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Dosage 1 John Preston [Video]
[Have an emotionless, unfeeling supercop. He is sitting on his bed totally calm.]
Where am I? I have children to take care of and a job to do. I don't want to be questioned for very long as my son is due home from school any time now. What is the nature of your business and why are we not at headquarters? Are you Father?
Where am I? I have children to take care of and a job to do. I don't want to be questioned for very long as my son is due home from school any time now. What is the nature of your business and why are we not at headquarters? Are you Father?
[voice]
[Is sarcasm an emotion? Because you're getting it in large doses.]
Re: [voice]
Re: [voice]
Tch, and I should care because?
Re: [voice]
Re: [voice]
Oh is that a challenge? Alright little brat, where are you? this could be fun.
Re: [voice]
Re: [voice]->[in person]
[He's on the prowl wandering into the middle of the halls and shouts at the top of his lungs]
HEY BRAT! YOU WANTED TO FACE ME! HERE I AM! COME AND GET ME!
[And some maniacal laughter]
Re: [voice]->[in person]
[in person]
There you are. I've been looking for you. I'm in a good mood today, so I'll give you the first shot.
[He crosses his arms and walks up to John, looking down on him from his intimidating 7 and half foot height.]
Re: [in person]
Is this what anger is?
Re: [in person]
Well aren't you an odd duck? [
so says the giant green man] I'm pretty sure it's fear, human. Inciting it is... a specialty of mine.[He moves his head to either side, cracking it]
So what happened to all the fight you had in you? Can't back up all that tough talk??
Feel free for a sucka punch
I was referring to you. Normally I put down my opposition quickly. you seem to be interesting enough to speak to.
[He becomes distracted, his mind wandering to his partner...and their last encounter.]
Only after john attacks. Piccolo did promise him the first hit~
[He laughs]
Oh I'm 'interesting' now, am I? What makes you say that? The skin? The ears?
Re: Only after john attacks. Piccolo did promise him the first hit~
[John thinks over the situation carefully. It's clear that bullets have no noticeable effects...it's possible that his sword would do even less damage. Hell, perhaps he would like to have some of this...fun.]
[John swings his sword, quickly and hard at the green giant's torso.]
and THEN! The mighty pimp slap.
Where I come from it's called being an ass][The sword manages to cut the fabric of his gi, but stops at his skin]
Oh would you look at that. You lose. My turn.
[Piccolo raises his hand up and simply
pimp slapsswats John into the adjacent wall.]Well Pickles does have to keep his pimp hand strong.
And you face helped. Thank you John.
[Piccolo walks over and nudges John with his foot]
You alive down there?
[Somehow I don't think he's going to take kindly to the word 'fun' after this...]
Glad to be of service, just please don't kill him yet.
Don't worry he's in his reformed bad guy stage, He's just an ass.
Oh? You've still got some fight in you? Shame it won't do you any good.
That's good I already went through one muse death and it was just so sad
Who...are....you?
/patpatpat DON'T WORRY! Piccolo's already killed one person here... he's done for a while...
[And with that he leans forward and bites on the gun, not to destroy it, but so that the bullet will go right in his mouth.]
fuck that icon! XD
He made the best faces back in Dragon Ball...