this...]

Don't worry he's in his reformed bad guy stage, He's just an ass.

[identity profile] picklesgonewild.livejournal.com 2011-02-10 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
[Piccolo chuckles, unmoved by punch at all]

Oh? You've still got some fight in you? Shame it won't do you any good.

/patpatpat DON'T WORRY! Piccolo's already killed one person here... he's done for a while...

[identity profile] picklesgonewild.livejournal.com 2011-02-11 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Piccolo. And that little toy of yours isn't going to work. Go on. Shoot it.

[And with that he leans forward and bites on the gun, not to destroy it, but so that the bullet will go right in his mouth.]

He made the best faces back in Dragon Ball...

[identity profile] picklesgonewild.livejournal.com 2011-02-11 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[Piccolo watches him run away and just laughs. Oh it had been so long since he got to terrify someone like that. It was so refreshing.]