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Banana 4 ][ Vegeta ][ In Person

_{[ Vegeta's in the kitchen today. And he's a hungry pup. The cabinets are so high...! But no matter to Vegeta. In fact, he will make this into a game. His target is the peanut butter jar. Vegeta loves himself some peanut butter. But it's high up in a cabinet, a cabinet he can't reach at this height. Hell, he probably wouldn't have been able to reach it at normal height. ]}

Hmph.

_{[ Vegeta decides that rather than flying up and getting it, he'll climb. He opens the cabinets down below and climbs up on top of the doors, grunting and using his fluffy little tail for balance. His tail wiggles as he balances himself and climbs up onto the counter and reaching up for the cabinet doors. He pulls them open to reveal his prize: PEANUT BUTTER! ]}

Hah.

_{[ He smirks and grabs onto the foundation of the cabinet and pulls himself up, tail wagging with effort as he did. He pulls himself up into the cabinet and kicks the jar of peanut butter down onto the cabinet. It busts and cracks its plastic on impact and he snickers. ]}

Oops.

_{[ He drops back down and picks up the jar before jumping down from the counter and looking around for silver ware. Finding a blunt butter knife, he starts scooping out the peanut butter and licking it up. ]}

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[AND WHO ELSE WOULD COME WADDLING IN BUT PICCOLO. BECAUSE HIS HATE SENSES WERE TINGLING AND HE WAS BORED]

Well it looks like you're more of an animal then I thought. Do you drink out of toilet too?

Edited 2011-02-24 00:50 (UTC)

_{[ Vegeta had climbed up a chair at a table, licking up his peanut butter. He passes Piccolo a narrow glance. ]}

Why don't I take you into the bathroom and show you.

_{[ ur just jeluz he haz penut buttar n u dont >8| ]}

As entertaining as that sounds like it would be, I plan on drinking and while your face upsets me enough, seeing it stuck in a toilet might make me lose my lunch.

[and Piccolo uses his super awesome brain powers to make a glass float down from the cabinet, and over to the sink where it fills itself up with water, then lands nicely in his hands.

Fuck yer penut butter Vegeta.]

Who said it was my head that was going in the toilet?

_{[ Still licking up his peanut butter. You wish you were him, Piccolo. ]}

[~~Because mine's too fat to FIT in the toilet~~]

[He sips contently at his water]

Because your scrawny monkey arms wouldn't be able to get me HALFWAY to the bathroom.

[PSH you can have you peanut butter get stuck to the roof of your mouth... Piccolo's got his totally rockin... erm... tap water...

...Fuck you Vegeta.]

No worries, I'll just blast you around until you end up in one.

_{[ He laughs. Gaww his laugh is so cute, all high-pitched and squealy. ]}

_{[ Even though Vegeta's technically a good guy now, he'll never pass up any opportunity to bully Big Green. Buwahahaha ]}

I'd like to see you try. You sound like a chipmunk.

[Like he has any room to talks with his high pitched squeaky gremlin voice...]

[The feeling is mutual Veggers. Piccolo isn't going down without giving Vegeta as much hell as possible.]

You sound like a squashed cricket.

_{[ He sticks his peanut buttery tongue out at Piccolo. ]}

[He grimaces, your tongue is gross Vegeta. Put that thing away]

You're a child and your forehead still looks like it could be used to reflect sunlight.

_{[ You enjoy Vegeta's seefood, Pickles. ]}

And you're just a lost pea. At least I'm not bald.

_{[ Have a glob of delishush peanut butter flung at your face, Piccolo. ]}

At least I never had and appendages cut off by that mole thing, Yajirobe.

[OH NO YOU DIDN'T! Piccolo sips up some water and spits it at Vegeta... a big clump of peanut butter stuck on his head]

_{[ Ew, Namek spit on his face. GROSS. Vegeta wipes it from his beautiful child face. ]}

Hmph. At least I didn't get killed by a big dumb oaf.

_{[ Yes, he just threw Nappa in your face. ]}

I died protecting my student. It was an honorable death.

[Nappa can suck it! He was protecting his baby!]

Which might be a foreign concept to someone who ran away with his tail between his... oh wait I'm sorry.

[Now to get that peanut butter off his head... oh god that's gross... it's like fragrant poop on his head]

It was a pointless death. Why you didn't just grab him and run out of the way is beyond my understanding.

The boy lived that's all that matters.

[Leave his mommy instincts alone Vegeta.]

At least I didn't was never at the mercy of Krillin.

_{[ y so fem piklez ]}

As I recall, you were dead at the time, Greenbean. Or is your memory failing in that department too.

_{[ moar penut buttr to ur face picklez >8| ]}

[Because Gohan brings out the mom in people... except for Chichi]

You hear a lot of things on King Kai's planet, once you sort through the crappy jokes.

[OH GOD THE NUT POOP!OH IT'S SO GROSS! WATCH THE FAT KID FLAIL! THEN LOOK AT HIM FALL OVER!... AND THEN FLAIL SOME MORE!]

_{[ omg teh lulz ]}

HAHAHAH! What's the matter, can't handle a little processed paste?

[There are no words to express his anger. None. The only possible way to convey his hatred is to take the peanut butter and THROW IT BACK AT VEGETA (so original...)! HE'S AIMING FOR HIS HAIR!

Now how to get the remaining legume poop off his hands...]

AHH! _{[ NOW HAS PEANUT BUTTER IN HIS HAIR FUCK!!! NOW HE HAS TO TAKE A BATH HE FUCKING HATES BATHS ]}

YOU LITTLE GREEN FUCK!

_{[ Jumps down from his chair and TACKLES HIM!!! ]}

[And over the initial bounce from ~~Piccolo's fat~~ the attack, Piccolo now had something to get the peanut butter off his hands with. Vegeta's face.]

WHAT! I THINK IT'S AN IMPROVEMENT! NOW I ALMOST CAN'T SEE YOUR FACE!

BLACH! _{[ Vegeta now has peanut butter on HIS face. Noooo precious peanut butter! ]}

I'll make sure you'll never see again!

_{[ Vegeta starts punching him in the face >8O ]}

[Oh silly Vegeta. You're willingly putting your hands near the mouth of a fat kid with little pointy death teeth? Well PREPARE TO GET BITTEN!

OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE THE NUT POOP!

...and it's actually not that bad... GROMNOMNOM HAND!]

_{[ Is bitten. FUCK. HE WAS BITTEN ]}

AHHH!

_{[ Have some yanking against your teeth, Pickles and punching from the other. ]}

LET GO YOU LITTLE FREAK!

[OH GOD HIS BEAUTIFUL FACE CAN'T TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS!

So he let's go of vegeta's hand...

and then...

Eyelasers.

~~also you will now turn Namekian on the full moon~~]

_{[ 8| ]}

_{[ Is zapped by eye lasers. YOU... YOUUUU!!! ]}

AHHH!

_{[ Flies off the green fatty owthathurtswtf ]}

I'M GONNA KILL YOU!

_{[ Vegeta jumps up and readies his Galic Gun ]}

GRRRRRRRR

[OH SHIT! He's got to get up now?! Well obviously there's some flailing... then he tries to sit up. To no avail. Then he tried to roll onto his side, but overdoes it and lands face down on the ground. After some further struggling he FINALLY gets up and faces Vegeta. Now, there was no way he could pull off the Makkakan Sappo... but hopefully the Masenko beam should do it.

PREPARE FOR THE CLASH OF THE BABY TITANS!]

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Banana 4 ][ Vegeta ][ In Person

IS IT TIME FOR THEIR SLEEPOVER NOW?!

sleepover tiem naoz

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This is the most epic Vegeta vs. Piccolo fight ever.

Indeed

Why was this not cannon? WHY TORIYAMA?!

I DONT KNOW URRRRRRRGH

god this is making me lol so hard...

LET THE LULZ CONTINUE

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